Not exactly, but Nicky definitely has more of a defined butt than sister Paris, who goes by that motto of, “Exercise? What exercise? Just throw it all up, baby!” I’m just kidding, of course. Or am I? Anyway, if she worked out Paris wouldn’t be able to do that unnatural bendable thing she does with her body. But I digress. Here’s Nicky showing booty in a bikini.
31 March 2006
I’ve been ignoring model Amy Weber for way too long. You might know her from that “Son of the Beach” show, or maybe from the thousands of pictures of her in her underwear or bikini on the Internet. Hey, can you blame her? She fills out a bra and panties something fierce.
30 March 2006
Model Krista Allen used to be on a European TV show called “Emmanuelle in Space”, in which she played the sexually free Emmanuelle, whose goal was to have sex with every man in the world. Or something like that. Anyways, here’s Krista Allen in a bikini, which is usually more than you usually see her in, ahem.
27 March 2006
A couple of pics of Monica Belluci, aka Italy’s Greatest Claim to Fame Since Turning Their Country Into a Giant Boot, at the beach with hubby Vincent Cassel (who has been cropped out because, well, who needs to see another big nose Frenchman?).
24 March 2006
With a name like “Lady” Victoria Hervey, you just know this girl shouldn’t be anywhere near a photographer while wearing a bikini, but here she is anyway, looking quite good too, with those long legs, lean body… Basically the British version of Paris Hilton, except with a royal title, Hervey is a model and actress, and even has a sister — just like Paris. Hmm, I smell catfight!
14 March 2006
Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’Dell is a real amazonian babe (what is she, 7-feet tall?), and apparently she looks pretty good out of those studio clothes, too. Here’s the righteous Ms. O’Dell frolicking about (well, she’s standing around, anyway) a beach in Hawaii sometime in 2006 with some lucky spud.
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13 March 2006
Aussie Melissa George got famous with the “Amityville” remake, but she’s been around for a while. Here she is looking yummy in a purple bikini number. Hate the color, love the body.
9 March 2006
Suddenly famous (but for how long?) Godaddy girl Candice Michelle is attempting a movie career. Yeah, okay. Here she is in various bikini shots. Yup, looks like she’s got real talent. Two big talents. Well, it worked for Pamela Anderson…
1 March 2006
Fight fight fight! Looks like hot to trot actress Jessica Alba is steamed that Playboy put a picture of her from “Into the Blue” (where she appears in a bikini throughout) on the cover of their March issue. She’s so mad and she isn’t going to take it anymore, thus — a lawsuit! Or, actually, a threatened lawsuit. Read on!
1 March 2006
Granted, I don’t watch a whole lot of tennis unless I stumble on it while I’m channel surfing and Maria Sharapova is playing, but I seem to remember that Venus Williams was a major phenom a few years back. What’s happened to her? I don’t know. Maybe she’s too busy doing bikini photoshoots like these.
1 March 2006
Jessica Alba sure likes bikinis, and God bless her for realizing that people love her not for her non-existent talent, but rather for her very much existing gorgeous good looks. Here she is in the Spanish cinema magazine Cinemania (which, if I’m not mistaken, takes the pictures from Esquire Magazine?) dressed as various famous movie characters and that weird looking girl from “Secretary”. Plus Marilyn Monroe, I think. Man, does my Old Movie IQ suck or what?
1 March 2006
Just a little bit more of 2004’s Miss Universe, Jennifer Hawkins, this time in nothing but bikinis. Doesn’t she look good in bikinis? The woman was born to wear them. It’s like me and kolaches. I was born to eat them. Just the sausage and cheese one, though. One time, I accidentally said Yes when the donut lady asked me if i wanted to try ham and cheese kolaches. My God what a mistake. Who the hell rolls up ham and puts it in bread? Blasphemy!
1 March 2006
This most definitely falls under the category of, “I’m guessing the folks behind the pagent aren’t looking too fondly on their former winner,” now that Miss Australia Jennifer Hawkins has (mostly) stripped for FHM Magazine. Well, she was Miss Universe 2004, and it’s not like the life of an ex-Miss Universe winner is filled with roses. Plus, Jennifer looks hot in a bikini. One ticket down under, please!
25 February 2006
Evangeline Lilly got caught running to her car to and from a beach in a bikini. Although I have to say, I’m not a big fan of that weird bikini bottom, but I am a big fan of Evangeline Lilly, so there you have it. Still, that’s one fugly bikini…
25 February 2006
So I’ve finally discovered who Sophie Monk is. She’s an Australian singer/actress, one of those pop singers, who, well, sings pop music. You know, mainstream, safe stuff. I think. I haven’t actually heard her sing, or heard any of her songs, so I’m just guessing out of my ass here, folks. I also haven’t seen ay of her movies (she’s in “Date Movie”), but boy is she gorgeous in a bikini or what? Plane ticket to Australia, please! Or, er, Hollywood, now that she’s moved here to pursue a movie career.
23 February 2006
Remember Carey Lowell? She used to be famous when she was on the TV show “Law and Order”. Then for some reason she left, and now she’s, er, well, not so famous anymore. Here she is in some candid shots while at the beach in a smoking hot bikini.
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22 February 2006
The new Lara Croft shows us why she’s been selected to replace Angelina Jolie. Take a look at those curves and bountiful bosom and tell me she can’t “fill” out the tombraider’s shorts and gun holsters. Here she is in numerous bikini photos, including a nice golden bikini that makes me want to run out and buy gold. Or something along that line.
19 February 2006
Jennifer Lopez is obviously one sexy woman. If you don’t agree, you’re either gay or an idiot. Take a look at these pictures with J-Lo on the beach. The wet ones are my favorite, of course.
15 February 2006
There is a God! Maria Sharapova, Tennis’ only real contribution to society and men at large, gives us Russian goddess Maria Sharapova in Sports Illustrated’s 2006 Swimsuit Edition. She’s hot as usual, although I have to say, I’m not too crazy about the make-up and eye shadow, though. They basically covered her up with unnecessary paint when she’s naturally gorgeous. What’s up with that?
13 February 2006
Want some Jennifer Walcott goodness? No? Well tough luck! Here are some great Jennifer Walcott pictures. Ummm, bikinis… Yum, Jennifer Walcott in bikinis. That’s got to be one of the signs of Heavenly Bliss.
12 April 2006