There is a God! Maria Sharapova, Tennis’ only real contribution to society and men at large, gives us Russian goddess Maria Sharapova in Sports Illustrated’s 2006 Swimsuit Edition. She’s hot as usual, although I have to say, I’m not too crazy about the make-up and eye shadow, though. They basically covered her up with unnecessary paint when she’s naturally gorgeous. What’s up with that?
13 February 2006
Want some Jennifer Walcott goodness? No? Well tough luck! Here are some great Jennifer Walcott pictures. Ummm, bikinis… Yum, Jennifer Walcott in bikinis. That’s got to be one of the signs of Heavenly Bliss.
6 February 2006
Young Miss Kaley Cuoco is certainly trying to make a name for herself as one of the sexiest young babe in Hollywood. Here she is in a couple of bikini shots.

1 February 2006
More Ursula Mayes for you to feast your eyes on. Ain’t she something? I think I’m in love.
29 January 2006
America’s bubbly sweetheart Jennifer Love Hewitt is tired of the goodie goodie sidekick roles, and she’s ready to break free by posing nude to get rid of her “innocent” image. We don’t know why, because we like her innocent image, especially if she keeps dressing like this. Innocent, indeed!
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27 January 2006
Recently everyone’s favorite covergirl was vacation in Hawaii, frolicking on the beach in a two-piece. Oh, to be a beach in Hawaii…
27 January 2006
More pictures of Jennifer Walcott and her amazing body. No wonder this girl is a Playboy playmate. Oh sure, I could do without the ginormous boobies, but that face, that body, those abs… God Bless America!
27 January 2006
Jennifer Lopez is the original latin explosion, and here are some reasons why. Check out that ass.
26 January 2006
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen recently took some time off from strutting her stuff on the catwalk to get some fun in the sun on a beach in Rio De Janeiro. No signs of any boyfriends around, though. Does this mean I still have a shot? Uh, yeah.
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24 January 2006
Former Baywatch fake lifeguard Kelly Packard in bikini photos, because what’s the best thing about a woman except when she’s slipped on the bikini? You’d think after all those years on “Baywatch” that she’d get tired of bikinis, but thank God she hasn’t! Suck on that, David Hasselholf! (And yes, I know that doesn’t make sense, but just go with it…)
23 January 2006
A large collection of Kelly Brook in bikinis. And when I say “large”, I mean it’s ridiculously large. As in, “What the hell was I thinking” large. As in, “Jesus H. Christ, who will ever spend all their time looking at these pictures of Kelly Brook in bikini” large. Holy crap. Now that’s what I call large. And I don’t go around calling things large for no reason, you know. When i say it’s large, I mean it’s large. Got that?
23 January 2006
Charisma Carpenter looks good in or out of clothing, but here’s her in a series of bikini looking so good that it should be a crime. Joss Whedon is currently casting his “Wonder Woman” movie, and if he hasn’t given Charisma a call to play the lead, he’s plum loco. For those of you who don’t habla espanol, that means Whedon is nutsy mutsy.
23 January 2006
Former Dancing with the Stars babe Kelly Monaco in a great black bikini and lost in the desert because, why not? See? I told you, kids, if you’re going to visit the desert, don’t forget your ride! And try to pack a canteen and some clothes other than a bikini. Unless you’re a hot chick, then a bikini is more than enough. I’m sure she can catch a ride pretty easily.
22 January 2006
Geeks know that Slave Princess Leia is quite possibly the sexiest sci-fi image in the known universe. In salute of that, here are a lot of people wearing the metal space bikini, from unknown girl next door to celebs like Jennifer Aniston to Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia herself to toys!
22 January 2006
Former model and now actress Molly Sims in Sports Illustrated. I know, an American woman in Sports Illustrated. What a novel idea!
22 January 2006
A large stack of sexy Kitana Baker (of “Miller Lite Girls” fame) pictures, including tons of bikini shots. The Internet model has gone on to do a lot of things, but unfortunately they’re all stuff nobody has seen unless you really like surfing the net looking for half-naked ex-beer commercial girls. But I digress.
21 January 2006
A huge stack of pics of the beautiful model Joanna Krupa wearing a bikini because, well, isn’t that really the world’s greatest invention? I vote Yes! And man, does she look good in them or what? Plus, you can check her out on TV. Don’t ask what show or movie, coz I ain’t got a clue, although she seems to be on a lot recently. Or maybe my Krupa-dar is just tuned in and I’m catching her show appearances by accident. Either/or.
18 January 2006
Mexican hottie Salma Hayek can fill out any wardrobe, but she doesn’t look half bad out of them and in a bikini, either! Here’s Salma in a large selection of bikinis. And here I thought all they ate in Mexico were tortillas and beans. Let me say right now that I’m sorry for stereotyping Mexicans. I digust me.
16 January 2006
Chinese movie star Zhang Ziyi’s incredibly sexy spread for China’s version of FHM. That swimming pool should be closed down and turned into a tourist attraction.
13 January 2006
Another set of Stacy Keibler pics, these with her all in a bikini. I know, you’re grateful to me for bringing you these. Look, I don’t ask for much, kids, just an altar built to worship me, new girls every day to add to my harem, and maybe a car or two. Okay, three. Hey, if you’re going to give me two cars already, mind as well make it three, right? One in blue, another in red, and the third in black if you would please. Small price to pay for some Stacy Keibler bikini pics. Am I right or am I totally right?
15 February 2006