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Mondays with Amy Smart as a Bikini Cowgirl
This Monday is brought to you by Amy Smart in a bikini from an appearance in Shape Magazine from 2005. I had no idea Shape Magazine was around since 2005, but hey, always nice to know one of the best magazines out there has been convincing hot celebs to strip down into a bikini for a while now. Amy Smart, of course, is the star of “Crank” and its sequel, and was in the horror movie “Mirrors”. She hasn’t really broken into the American consciousness yet, but one assumes it’s only a matter of time. Hot women with acting talent should not be ignored, America! Anyhoo. Check her out in a bikini from Shape.
Mondays with Kim Kardashian and her Cellulite
8 June 2009
Kim Kardashian has cellulite! Hey, don’t blame me, that’s coming from Kim Kardashian herself, on the recent issue of Life and Style Magazine. Mind you, not that I go around picking up copies of Life and Style Magazine, but this one happens to have Kim Kardashian’s big ol booty on the cover wearing a bikini, and you know me and celebrities in bikinis. I can’t say No to them, even if they have cellulite, as Kim Kardashian declares here. Now I can’t really see any cellulite on Kim’s bountiful body, and who cares, really. More cushion for the pushin’, as the brothas say in the ‘hood.
Gemma Atkinson is a Celebrity in a Bikini, Get her in my Basement!
3 June 2009
We Yanks are just now about to get our daily dose of the Reality TV show I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here with a host of, well, pretty lame dumbasses, but the Brits have been doing the show for a while now. In the 2006 season, model Gemma Atkinson was one of the contestants, and although I don’t know if she won or not, she sure cut a mighty fine figure running around the beach in a bikini. I don’t know how the show works, but if it’s dependent on people calling in an voting for their favorites, I can’t see Gemma Atkinson not having won. That body in that bikini is just out of this world, man.
Hayden Panettiere Shows off the Tattoo and Bikini in Cannes
27 May 2009
I’m not entirely sure what Hayden Panettiere was doing at Cannes, France over the week, but hey, I’m not complaining. Hell, the cowboy hat even looks good on her. Then again, when you’re wearing a bikini and look as good as our little cheerleader does in these photos from Cannes, you could be wearing a ski mask and people would still be saying, “Damn, that’s some hot girl under that ski mask!” Not a big fan of the tattoo, though, especially getting it along the side ribcage like that. What’s the deal with hot girls getting tattoos in bad places, anyway? I blame it on Megan Fox.
Danica Patrick Shows off the Shape in Shape Magazine
12 May 2009
So, did Danica Patrick finally win a race? I don’t know, and I don’t really care. I do know that Danica Patrick keeps showing off the body in those Godaddy.com ads and in magazines like this latest appearance in Shape magazine. She’s wearing a bikini, of course, which is a must for every celebrity show shows up on the cover. Inside the magazine, you get Danica Patrick’s daily exercise routine, which apparently involves playing around with a yellow ball. Huh, that’s all it takes to look that good? Damn, and here I am going to the gym. Stupid gym.
Leighton Meester Heads to the Beach
12 May 2009
Leighton Meester is one of the stars of that show about girls and how they like to talk gossip with each other. Or something to that effect. In any case, it’s one of those teen shows on the CW where no one over 15 years old actually watches, or if you do, then you’re probably a little lame and should be tarred and feathered. But hey, maybe I’m being overly critical, seeing as how Leighton Meester is one of the stars, and she looks pretty darn good. Here’s Leighton at the beach showing off a not-entirely-bad body in a bikini. Maybe I should start watching Gossip Girl…
Kelly Ripa’s Bikini Body Continues to Astound
5 May 2009
Who knew that after fifty kids, Kelly Ripa would still look like a million bucks? Nah, forget about a million bucks, I’d pay a gazillion bucks for that body. Mind you, I wouldn’t know what to do with the body, but I would definitely know what to do with the woman. I’m talking about making her make me cake, of course. I hear Kelly Ripa is a very good baker. When she’s not at the pool parading around in a two-piece bikini, that is. Kelly Ripa is 39 years old, but she has the body an 18-year old would kill for. At least, the 18-year olds I know. Mind you, not that I spend a lot of time with 18-year olds. Ahem. What was I saying? Oh right, Kelly Ripa bikini pictures. MILF-licious!
Your Weekend Send-off: Teri Polo Bikini Pictures
1 May 2009
It took a while, but blonde beauty Teri Polo finally got her just due when she co-starred as Ben Stiller’s fiance in the comedy “Meet the Parents”. Granted, that movie’s success was about Stiller looking like a jackass and Robert De Niro being a douche, but still, you gotta have the eye candy, and Teri Polo was as nice an eye candy as any in that flick. As such, your Weekend Send-off for this week is brought to you courtesy of some very eye-pleasing Teri Polo pictures. I’m not sure what Teri was doing showing off that fantastic body in a two-piece bikini, but God bless her for doing it.
Ashley Tisdale Does the Bikini Thing in Maui
29 April 2009
Shouldn’t celebrities be, like, working or something, instead of jetting off to Hawaii to splash around in a bikini every other month? Yes, but only the fat and ugly ones. The pretty and thin ones like Ashley Tisdale should definitely jet to Hawaii every chance they get so photos of them in a bikini can flood the Internet. There are only three things worth logging on everyday for on this here Interwebs: your daily dose of my awesome gibberish, finding out who just won those sports games you were too lazy to watch so you can go to work tomorrow and pretend like you saw the game, and getting new, daily updates of which celebrity is doing the bikini thang. Dude, having a high speed Internet connection rocks.
Lindsay Lohan at the Park. In a Bikini.
27 April 2009
Sure, the career’s gone down the tube, she’s looking mighty thin lately, but aside from all that, on the scale of Totally Doable and Not Even With a 10-Foot Pole, you know damn well you would without a moment’s hesitation. Plus, all that bad girl stuff she’s been getting to just makes her all that much more adorable. In the sense that “adorable” means you really want to knock them boots, but you’re not so sure about leaving her alone in your bathroom going through your medicine cabinet. Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures at the park, cause why the hell not.
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics in Self Magazine
22 April 2009
I don’t read a whole lot of what you would call chick magazines (I’m a manly man, so of course I only read magazines about sports and guns and other manly man magazines), but if I did, I would have to pick up Self and Shape, because how could you not support mainstream magazines that are able to convince their pretty cover model/pretty actresses to slip on a bikini and post for us? That’s just going beyond the call of duty to please the boys there, folks. Granted, it’s all done under the aegis of showing off your womanly curves, but whatever works. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini on the cover of the May issue of Self Magazine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do something with myself…
Britney Spears Candies Ads are Shockingly Hot
2 April 2009
How do you go from being the joke of the town one year to one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood the next? Well if you’re Britney Spears and you have a lot of money, it’s probably not too hard. When your entire job is waking up and going out to sing once or twice a month, you have plenty of time to hit the gym, or bring the gym to you. And oh yeah, I hear the doctors in Hollywood are better than the average doctor in the rest of the world. And failing all that, there’s always photoshopping. Not saying that’s what’s going on here in these Candies ads featuring the fallen pop princess, but I gotta tell you, I’d hit that like she was on fire.
Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures are Good Stuff
31 March 2009
You don’t get any better than Tuesdays with fresh Kelly Brook bikini pictures. Actually, there is one thing that would be better, and that’s if you were actually on the beach with Kelly Brook as she was doing that whole frolicking thing. Yeah, that would definitely be better. But failing that, eh, these bikini pics of the lovely British lass running about the very wet beach is still pretty awesome, too. And hey, you can always pretend you’re there with her. Just make sure your boss isn’t around when you do. Glassed over eyes and a big stupid grin are dead giveaways that you’re not really working.
Mondays with Bar Refaeli
16 March 2009
So what exactly is it about Bar Refaeli that makes her so gosh darn hot? I don’t know, she’s not exactly the tallest or thinnest or insanely fit model out there. Okay, she’s cute, but she’s not overly uber hot. (Okay, okay, she is uber hot. Forget I said that.) Maybe it’s the fact that she’s dating a movie star, or that she’s the current Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. I don’t know what is it about Bar Refaeli that makes her so friggin’ hot, but she just is. So, check out some Bar Refaeli bikini pictures, because what else do you gotta do that’s so important on a lazy Monday? Exactly. So make sure your boss isn’t coming down the aisle, and quick, check out the pictures! Ah, hardly working, or working hard, ain’t that the age old question?
Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza is Hot
10 March 2009
So what does it take to become a Miss Universe? Well, for one, you need two legs, two arms, a nice looking face, and oh yeah, a body that can rock a bikini doesn’t hurt, either. Yeah, yeah, I know the whole pageant thing is supposed to be about personality and talent and — oh who are we kidding. It’s the body, and the bikini show. It’s why we tune in, and how we choose our winners. That, and how much money people can spend to buy off the judges. I kid, of course. Such things never happen at such events. Anyways, 2008’s Miss Universe is Dayana Mendoza from Venezuela. Okay face, but a fantastic body. The woman was born to parade around in stiletto heels and a bikini.
Your Weekend Send-off: Miranda Kerr
6 March 2009
As you get off work and head into the weekend, you should always keep this in mind: no matter how many times you score, the girls will never ever be as hot as Miranda Kerr. Now I’m not trying to ruin your day or anything, but the sooner your accept this, the better for your love life. Or lust life, depending on how you approach dating, or as my dad used to call it, “girl lovin’ time”. Dad was funny that way about dating. But enough of that. Here’s Miranda Kerr in some bikini pictures to make your weekend getaway all that much more fun. Just remember, your wife or girlfriend will never be as hot as Miranda Kerr, and life will be a whole lot better.
Laura Vandervoort in some Into the Blue 2 Bikini Promos
3 March 2009
Remember that movie with Jessica Alba in a bikini for 99% of the time? It was called “Into the Blue”. Yeah, I don’t remember anything about it, either, except Jessica Alba was in a bikini for pretty much the entire movie. Well they made a direct-to-DVD sequel, and this one stars Laura Vandervoort from TV’s Smallville. Yes, Supergirl herself. Now you get to see what made her so “super” to begin with. Hint: it’s the body. Those long legs, long flowing blonde hair, perfect face. Basically, the whole shebang. Here are some promos featuring Laura Vandervoort in a (what else?) bikini from the movie, called “Into the Blue 2: The Reef”. It’s about pirates and treasure or something. Point is, Laura Vandervoort is in a bikini through most of it. Nuff said.
Madeline Zima’s Incredibly Curvy FHM Spread
10 February 2009
So former jailbait turned uber hot adult actress Madeline Zima is in the current issue of FHM, and oh my goodness does she look awesome. I mean, wow, that is one fine body she’s showing off there, kiddies. Of course it probably helps that Madeline Zima is a tall drink of water, which allows that nice, fine looking body to stretch in all kinds of delicious ways. Who could ever imagine that the sweet little girl from The Nanny would grow up to look like this? Makes you wanna pay more attention to those Nanny reruns, doesn’t it? Then again, that would be kind of creepy. Kinda. But that probably won’t stop you guys, though. Pervs.
Danica Patrick 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
10 February 2009
Is it possible that Danica Patrick just keeps getting hotter with every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue spread? Quite possibly. But if not, I choose to believe it anyway, and just go with it. Yes, I’m delusional that way. Speaking of delusional, what are the chances that I’ll bump into Danica Patrick in a crowded bar and she comes over to hit on me? I say it’s about 50-50. I’m really dashing and junk in a dark room. Or at least, that’s what Ed tells me, and Ed never lies about such things. Anyhoo. Here’s Danica Patrick back in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I know the whole draped over the car in a bikini is to associate her with her professional of car racing, although I don’t know why, cause the woman is just flat out hot, car racing or not.
Bar Refaeli 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
10 February 2009
Your 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model is none other than Israel’s Bar Refaeli, otherwise known as that really hot supermodel chick who even Palestinians would get a boner for, even though she’s Israeli, and thus, must be hated and shun and if given the chance, stoned. Yes, Bar Refaeli is that hot. Or maybe you know her more as the chick that Leonardo DiCaprio is putting it to on a nightly basis, at least when he’s not wandering off and putting it to another supermodel behind her back. Hey, Bar, if Leo ever cheats on you and you find out, you know what would really piss him off? Hopping into the sack with a sad perv like me. Call me! Here is Bar Refaeli’s SI shoot. Buy the issue when it hits the stands. You know you wanna.
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