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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics Show off the Assets
You know, I don’t know what it is about Kim Kardashian, but she doesn’t grate on me nearly as much as her fellow rich girl turned pseudo famous rich girl Paris Hilton. Sure, they’re both nearly identical in the way they got their fame, which is to say, becoming famous for being famous (and something about a certain type of tape), but I dunno, I guess Kim Kardashian’s big ass, voluptuous curves, and adorable rack just puts her up above the city named after the city of lights. Hey, you can disagree with me if you want, but just take a look at these bikini beach pictures first, and then we’ll talk. Please to enjoy the big ass and generous rack. In a bikini. Ees nice!
Victoria’s Secret Angels at the Beach. In Bikinis. Thank You, God.
17 November 2008
So in case you missed it (what are you, stupid?), the Victoria’s Secret fashion show brought its whiz-bang over to Miami Beach for one of those exclusive fashion shows where hot girls dress up in lingerie and pretend they want to do you. All of you. Even Slow Johnny, who can barely answer the phone without vomiting. Anyhoo. So, while in Miami Beach, the Victoria’s Secret angels decided to go out for a walk on the beach. In matching white two-piece bikinis. Okay, so it was more like another crass commercial photoshoot, but am I complaining? Hell no! There were way too many angels there to get them all, but all the major ones were there, including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel. So what do you do when you have these many hot girls in bikinis at the same place? Well, trying to get them all into your eyeball would just damage your eyeballs beyond reason, so let’s play “Find the Victoria’s Secret Angel with the tramp stamp!” One of them has it. Can you name her? I bet you can’t!
Got Bikini Body? Emma Rigby Does!
3 November 2008
Speaking of hot girls in bikinis, Hollyoaks star and English lass Emma Rigby would like a word with us about some celebrities not slipping on the bikini and not showing side ass bikini bottom shots. Namely, she has a couple of those shots to spare, and would you please take a look and tell her what you think? Why, Miss Emma Rigby, we’d be happy to! And yes, I am talking to myself. You wanna make something of it? Didn’t think so. Anyhoo, here’s Emma Rigby from Hollyoaks fame in a bikini at the beach, because where would you go when you’re hot and famous and looks like gangbusters in a bikini so people could snap pictures of you and splash it across this world wide something or rather?
A Great View of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Bikini
3 November 2008
Let’s face it, the only reason any self-respecting man still watches the View (if you happen to fall into that category, that is; I personally don’t, being a manly man and all) is for the show’s young blonde hottie, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Who else are you gonna watch it for? The fat black chick? The white, ugly fat chick who looks like a car ran over her face? Or the old white chick that looks like the Cryptkeeper? Exactly. It’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck or bust. So, here’s a very nice Elisabeth Hasselbeck in bikini picture that has been making the rounds on the interwebs. Yup, that’s a great view. The only thing that could have made it better? More side ass view of the bikini bottom, because who couldn’t use more side ass bikini bottom shots?
Anne Hathaway Bikini in Vogue
28 October 2008
I still can’t decide if Anne Hathaway’s face is way too elongated for its own good, or if that just makes her hotter than your average “perfectly faced” Hollywood starlet. Either/or, Anne Hathaway sure is getting around, especially for a woman whose scheming scam artist boyfriend has just been indicted for, like, stealing puppies from the poor, or something like that. Anyways, here’s Anne Hathaway in a bikini in the latest issue of Vogue. Okay, so there’s only one bikini picture, and it’s not the hottest bikini we’ve seen on a movie star. I’m also not sure what the deal with the cigarette is, but I guess it’s artsy. Or something. Who knows. There are other pictures in the spread, but these are the only two worth posting in my very not so humble opinion.
A Bikini-Clad Geri Halliwell Makes Me Wish the Spice Girls were Touring Again
22 October 2008
Remember when Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham, was the best thing the Spice Girls could offer in terms of a sex symbol? I think you can pretty much sweep that under the rug now, like some dirty, dirty secret from your past that, if brought out into the light, people might chase you with torches. Nowadays, no one is looking better than Geri Halliwell, the former “baby” of the Spice Girls, who has grown up (well not literally, but you know, metaphorically) into the hottest looking Spice Girls of them all. Of course her limberness in a bikini doesn’t hurt at all. In fact, they sorta help. If, you know, you like very limber girls. Yowsy.
Faith Hill Bikini Picture in Shape
20 October 2008
Are you serious? Country singing Goddess Faith Hill is 41 years old? Holy mother of Mary and Josephine. Doesn’t that make her a MILF of uber proportions? Why, yes, it does! Here’s country western’s first lady of hotness Faith Hill on the cover of Shape Magazine in a two-piece bikini. Because, you know, nothing sells country music CDs like the singer in a bikini on a magazine cover. Notice the ugly yellow sweater. Now why would you pose on the cover of a magazine in a two-piece bikini and still keep on the ugly sweater? Probably to lesson the “hotness” factor, one presumes, though why in the world you would want to do that is beyond me. I blame it on Faith’s husband, that Tim McGraw guy. Dudes in cowboy hats are always antsy about their hot wife showing up in a bikini on a magazine.
Angela Lindvall is a Bikini Hottie
10 October 2008
For a supermodel who is known throughout the world, for some reason Angela Lindvall doesn’t get a whole lot of attention on the net. I don’t know why, the Oklahoma native prances around in a two-piece bikini looking just as good as the rest of them. But hey, maybe it’s the lack of a Brazilian accent that does it. Either way, Angela Lindvall is still worth posting. Here’s a bikiin-clad shoot she recently did for, from the looks of it, an ad for something. Now I don’t know what she’s trying to sell here, but as long as she’s wearing the bikini and high heels, does it really matter? Hot damn. High heels + bikini + supermodel = excuse me while I go into the bathroom for a second…
Nicollette Sheridan is Still a Bikini Hottie
6 October 2008
The only time I’m aware that the TV show Desperate Housewives is even still on the air is when ABC shows promos for it whenever the show is about to start another new season. I would actually try to watch the bloody thing, except I have a penis, and I’m not allowed to watch and enjoy such a show. Having said that, there is one thing about Desperate Housewives that I have no problems enjoying — Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini, proving once again that age ain’t got nothing on this hardbody. Now the pessimist in me says that Nicollette Sheridan has her doctor’s number on speed dial, because how else does a 45-year old woman maintain such a body; but the optimist in me says, “Who gives a shit?” And now, to the main event: Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini. You have GOT to be kidding.
Olivia Munn Goes Bikini in Japan
3 September 2008
It must be nice to be the host of a TV show. You get to be on TV, which is always great for picking up chicks at bars (nothing breaks the ice like, “Hey, babe, I’m on TV; wanna go do it in the alley?”), people put make-up on you for you, your clothes are chosen and laid out for you before you even wake up, and food is always ready when you need it. Plus, you get to travel to Japan where you can lounge about the hotel pool in a two-piece bikini. Obviously I’m going to bypass the whole bikini thing; I’m more of a one-piece swimsuit man. Anyways, Olivia Munn, host of G4’s Attack of the Show, was in Japan doing something and was nice enough to snap these bikini pics for her loyal geek fanbase. God bless you, Olivia Munn, always thinking of us even when you’re half a world away…
Michelle Hunziker Has No Use for Body Fat
3 September 2008
Screw your body fat and cellulite, Swiss model, actress, singer, and the object of boys’ wet dreams everywhere Michelle Hunziker has no use for any of that. And I would like to congratulate Michelle for taking such a strong stance against such a popular thing; you know, it takes courage to tell fat that you want no part of it. It’s like me back in High School; when the kids would go into the restroom to smoke their Mary Jane and what have you, I would just say, “No, not interested, the only high I need is life.” And look at me now! Sitting in my pajamas typing this in my parent’s basement. Would I have all this if I had taken a puff? I think not! Anyways, here’s Michelle Hunziker showing off her stand against body fat at the beach. You go, girl.
The Bikini Wonders of Elisabetta Gregoraci
29 August 2008
Oh, Elisabetta Gregoraci , is there anything you can’t do? Like fly a jet, drive a race car, married an old dude who is way too old for you, and look stunning in a two-piece bikini while frolicking about on the beach? I’m sure there’s nothing this woman can’t do. In fact, if she were to become President of the World (I hear the election is coming up soon; I’m definitely voting THIS time!), there would be world peace. All she would have to do is slip on the bikini and flash those nice tight abs and BAM! Peace on Earth. Just like that, baby. Just as easy like that. Anyways, here are some Elisabetta Gregoraci bikini pictures. You’re welcome.
Shauna Sand’s Ridiculously Hot Bikini Body
27 August 2008
You know, if you were to ask me what the hell Shauna Sand does for a living, I don’t know if I could have told you. I think she used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas from the TV show Renegade, and before that she made an appearance in Playboy. (Most girls who have been in Playboy gets those playboy bunny tattoos, which Shauna Sand has.) And in-between divorcing Lamas and showing up on the beach in an itty bitty bikini looking ridiculously hot, I think she does modeling and puts out calendars. Not really sure about the calendars, as I don’t have one, but I’m reasonably certain she models for a living. And if I’m wrong about that, er, does it matter? Shauna Sand is in a tiny bikini on the beach. Ignore the ridiculously puffy lips and enjoy the ridiculously hot bod.
Olesya Rulin Bikini Pictures
25 August 2008
If you thought Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were the only two hotties to be found in the Disney Channel’s inexplicably popular movie franchise “High School Musical”, you’re wrong. There’s also Olesya Rulin, who plays the geeky songstress in the movies. I haven’t a clue what her character’s name is, but she’s the dorky one who writes the songs in the first movie. I think. In real life, Olesya Rulin is a surprisingly cute little thing (don’t worry, she’s in her ’20s), and here are bikini pictures of her doing, from what I can tell, something about not littering. It’s probably very green and nice, but never you mind that. She’s in a two-piece bikini and looking quite nice. Must…pick up…garbage…
The Bikini Awesomeness of Ali Larter
25 August 2008
In case you haven’t figured it out by now by watching NBC’s hit show Heroes, but Ali Larter is one awesomely hot woman. How awesomely hot? So much so that I don’t even mind making up a word like “awesomely” and using them not once, not twice, but now three times in this post without feeling the least bit stupid for it. Yeah, she’s that awesomely hot. (Four times!) So check Ali Larter out in a two-piece itty bitty bikini doing her thing with some dogs at the beach. Stupid dogs. I wish I was a furry little creature with four legs. I bet they get to cuddle with her in bed and other stuff. Damn stupid, lucky dogs…
Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures are Back, Baby!
19 August 2008
When was the last time we got bikini pictures of Kate Beckinsale at the beach? It seems like ages ago. Back in the day, you couldn’t go a day or two without seeing Kate Beckinsale pictures popping up all over the net. Oh sure, she still goes to all the usual Hollywood stuff — you know, movie premieres, openings, etc, but to get bikini candid shots of the lovely English lass? That’s a rare occasion nowadays. Thankfully they’ve returned, and in style, too. So how does Kate Beckinsale look after all these months? Um, how about absolutely frakkin’ unbelievable? That succinct enough for ya? Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. Please to ogle.
Anna Kournikova Back in Maxim
17 August 2008
Ah, women’s tennis. Let’s face it, unless you were born with a tennis racket in your hand and lives and dies by the sport, you’ll probably agree with me that the best thing tennis has ever done was give us some really smoking hot female tennis players. The original was, and still is, the best in my opinion — none other than Russian Goddess Anna Kournikova, who, I believe, has still never won a major title, but never you mind that inconsequential stuff. What is important is that Anna Kournikova is back on the cover and in the pages of the most recent Maxim issue, and oh yes oh my, she is looking awfully good once again…
Sophie Monk is a Beach Going Bikini Babe
6 August 2008
Now I’m not a hot chick, so I don’t know what hot chicks do when they head off to the beach in a skimpy two-piece bikini, but I’m guessing that from these pictures, Australian babe turned L.A. transplant Sophie Monk is probably wearing eyeliner. Or some sort of mascara. I don’t even know if those are the same thing, being a guy and all, and so totally hetero and what have you. Heck, her eyes may just be naturally dark that way. Anyways, not that I mind, or care to find out, or even investigate further. We’re talking about the gorgeous Sophie Monk in bikini wear strutting her stuff on the beaches of California. What, we’re gonna spend all our time wondering what she’s wearing around her eyes? Are you friggin’ nuts? Please to ogle.
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures
31 July 2008
Isn’t posting pictures of supermodels vacation on beaches while wearing nothing but itty bitty bikinis kind of like finding a tape of a prostitute doing what prostitutes do best, i.e. earn her money? That is, isn’t it a little anti-climactic? Haven’t we seen Bar Refaeli at least a million times in a bikini? Or sometimes, even less than a bikini? So really, are these pictures of her in a vacation spot really all that big of a deal? Sure, she’s hot and all, and that body sure looks awesomely awesome, but I find myself being a tad … underwhelmed. Sigh. Maybe I should … Oh who am I kidding. Psyche! Bar Refaeli is looking goooooooooood. Please to ogle.
Behind-the-Scenes of Anna Kournikova’s Bikini Shoot
24 July 2008
Good news for fans of hot Russian tennis players, because it looks like Anna Kournikova is doing a bikini photoshoot. I haven’t a clue who it’s for, or what magazine, but she’s doing one, and here are some behind-the-scenes pics to prove it. Now you may be wondering, does Anna Kournikova still qualifies as a tennis player? Um, does it matter? To be honest with you, I’d rather not listen to female tennis players as they’re playing, anyway. All that grunting sounds good when they’re alone with you in your basement, but let’s face it, having to listen to it on the TV is unbearable. Okay, so a little grunting on TV is good, but not THIS much. Anyways, what I’m trying to say is, we can look forward to a Anna Kournikova bikini spread sometime in the future. Until then, these will have to do.
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