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Cote de Pablo Bikini Pictures from NCIS

22 May 2008

Since her character is a badass former Isaraeli Mossad agent, I guess it wouldn’t make much sense to put Cote de Pablo’s character from CBS’ Navy NCIS in a bikini every other episode. But lordy, the folks behind the show finally found a reason to put her in a bikini, and God bless’em for giving us a little sumthin’ sumthin’ from the too hot to be really considered sexy, mostly because if you thought of her as sexy, she might come over to your house to kick your ass. I’m talking about Cote De Pablo’s character on the show, of course. I’m sure the real Cote is very nice and isn’t prone to ass kicking at the drop of a hat. Then again, how hot would it be if she was?

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More Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures

20 May 2008

Going under the never-done-me-wrong-yet assumptions of, “If it feels good, then do it,” and “If it was great the first time, why wouldn’t it be great the second and third time, too?”, here are more bikini pictures of Smallville star Laura Vandervoort, who will no doubt be going on to more fame and fortune beyond the idiot tube. Or hey, if her movie career doesn’t take off, she can always take solace from the fact that she’ll always be a major star in my fantasies, and let me assure you, I’m pretty selective. Anyhoo, here’s more of Laura Vandervoort on the set of her new movie “Into the Blue 2″, where, apparently, everyone wears a bikini. God Bless crappy direct-to-DVD sequels.

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Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

20 May 2008

British actress Sienna Miller was at a beach somewhere at some point in time doing the bikini thing. Where? When? Why? Um, all very dumb questions, especially when there’s a very pretty girl running up a beach splashing herself all wet. Besides making a menace of herself to her various boyfriends and paparazzos out there, Sienna Miller can also be seen in the action movie “G.I. Joe” come 2009. She’ll be playing The Baroness, and yes, she’ll spend most of her time onscreen wearing a skin-tight black outfit. Word (and set pictures) also has it that Sienna is also nekkid in “Hippie Hippie Shake”, which I think is about, um, hippies. And shakes. Because, as we all know, hippies love their shakes. Stinking hippies.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures from the Set of Into the Blue 2

20 May 2008

If you hadn’t already heard, The Hills star Audrina Patridge is following in the footsteps of former MTV fake reality TV show star Kristin Cavallari into the wide world of actual acting. You know, the movies. Well, as “real acting” as you will likely get in a sequel to a Jessica Alba movie. Here’s a trick to upstaging the original with Alba and Paul Walker — actually ACT. Yeah, I know, it ain’t gonna be that easy to do. But hey, “Into the Blue 2″ has a couple of nice assets to help it survive the lull between the hot dames trying to “act” — it’s got Audrina Patridge and Laura Vandervoort in bikinis. Oh my. Here’s Audrina doing her part on the set of the direct-to-DVD flick. God Bless them Hills.

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Laura Vandervoort is a Bikini Goddess

19 May 2008

Hey, Smallville fans, I got some bad news for ya. If Supergirl in her short-shorts, midriff-baring shirt, and go-go boots was the reason you still tune into that aging show, then you’re probably not gonna be tuning in for long. Word on the Internet is that Laura Vandervoort, the Canadian Goddess who plays Supergirl on the show, will be only showing up for a few eps, and then she’ll be gone forever. Which will free Laura Vandervoort up time to do movies like “Into the Blue 2″, sequel to that Jessica Alba award winning film about really hot people in skimpy two-piece bikinis walking around beaches and diving into water and what have you. My guess is that this is Laura Vandervoort enjoying some downtime in-between shooting “Into the Blue 2″. I could be wrong, of course, but does it matter? Laura Vandervoort. Bikini. Ogle.

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Blake Lively Bikini Pictures

15 May 2008

Wait, People.com is posting bikini pictures of young TV starlets on vacation now? Wow, I guess I need to go to People.com more often! Their latest catch is Gossip Girl star Blake Lively, who showed up on vacation somewhere with some dude from her show doing a little (or a lot) of PDA’ing. Seriously, it must be nice to be young and rich and famous and be able to look good in a bikini. Mind you, not that I’ve thought about how great it would look if I slipped on a bikini, I’m just saying … er, let’s move on, shall we? Blake Lively with some dude name Penn something, who apparently plays her boyfriend on the show. (Yeah, that’s gonna work out.) Bikini pictures of Blake, who despite the name, is all woman, baby. OMFG, as the kids say.

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Bai Ling Cuts a Nifty Bikini Body

13 May 2008

Let’s be honest here: Bai Ling with clothes on is not always a pretty sight. Forget for one moment that Godawful haircut she’s been sporting for the last few years (seriously, girl, hire a stylist, you can afford it!), but she’s got a rail-thin body that, with clothes draped over her, doesn’t quite look right. But you know what? Shockingly these bikini pictures of Bai Ling is not all bad. Sure, she could use a couple of more pounds on those bones, but you have to admit, she doesn’t look half bad. I mean, it’s not as if you can see her bones or anything; she’s not disgustingly skinny the way Nicole Richie was a few years ago pre-preggers. So give the girl that, if nothing else.

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures from Shape

7 May 2008

Let’s face it, when Ashlee Simpson first came onto the scene, it was pretty easy to tell her apart from her big sis Jessica. Pretty much everything she did was designed to remind you she WASN’T big sis. Then, something strange happened, and Ashlee started to look more and more like Jessica. For a while there, it was really, really weird. Now it appears as if Ashlee has once again gone her own way, and I have to say — not bad. Not bad at all. Ashlee Simpson showed up in the June issue of Shape Magazine in, as is Shape’s wont, a two-piece bikini, and let me tell you — not bad. Not bad at all, kids. But hey, don’t take my word for it; judge for yourself. Ashlee Simpson bikini pictures from Shape magazine.

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

7 May 2008

Let’s face it, Elisha Cuthbert’s movie career hasn’t exactly been going great. Of course, acting alongside Paris Hilton, aka the Movie Career Killer, didn’t exactly help, but we’re going to ignore that because, gosh dang it, we really like Elisha Cuthbert, and want her to resurrect her movie career, if only because we’re hoping to see something like this on the big screen very soon. Or on the small screen, preferably on DVD, where the pause button works a lot better than on the big screen. Wait, what? Yeah, I said it. Anyways. Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures. Please to ogle.

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Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures from Vibe

6 May 2008

Singing diva Mariah Carey was never one to keep that nice, voluptuous body of hers hidden behind all that junk girls like to call clothes in her music videos and pretty much wherever she showed up, and as a member of the male species, I’d like to thank her for that open-minded attitude. Word is, Mariah has gotten hitched to some 20-something kid who also raps and acts in movies, and occasionally shows up on MTV or BET or one of those cable shows I try to avoid whenever possible, lest my delicate senses be overrun with crap. I bring all that up to say this: Mariah Carey is in the current issue of Vibe magazine, sporting that diva-ish body in a variety of swimwear.

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More Olivia Munn Bikini from Jamaica

25 April 2008

So I was watching G4’s Attack of the Show the other day, and a friend of mine came over. He had never seen G4 before (he’s poor; he can’t afford the buck a day it costs to get basic cable, apparently), and was wondering why I was watching such a poorly put together “geek show” that was, truly, trying way too hard to be “hip”. Then, of course, Olivia Munn bounced onto the screen and he immediately understood. I’m not watching G4 for the tech or the faux stab at fanboy hipness, dude, it’s all for Olivia Munn. And recently, Olivia Munn was in Jamaica, and she was kind enough to slip on some bikinis for the camera, and here are more pictures from that.

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Jessica Cirio Does a Bikini Good

22 April 2008

When we first noticed Jessica Cirio in one of those Latin American men’s magazines, it was lust at first sight. This is one of those girls that it’s hard to fall in love with, because let’s face it, she’s gonna break your heart, but only after she’s worn you out, which is a good thing in case you were wondering. Now I don’t know if this is some kind of publicity appearance by Jessica Cirio, or if she just decided to slip on a teeny bitty two-piece bikini and jumped into the pool at some social gathering, but I sure am glad someone was there with a camera. Sir, whoever you are, God bless you. You deserve a glaze donut. Or two.

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Fergie Shows Off The Bikini Body

22 April 2008

Let’s face it, Fergie, formerly of the Black Eyed Peas, has one of the best bodies in all of pop music. Or hip hop music. Or whatever genre she’s currently getting into nowadays. Unfortunately, while that body is rockin’ like no one’s business, the, well, you know, why delve into the negative when there’s so much positive to focus on? Fergie has a great body, the kind made for a two-piece bikini, like in these pictures. So check out Fergie at the beach making all the other girls jealous. If I was a girl, and was constantly worried about my body image, I’d be pretty mad, too. But don’t hate, ladies, just enjoy. The men are.

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Natalie Pinkham Bikini Pictures

9 April 2008

So who exactly is Natalie Pinkham? I haven’t a clue. But after seeing these glorious bikini pictures of the hardbodied gal on the beach, I certainly tried to find out. According to Wikipedia, she’s a British sports television presenter, who is currently hosting Channel 4’s Adrenaline Rush and David Beckham’s Soccer USA on FIVE. Wait, David Beckham has his own soccer TV show? — Wait, wait, what am I doing? Forget David Beckham. Check out Natalie Pinkham and behold what a good diet, great family genes, and a whole lotta sit-ups will get you. As Borat would say, “Eeeees Nice!”

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Olivia Munn in Jamaica aka Bikini Pictures

9 April 2008

The alternative title to this post is, “Olivia Munn Still Knows What Boys Like, aka More Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures”, but I thought that was way too long, so settled for the above. In any case, Olivia and the G4 crew were recently in Jamaica (filming, we presume), which meant there were plenty of opportunities for our gal geek to splash about the bountiful beach in a two-piece bikini, looking all bountiful herself and what have you. Here are the bikini pictures she posted on her Myspace page. Lovely, as always. Now THIS is why I tune into G4. It sure as heck ain’t for the geek talk or the skinny dude, that’s for bloody damn sure.

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Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

1 April 2008

Remember those bald pictures of Mena Suvari from a few months ago? Yuck. Ghastly. Gave me nightmares for months and days, I tell ya. Sometimes I would wake up in the middle of the night, covered in sweat, and only a nice cold glass of lemonade would put me back to sleep. Well the hair is growing back in nicely, and Mena Suvari still has that body that made her famous via “American Beauty”. And check out that ass. Wow, that is one nice ass, I gotta admit. I was never that big a fan of Mena Suvari in the first place, but that ass is something else. Check her out running and gunning zombies in the latest “Day of the Dead” remake. Or don’t. I hear the movie blows. But there’s nothing blowing about these bikini pictures of Mena Suvari

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Lauren Conrad in Shape Magazine

1 April 2008

Now this is a shocker. I usually notice every woman Shape Magazine slap on their cover — how could you not? they’re almost always very attractive and sporting a two-piece bikini, oftentimes for the first time! — but for some reason, The Hills star Lauren Conrad’s appearance in the magazine’s January issue completely escaped my notice. I stand corrected. Here’s Lauren Conrad in the magazine. Okay, so maybe she’s not looking like gangbusters, but you gotta admit, for a girl who has never had to work a day in her life, and probably has never involuntarily sweat once, she ain’t all bad. I hear she’s a fashion designer now or something. Blah.

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Naomi Millbank-Smith Bikini Pictures

31 March 2008

It’s been nearly a year since we last visited the house of Millbank-Smith, and I still don’t know all that much more about her, except that the woman looks gangbusters in a two-piece bikini. IMDB.com has added two film credits to her name, including “Clubbed” and 2009’s “Gangster Kittins”, in which she played the pivotal role of “Price’s Groupie 2″. Because let’s face it, without Groupie 2, Price’s Groupies would just not be the same. Um, yeah, that’s the ticket. Bikini pictures of a wet Naomi Millbank-Smith. Please to enjoy.

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More Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

23 March 2008

If I didn’t already know that Jennifer Aniston despises the paparazzi and would never voluntarily give them a chance to telephoto lens her butt while she was on vacation and sporting a two-piece bikini, I would be inclined to believe she’s doing this for attention, ala Lindsay Lohan. But of course, we know better. But hell, much props to whoever managed to these new bikini images of the elusive ex-Friends star. She’s got one hell of a nice body, and those two-piece bikini sure fits her well. It’s too bad she’s got the personality of a hermit, though.

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Audrina Patridge’s Playboy Audition Pictures

20 March 2008

So before she landed on MTV’s “reality” (cough*bullshit*cough) TV show “The Hills”, Audrina Patridge was trying to get into Playboy. She was just out of high school, but thanks to a healthy family coffer (i.e. her folks are stinkin’ rich), was able to pay a professional photographer to snap these pics of her in the nude showing off what a lot of money and not a single second of hard labor produces at the tender age of 18. The boys at WWTTD have the pictures for ya, click here to see them. And yes, she is very nude; and yes, I’d climb them hills in a second. We don’t have the nude pictures of her, but we do have some bikini pictures (below).

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