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Samantha Harris Bikini Pictures

18 March 2008

Good God, is Samantha Harris hot or is Samantha Harris hot? I’m going to have to go out on a limb and take the former over the latter, because you know, I just happen to think that Samantha Harris is hot, and always have. Sure, she’s got a chin that seems to go on forever (Jay Leno, eat your heart out!) but there’s no denying that that body of hers can rock just about anything to pieces. Whoever her husband is, he is one lucky bastard. Here’s Samantha Harris doing the vacation thing down South on the beach showing off that tight, oh God that’s tight, body of hers. Seriously, that is one tight body. Wait, didn’t she just give birth to a baby a few weeks ago?

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

17 March 2008

It’s not everyday that you get to say, “Check it out, Jennifer Aniston is working a two-piece bikini like nobody’s business.” Because let’s face it, when Jennifer Aniston isn’t hiding out in her Hollywood house, she’s, well, she’s standing slightly outside her Hollywood house thinking about heading back inside cause it’s, you know, comfy and whatnot. In fact, when was the last time we saw Jennifer Aniston out and about in public? I swear, the woman is living the life of a hermit, which is a damn shame considering that body. But Jennifer recently decided to treat us to her bikini goodness, and was outside somewhere in a red number that, as the kids would say, was ass crack-licious.

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Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

13 March 2008

Let’s face it, Sienna Miller is one of those high-maintenance woman that you love to show off to your buddies, but you’d never bring her home to mom, mostly because you’re afraid she’ll eat everything in sight and then insult your mom’s cooking, before hitting own your grandpa and causing a heart attack. (Don’t say it can’t happen; I’ve seen it happen in person! Oh, I miss grandpa…) But I digress. Here’s British tart — er, actress — Sienna Miller doing the two-piece bikini while on vacation. A yacht, needless to say, is involved. Seriously, yachts and famous people and bikinis. They go together like STDs and the Lohan clan. Please to enjoy.

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Jennifer Esposito Bikini Pictures in Shape Magazine

10 March 2008

Hey, kids, remember Jennifer Esposito? She used to be one of the stars of the sitcom Spin City (you know, the one that starred Alex Keaton, before he started shaking too bad to hide on camera), and since then she’s done award-winning work on movies like “Dracula 2000″, “The Master of Disguise” (with Dana Carvey, of course), and who could forget “Breakin’ All the Rules”? In that last one, she played Rita Monroe, the tough prostitute with a heart of gold, and too many STDs to count. Or was that another movie? Either/or. Here’s Jennifer Esposito making a comeback in Shape Magazine, doing what Shape always does, which is put a stunning woman on the cover in a two-piece bikini. (They should just rename their magazine Bikini or something…)

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Gabrielle Union Enjoys the Miami Sun

10 March 2008

Not really sure what magazine Gabrielle Union is doing this bikini shoot for, not that it really matters. Gabrielle Union has never really gotten her due as a movie star, but that’s probably not helped by co-starring roles in bad movies like the recent “The Honeymooners” remake or a regular part in Football Wives, one of those TV shows copied from their British counterpart that was DOA. I’m not a fan of this particular bikini ensemble — the bikini bottom, in particular, is so half-ass. If you’re going the bikini route, and you have the body for it (as Gabrielle Union obviously does), why would you go the bikini/short skirt angle? But I ain’t hatin’. A hot woman on the beach is always welcome here.

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Bouncy Brooke Hogan in a Bikini

9 March 2008

Brooke Hogan can get pretty bouncy when she wants to be, and apparently she was feeling a little bouncy this day, during a vacation on the beach with some buddies and the paparazzi that she had to know was shadowing her. But hey, I ain’t hatin’, as the kids would say, since a bouncy Brooke Hogan looks pretty gosh darn good. I have to admit, sometimes those muscles of hers (thanks, dad?) turns me off, because let’s face it, women shouldn’t have too much muscle. Toned, abs — those are good to go. But when you can flex and scare all the boys away, you know, that’s when you probably has too much muscle on ya. But I have to give the girl props — Brooke Hogan is looking bloody good in these bikini pictures. Bounce away, girl, bounce to your heart’s content!

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Reggie Bush Likes Big Butts and He Cannot Lie

9 March 2008

New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush likes bit butts and he cannot lie, as Sir Mix-alot would say. But hey, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. As the boys like to say, big butts mean more pillow for the pushin’. Or something to that affect. Luckily for Bush, he’s hooked up with Kim Kardashian, who probably has the biggest butts in all of Hollywood, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that at all. Junk in the trunk is a welcome sight from all the skinny bitches currently trolling the halls of Lalaland at the moment. Here’s Kim Kardashian in a bikini showing off the generous package with Reggie Bush doing what rich and famous people do, go on vacation and do that whole beach frolicking thing. Ah, to be rich and famous…

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New Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures are Ass-tastic

4 March 2008

Oh sure, Kate Hudson’s latest movie, the comedy “Fool’s Gold” is one of those “so bad it’s like chewing glass and then having to swallow it, before being forced to crap it back out” movies, but you gotta respect a movie that manages to put Kate Hudson in a two-piece bikini and attempt to justify it with “story”. Speaking of Kate Hudson and bikinis, here she is earlier this weekend somewhere doing something showing enough ass crack to feed all of Holland. Can you imagine staying at the same hotel as Kate Hudson, then walking out with your tubby wife and seeing this? Holy crap. Kate Hudson is ass-tastic.

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Jennifer Morrison Bikini Pictures

27 February 2008

So who was happy when Jennifer Morrison didn’t get canned from FOX’s House, but came back for the current season? (Me me me!) And who was kinda bummed when it turns out Jennifer Morrison’s Cameron character barely has a cameo in every episode of House so far? (Me me me again!) Seriously, dudes, why would you have someone as talented and lovely as Jennifer Morrison in your show and give her a total of 2 minutes (if that) every episode? What a disgrace. Anyhoo, here are some bikini pictures of Jennifer Morrison somewhere doing something in a two-piece number.

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Picture in Fitness Magazine

25 February 2008

Country living must be better for your health (or at least, your bikini body) than I thought, because country singing babe LeAnn Rimes has shown off that nice bikini body in two fitness magazines so far. First in Shape Magazine, and now in Fitness magazine. In each case, she’s slipped on a two-piece bikini to show off the stunning body. Now let me get this straight; this girl sings country music, rides around on horses and on occasion, the tractor (what, doesn’t she?), and she manages to keep that body looking this good? Damn, I gotta get me some of this country living stuff. It’s good for the body!

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Delta Goodrem Bikini Pictures

25 February 2008

It’s Down Under time with Australian singer Delta Goodrem in a swanky two-piece bikini! If I was a Brit, besides showing off my bad teeth, I’d say that Delta Goodrem was “on holiday” when these pictures of her and her beau (whoever he is, the lucky bastard) were snapped on the beach frolicking about. Sigh. To date a famous women with a fabulous body. What kind of karma do you have to have from a previous life to land this kind of great life? You’d probably have to be Ghandi, or at least his little brother who helped carry around his robe, to get something this good in the next life. That, or the guy who finally shot Hitler. But I digress. Delta Goodrem bikini pictures. Please to ogle.

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Gisele Bundchen Windsurfs in a Bikini

19 February 2008

You know the only thing that was missing from the recent 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? Yup, that’s right. Gisele Bundchen. But then again, that’s the past, and Gisele Bundchen has moved on to bigger and better things. I’ll be shock if Marisa Miller, SI’s current covergirl, will be here next year, or the year after that. Okay, maybe one more year, but after a while, you gotta move on, right? Which is probably why Gisele Bundchen was somewhere doing some wind surfing, and looking good enough to clone while all the other girls were fighting for spots in the SI swimsuit issue. And damn, does she look fine enough or what? Tom Brady may have lost the Superbowl, but so what, when he gets to go home to this?

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Katharine McPhee’s Honeymoon Bikini Picture

19 February 2008

So in case you haven’t heard, former American Idol runner-up (but for my money, that show’s best looking winner to date) has gone and gotten herself hitched and is currently vacationing in Hawaii with her, er, mature husband. And of course by “mature” I mean the dude is way too old for her, but then you probably already figured that out. Smart ass. In any case, here’s Katharine McPhee clad in a two-piece bikini while on her honeymoon. I don’t know where this picture came from, but may I be the first to say, thank God for whoever invented telephoto lens. Dude, you rock!

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Nicole Scherzinger in Men’s Fitness

18 February 2008

Nicole Scherzinger in a two-piece bikini for Men’s Fitness magazine? I’m there, dude! By the way, has Nicole Scherzinger ever come out with an album since she split from the Pussycat Dolls to strike out on her own? Because if she did, I must have missed it, or it was so bad no one bothered to talk about it. I’m guessing it has to not have come out yet, because even if the album was bad, you can’t help but talk about Nicole Scherzinger, especially when she still looks like a billion bucks and some change. Nicole Scherzinger in Men’s Fitness. Please to enjoy.

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Jami Gertz Bikini Pictures

15 February 2008

Granted, bikini pictures of Jami Gertz have finally arrived a few years late — or a decade or two, to be perfectly honest with you — but I don’t know, these still looks pretty damn hot. And if you’re like me and fell in love with Jami Gertz in “Less Than Zero”, then seeing Blair in a two-piece bikini will be a dream come true. To her credit, she’s the mother of three sons (yes, that’s right, Blair has three sons — sigh, remember 1987?), and yet, she’s still got the body to slip on the two-piece bikini every now and then. I could do without the ugly hat, though, but the rest of Jami Gertz is good stuff.

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Danica Patrick in 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

13 February 2008

So, uh, has Danica Patrick actually won a car race since the last time we made a post about her? Just wondering. Anyhoo, Danica Patrick is the courtesy sports babe in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year. Last year, of course, was Maria Sharapova, who finally slipped on the two-piece bikini for the boys out there. Danica Patrick in a two-piece bikini doesn’t look too damn bad herself, although I could have done without the racing helmet and half-on/half-off racing jumpsuits. Yeah, we know she’s a race car driver, now can we just focus on the girl and the bikini? Thanks much.

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

7 February 2008

Who would have guessed that superhot supermodels on vacation gets bikini bottoms stuck in their butt cracks just like the rest of us mere mortals. Bar Refaeli was recently on vacation somewhere with someone (his name is Leo or something like that; I hear the guy is pretty famous, but who knows) and slipped on the two-piece bikini for a little fun in the sun and hours of layabout. I’m guessing Bar Refaeli and her beau spent hours laying about. What’s there to do when you’re rich and pretty and famous and don’t really have what you would call “work” to get back to?

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Camila Alves Bikini Pictures

6 February 2008

It’s cool enough to be a supermodel from Brazil, but Camila Alves has to go and nab herself a Hollywood leading man to boot. And then she goes and gets herself knocked up by said Hollywood leading man. Some gals just have all the luck, huh? In any case, now that Camila Alves is knocked up and won’t be showing that perfect body anytime very soon, we thought we’d do a tribute to Camila Alves’s supermodel body with this post. Of course, that means bikini pictures of the girl in two-piece bikinis, because let’s face it, when you go for the swimsuit stuff, what’s the point in going with the one-piece? Exactly. Here are some Camila Alves to tie you over until she drops the kid and gets her fighting weight back.

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Ali Larter in Shape Magazine

6 February 2008

God Bless Shape Magazine. You know, I don’t know how they do it, but they always manage to have the hottest women on the cover of their magazine looking, bar none, the best they’ve ever looked in ages. Their latest cover girl is Heroes star Ali Larter, who is looking as spectacular in her two-piece bikini on the cover of the latest issue of Shape Magazine (what are you waiting for? Go out and get your copy now, ya bums) than if you had slapped a supermodel or one of them glamour model girls on it. Ali Larter can save me anytime. Or, if it’s one of her Heroes split personality, she can kick my ass anytime.

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Video: Heidi Montag’s Higher Music Video

5 February 2008

Wow. I don’t know if this is the real thing or what, or if this some kind of amateur home video music video shoot (or an attempt at one), but wow. The song blows, of course, and the production value is on the scale of my home movies (and that’s insulting my home movies), but I’ll be damn if this thing isn’t nearly perfect. All you have to do is put the volume on mute and just watch a really hot girl with fake boobs but a nearly flawless body parading around in a teeny bitty two-piece bikini on the beach. God Bless The Hills.

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