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Ali Larter in Shape Magazine
God Bless Shape Magazine. You know, I don’t know how they do it, but they always manage to have the hottest women on the cover of their magazine looking, bar none, the best they’ve ever looked in ages. Their latest cover girl is Heroes star Ali Larter, who is looking as spectacular in her two-piece bikini on the cover of the latest issue of Shape Magazine (what are you waiting for? Go out and get your copy now, ya bums) than if you had slapped a supermodel or one of them glamour model girls on it. Ali Larter can save me anytime. Or, if it’s one of her Heroes split personality, she can kick my ass anytime.
Video: Heidi Montag’s Higher Music Video
5 February 2008
Wow. I don’t know if this is the real thing or what, or if this some kind of amateur home video music video shoot (or an attempt at one), but wow. The song blows, of course, and the production value is on the scale of my home movies (and that’s insulting my home movies), but I’ll be damn if this thing isn’t nearly perfect. All you have to do is put the volume on mute and just watch a really hot girl with fake boobs but a nearly flawless body parading around in a teeny bitty two-piece bikini on the beach. God Bless The Hills.
Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures
30 January 2008
These Uma Thurman bikini pictures would be so much hotter if I didn’t know that Uma Thurman once dated (and probably did the horizontal mambo) with former videostore clerk turned geeky movie director Quentin Tarantino. Besides that tiny bump in the road to Uma Thurman uber hotness, Uma Thurman in a two-piece bikini on the beach is still pretty damn hot. Yes, that’s correct, I have no idea what I’m talking about. Please to ogle Uma Thurman bikini pictures. Can you believe Tarantino once hit this? Damn him.
Kaley Cuoco Bikini Picture from Men’s Health
27 January 2008
The gorgeous Kaley Cuoco (formerly of Charmed, during its last season) is in the current issue of Men’s Health magazine (wearing nothing but an itty bitty two-piece bikini, at that, thus making every men’s dreams come true), where she says this: “If you have a rescued dog with you and are reading The Bark — forget it, I’ll marry you right there.” Which leads me to this confession: I spend all my time rescuing dogs and reading The Bark. Heck, I’ve been reading The Bark so much that my copy of it has gone all dog-eared. (Get it?) So, uh, when do you wanna get married, Kaley? Kaley Cuoco bikini picture from Men’s Health below. Oh man, I really gotta learn to love dogs more…
More Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures from Fool’s Gold
25 January 2008
Really, what other reason is there to watch the upcoming comedy “Fool’s Gold” besides the fact that Kate Hudson, God bless her soul, shows off that perfect, ab-tastic body of hers in a two-piece bikini for a number of scenes? If you don’t believe me, take a look at these pictures from the movie, and behold the glorious wonders of Kate Hudson in a bikini. Heck, she’s so hot, that even the picture of her without a bikini still looks good. And oh yeah, the movie also stars some dude name Matthew and they’re chasing around islands for gold or something. Um. Kate Hudson + bikini = Nuff said.
Kim Kardashian Models some Bikinis
24 January 2008
Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, and yes, a lot of people have said lots about her (she’s not really a celebrity, she actually released her own sex tape for attention, blah blah blah), but you gotta admit, aren’t you kind of glad she did all those things to get famous, if it means we get to see her modeling two-piece bikinis like these? I know I am! Hey, look, this is America, man, and anyone and everyone has the right to do whatever they can to be famous, even if it means being famous for absolutely no reason. God bless Kim Kardashian and her rack.
Nina Moric Bikini Pictures
22 January 2008
Former Croatian model turned Ricky Martin music video babe turned the hottest chick with a the most perfect bikini body ever, you won’t find a whole lot of girls who can top Nina Moric in a lot of categories. Certainly, the big, fake rack counts against her, but when the rest of the package is this great, is it really worth complaining about? Well, probably not, unless Nina Moric would like to convince me otherwise, because as everyone knows, I’m easily convinced. Nina Moric bikini pictures. Otchie matchie!
Carla Bruni Bikini Pictures
21 January 2008
Carla Bruni is a former Italian supermodel turned singer turned dater of political leaders. I.e. she’s the tall, statuesque babe currently walking on the arm of French President Sarkozy. And as you can see from these pictures of Carla at the beach in a two-piece bikini, she’s also a stunning babe with legs that goes on forever and the kind of body that Germany might just invade France all over again just to possess. You know those wacky Germans, watch out for the, France! But man, is Carla Bruni looking incredible or is she looking incredible? Oooh lala me likey!
Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures
14 January 2008
Hey, remember those days when Ashlee Simpson was a punk rebel rocker who wanted nothing to do with sister Jessica’s sugary pop image? And then, as if overnight, young Ashlee started to look more and more and more like Jessica? Well, that has nothing to do with these bikini pictures of Ashlee Simpson, but I just wanted to remind you that I know stuff, and if you don’t think I know stuff, you best think again, buster. Um, where was I? Oh right, Ashlee Simpson was somewhere doing something vacationing with someone when bikini pictures of her were snapped. She’s not looking too bad here, but she’s still got a ways to go to beat out big sis Jess. Work on that bikini body, Ashlee!
Josie Maran in Fitness Magazine
7 January 2008
I guess losing Dancing with the Stars was the best thing that ever happened to actress/model Josie Maran. Or at the very least, being on the show sure helped her get “out there” to the masses. Which sort of explains why people go on that show in the first place, because let’s face it, it sure as hell ain’t for the ballroom dancing. After appearing in Maxim and Shape magazine, Josie Maran has now shown up on the cover of Fitness Magazine. And why not? The woman has the kind of body that just doesn’t quit, and was made for magazine covers, especially in a two-piece bikini. Me likely very muchy!
Fergie Does the Bikini Thing
4 January 2008
Fergie is looking pretty good in these bikini shots from Mexico (ridiculously retarded big glasses and hippie hair notwithstanding), but let’s face it, kids, when that body goes, there won’t be a whole lot there to hold onto. The voice ain’t even all that good; and the face, well, come on, the face is the face, right? But for now, Fergie is still working that va-va-voom body, and as long as she has that going on, people will continue to stomach crap like “London Bridge” and what-have-you that the kids these days listen to. Anyhoo. Fergie. Bikini. Hippie hair.
Christina Milian Bikini Pictures
2 January 2008
Christina Milian in a bikini is pretty good stuff, especially when the weather outside is really outrageous. I mean, seriously, I thought Al Gore was telling me the whole world was getting warmer. I call bullshit on you, Al Gore, because it’s cold as hell outside my house, you bastard. But I digress. Here’s R&B singer/actress Christina Milian doing the two-piece bikini thing at the beach and at the pool. Okay, I don’t know what she’s doing at the pool, but the whole beach bikini stuff is really good stuff, and if you say differently you need a punch in the face. Anyhoo, completely wanton violence not withstanding, Christina Milian in a bikini is so good stuff I might have a stroke just looking at it.
More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
2 January 2008
Elisha Cuthbert has what I call Jennifer Love Hewitt Syndrome: the girl looks good in all her movies, but catch her in some candid moments, and she looks less than appealing. I don’t know if that haircut she’s sporting is for a movie or not (God, I hope so), but the weird colored two piece bikini is less than thrilling. Plus, the giant sunglasses. God, I hate those giant sunglasses. Why do pretty celebrities insist on wearing those damn giant sunglasses? I swear, I want to punch whoever invented that. Anyhoo. Elisha Cuthbert is at the beach not liking that pictures of her are being snapped, if that picture with her giving the camera the middle bird salute is any indication.
Nicollette Sheridan is MILF Bikini Goodness
2 January 2008
Nicollette Sheridan is forty-four years old, and would be the world’s hottest MILF if she was in fact a mom, which I don’t believe she is. But hey, facts aren’t going to get in the way of me turning this post into a perfect example of how all MILFs should look like, and in one word it’s: Nicollette Sheridan. Really, who knew forty-four year old women were allowed to look this good? Isn’t Nicollette Sheridan supposed to be living in an old, rickety house with her 13 cats by now, and not frolicking on the beach in a two-piece bikini looking, as the kids would say, DA BOMB?
Leelee Sobieski Bikini Pictures
29 December 2007
You know, I’ve always wondered what Leelee Sobieski would look like in a two-piece bikini. And while we don’t get to find that out here, she is wearing a two-piece bikini, it’s just that the bottom half is covered up. But nevertheless, that still leaves us with a very nice view of the lovely Leelee Sobieski walking about a beach with a friend (a very hot friend, I might add) in a bikini. Now you’ll just have to use your imagination to imagine what the lower half of that bikini body looks like. Yup, I kinda had an inkling that that’s what that body would look like in a bikini. No disappoints here, kids. Please to enjoy Leelee Sobieski bikini pictures.
Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures
28 December 2007
Ah, the Hilton sisters. If I had to be stuck on an island with one of them, I would probably choose Nicky Hilton. Why? Because I’m guessing that Nicky Hilton won’t be constantly running around the island looking for cameras to pose in front of, and she wouldn’t be constantly trying to convince me she could sing, act, dance, or all the other things that people do to get famous. Nicky Hilton looks pretty good in a two-piece bikini, too, although I will admit that the girl could use a little meat on her bones. Or at least work out. Nicky Hilton seems to be sporting one of those bodies that is skinny because of lack of food, and not because of a good diet or exercise plan. Not that I’m complaining, mind you…
Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
21 December 2007
Good God, does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini or does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini? Yeah, I’m going to have to go with the former — and the latter. There is a brief scene in Kristen’s upcoming movie, the comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, where Kristen’s character, the titular Sarah Marshall, bumps into her ex-boyfriend in a hotel lobby, and she’s wearing a bikini. And damn, I’m telling you, if that brief moment doesn’t sell this film, nothing will. Check out those bikini pictures from that scene, and the trailer for the movie, below. (And oh yeah, apparently the movie is also pretty funny.)
Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Scare Me
20 December 2007
Holy Mother of God, what happened? Wasn’t it just a few days ago that I posted some Tara Reid bikini pictures and mentioned that she was looking kinda good? And then these popped up online and — oh wow, what is going on here? Tara Reid has always had a little something “off” going on with that stomach of hers, and now it doesn’t look like the poor girl has eaten a single thing in weeks. She’s practically sagging at the bones. Okay, a couple of the pictures look okay, but there are a few that just looks downright disturbing. Someone give this girl a hamburger, stat!
More Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures
19 December 2007
Ask anyone, and they’ll tell you — I’ve always said that Geri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice, was my favorite on the Spice Rack. Okay, so maybe I never actually said that to anyone, but I always meant to, and really, that’s almost as good as actually saying it. Am I right or am I right? Um, probably not. In any case, more Geri Halliwell bikini pictures, because, why the hell not? Hell, you can give me Geri Halliwell in a bikini all day and I’ll never complain; Posh Spice and her stick figure and fake rack has got nothing on Ginger Spice.
Amanda Beard Bikini Pictures
16 December 2007
Amanda Beard in a two-piece bikini is Heaven on Earth. Then again, when you’ve spent your entire life in a swimsuit and once appeared in Playboy, isn’t it a given that you should look slammin’ in a bikini? In any case, Amanda Beard was somewhere doing something with some guy, and took the time to slip on a red two-piece bikini for all the boys out there. I don’t know who the guy with her is, but he’s one lucky bastard. Also, I don’t know if this is a candid walk on the beach or a photoshoot, because at one point a woman shows up to do Amanda’s hair. Huh? Oh well, the trails and tribulations and bikinis of celebrityhood, I suppose.
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