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Alec Baldwin to 11-Year Old Daughter: “You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.”

19 April 2007

Holy Jesus, didn’t see this coming. But apparently Alec Baldwin doesn’t take disappointment very well, judging by this little voicemail he left his 11-year old daughter Ireland. Says Baldwin in the recorded voicemail when daughter Ireland didn’t answer her phone for a planned call between the two (Baldwin is divorced from wife Kim Basinger, and share custody of Ireland): “You are a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.”

Danielle Lloyd May Be a Racist…

2 February 2007

It’s beauty pageant winners gone wild month here at the Random Page! Miss USA Tara Conner may have cornered the US market on fallen beauty queens, but it appears as if Danielle Lloyd has done likewise Across the Pond in the UK. The former Miss Great Britain 2006 lost her crown after posing nude for Playboy and admitting to a newspaper that she had slept with one of the judges. Then just recently Danielle Lloyd appeared to be racially attacking a fellow contestant in the UK version of Celebrity Big Brother on national TV. From all appearances, it would appear that Danielle Lloyd is indeed a racist, and, um, well, there’s that. But she’s also incredibly hot, and a stint in “Bigot Rehab” ala Isaiah Washington should fix that. Right?

Miss USA Tara Conner is a Bad, Bad Girl, Part 2

1 February 2007

The more she opens her mouth, the more the world knows that Miss USA Tara Conner has been a bad, bad, bad girl. Besides going around slurping alcohol while underage, Miss USA has admitted that she was also a cocaine fiend. But did she ever get messed up during beauty pagents? Oh Gosh no, says the disgraced beauty queen. Says Conner about her hard drinking ways: “Things started unraveling for me very early, at a very young age. Probably about around 14. I have the disease of alcoholism and addiction.” She should give Mel Gibson a call. And then speed dial that guy from “Grey’s Anatomy” who has the addiction of being a bigot, Washington-what’s-his-name. Read more about Miss USA’s long laundry list of addictions here.

Pink vs. Australia: Who Ya Got??

20 December 2006

American pop singer Pink, aka Alecia Moore, has declared war on Australia. Well, on its wool industry, anyway. Her beef is against the practice of “mulesing, where farmers cut loose skin from the backsides of sheep to discourage flies.” Joining Pink is, of course, the Nazi organization PETA. Here’s what Australian’s Treasurer had to say in response to Pink’s call for a boycott against Australian wool at a recent concert in Paris: “You know, Pink is entitled to her views but at the end of the day would Australia’s farmers take advice from Pink?” Well, she does have a lot of piercings. I think that’s the same as a Harvard degree, isn’t it?

Kanye West is Still a Little Whiny Bitch

7 November 2006

Behold, video of that whiny bitch known as Kanye West (who, if you don’t know, is so narcissistic that he actually quoted himself in one of his music videos), here playing the Ugly American stereotype up to the nines at the MTV European Awards when he didn’t win an award for Best something or rather. I swear to God someone should throw this little pussy down a drain and then blowtorch the grates shut forever. Thanks for improving America’s image across the Pond, you sniveling little maggot.

Cambodians Think Angelina Jolie is an Indian Giver

1 November 2006

How dare a bunch of lowlifes in Cambodia smear Angelina Jolie’s good name? Why, she’s basically bought and PR whored her way to Mother Teresa status in the last few years! Apparently the charity outfit Cambodian Vision in Development (CVD) doesn’t agree, and are threatening to sue Jolie for not paying up a couple of mil in charity funds she promised, and for libel against some not-so-kind things “her people” has said about them. Jolie’s excuse? She, Pitt, and “their people” said that their aid work were “moving on to a new level,” which is the kind of gobbly-gook speech that only makes sense in Hollywood.

This Just In: Nicole Richie is Skinny

27 October 2006

And apparently Nicole Richie is just now admitting it. Geez, I don’t know what clued her in — maybe it’s those pictures of her bones sticking out of her skin whenever she wears a bikini, or the rest of the world telling her, “Girlfriend, you’re too skinny!” Whatever the case, Nicole has, according to a rep, “decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weigh.” Hmm, lack of food might be the cause, but then again, I’m no doctor.

Sienna Miller Thinks Pittsburgh Sucks Donkey Balls

9 October 2006

British tart Sienna Miller is in Pittsburgh at the moment to shoot “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh”, and apparently there is no “mystery” what Sienna thinks of the city, if her comments that she hates having to work in “Sh*tsburgh”, as she calls it, to Rolling Stone Magazine is any indication. Complains Miller about having to work in Pittsburgh: “Can you believe this is my life?… Will you pity me when you’re back in your funky New York apartment and I’m still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films.”