Celebrity Cleavage: Lauren Holly
You know, I’ve been watching Lauren Holly on and off in the movies for a while now (and now on the small tube on the CBS show Navy NCIS), and I never once thought to myself, “Dude, Lauren Holly is packing!” But you know what? I finally said that after seeing these pictures of Lauren Holly. I don’t know if she went under the knife or what post-Jim Carrey, but I just never remembered Lauren Holly as packing this much heat before. And it’s not like she’s pregnant, eithe, which has been known to increase the size of the prize, if you know what I mean; or at least, she doesn’t look preggars in these pics. So enjoy some celebrity cleavage courtesy of Lauren Holly. Holy mother that is some sweet’ums.
Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage Uses Visa
To be perfectly honest with you, I’m not sure how a picture of Lindsay Lohan standing in a mini-skirt and wearing a jacket without any bra on helps to sell Visa cards to the masses, but it’s not like it’s gonna hurt, either. If I had to guess, I would say this is an abstract advertising campaign that says something to the effect of, “As Lindsay Lohan’s nice cleavage, I too, uses Visa everywhere I go.” What, too far off? Oh well. Here’s Lindsay Lohan rising back from the ashes of booze and pseudo lesbian rumors to claim what’s hers — pitchwoman status for credit cards in another country. Now that’s girl power.
Rachael Leigh Cook Knows What Boys Like
I’ll grant you that I don’t know the basis for these photographs, but if I had to guess, I would say it’s a press meet-and-greet for a new movie that Rachael Leigh Cook is starring in, and that the two guys are her co-stars in the movie. Or, hey, it could be a shoot for “Save the Monkeys” for all I know. But all I really know, and all I really care about, is that whoever is posing them has put Rachael Leigh Cook is a very stimulating position between the two guys. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Rachael Leigh Cook definitely knows what boys like, and speaking for all the boys out there, we would very much like to thank her. “This is your brain, this is Rachael Leigh Cook’s cleavage staring at your brain…”
Celebrity Cleavage: Meagan Good
Meagan Good is a good girl, but Meagan Good showing off some stunning cleavage in this edition of Celebrity Cleavage is a very, very good girl. I’m not sure what Meagan Good has done since the very awful Stomp the Yard, but I’m sure it involved wearing a very low-cut dress to show off that bodacious rack of hers. For the newly minted fans of Meagan Good (seriously, you still aren’t a fan of hers after THIS?), Meagan’s got the movies The Love Guru and Sundays in Fort Greene coming up for 2008. After that, she’ll continue to show up in my wet dreams because, let’s face it, that’s how it should be.
Celebrity Cleavage: Jennifer Tilly
I don’t know if Jennifer Tilly even still acts anymore, although I do know that she does voice work of Joe’s wife on Family Guy. Other than that, I don’t know if she still works as an actress, what with having pretty much devoted her time to playing poker professionally now. You see her on all the poker shows (if you happen to watch such things), and she’s not a bad player. Mind you, I’m not saying she’s great, but you know, I’ve seen worst. Plus, you just know those big gazongas she’s carrying around in those low-cut dresses have got to give her some advantage over all the guys (and it’s mostly all guys) playing at the same table with her. How can you concentrate with those babies winking at you? It’s not fair, I tell ya!
Celebrity Cleavage: Kim Kardashian
You would be forgiven for thinking that all Kim Kardashian has going for her is that pretty face and that massive caboose, since, well, that caboose is so massive that’s oftentimes the only thing of her you see. But hey, our socialite also has some rockin’ rack going on for her, as this installment of Celebrity Cleavage proves. And oh yeah, catch Kim Kardashian on her new E! Reality TV show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”, which I think is about Kim Kardashian and how you need to catch up with her, or something. Um, anyways, expect plenty of Kim Kardashian booty and rack on the show; it’s the least they could do for us, right? Am I right or am I right?
Celebrity Cleavage: Lacey Chabert
We all know that former Party of Five star Lacey Chabert has grown up. Boy did she ever grow up! Thankfully for us cleavage lovers, Lacey’s body has really ballooned, and not in the Kirsty Alley ballooning variety, but rather the va-va-voom variety. Which is the good variety, in case you were wondering. Here’s our tribute to a grown up Lacey Chabert and her party of two, if you know what I’m saying, and I think you do. Hint hint, wink wink, and all that jazz. Basically I’m talking about her cleavage. Oh vey, you guys are dense.
Celebrity Cleavage: Sara Evans
When you think of generous cleavage, you certainly don’t think of country and western singers. Okay, okay, aside from Dolly Parton, I mean, you don’t immediately associate country music with heavy cleavage. But here’s country darling Sara Evans proving that theory wrong with a promo for her new album. Yes, she looks very good, as she always does, but the generous display of cleavage is a shocker — a good, delightful shocker, that is. Now if we can only get Carrie Underwood and the rest of country’s young hotties to follow suit…
Celebrity Cleavage: Maria Grazia Cucinotta
Oh my my my. I guess it comes as no surprise to anyone who knows their Italian ladies, but Maria Grazia Cucinotta in particular, that our latest entry in the Celebrity Cleavage column is Maria Grazia Cucinotta, former Bond girl and all-around babe. I’m not sure what Maria is doing now, but I’m guessing having been a Bond Girl goes a pretty long way, which should serve her well in her career to come. And in fact, IMDB.com lists a ton of movies to her credit in the coming years, but I’ve never heard a single one of those movies, so I don’t know if they’re big-time or not. Then again, the last time I went to the movies it was 1988, so who am I to talk. Check out some Maria Grazia Cucinotta cleavage and have a great Tuesday.
Celebrity Cleavage: Monica Bellucci
For great Italian cleavage, you can’t get any better than the one, the original, the great Monica Bellucci. The Italian sex bomb turned French citizen has never shied away from showing off that perfect rack of hers, and she’s not gonna start now. God bless her for that lack of inhibition because if this world needs something, it’s more super hot women without inhibitions who goes around wearing low-cut dresses to show off their God-given assets. Both of them. Anyhoo, enjoy some celebrity cleavage courtesy of “Tears of the Sun” and “Matrix” star Monica Bellucci. Ain’t she grand?
Celebrity Cleavage: Elisha Cuthbert
So what the heck has Elisha Cuthbert been doing since she abandoned 24 for the movies? Well, there were a couple of major bombs like The Girl Next Door, House of Wax, and more recently, Captivity, which despite a ton of free publicity for its controversial advertising campaign and scenes, bombed harder than Martin Sheen at an NRA convention. But that won’t stop us from featuring the lovely Ms. Elisha Cuthbert in our Celebrity Cleavage column, because let’s face it, if the girl can do something right, it’s hypnotize with that rack. Here’s a very nice picture of Elisha showing off her greatest assets, and I’m not talking about her bad hair coloring.
Celebrity Cleavage: Eva Mendes
I’ve been confessing it since the beginning and I’ll confess it again now — I still don’t get the vast popularity of Eva Mendes. Sure, she’s an attractive girl, and according to this picture, she’s got some rockin’ cleavage going on, but can anyone honestly tell me Eva Mendes is a good actress? Then again, this is Hollywood we’re talking about, so being “good” is highly subjective. Carmen Electra, for example, isn’t good at anything except being Carmen Electra, and she’s still working. And don’t even get me started on the delicous Jessica Alba. But in any case, here’s Eva Mendes adding to our ever expanding entry of celebrity cleavage. Mama mia I want to get lost in those fluffy pillows…
Celebrity Cleavage: Marisol Nichols
Our celebrity cleavage for today is Marisol Nichols, who you may recognize as Nadia on the last season of FOX’s aging action-adventure TV show “24″. Since Marisol’s character survived last season, a rare occasion since the producers seemed to be killing people off left and right — it sucks to work for CTU Los Angeles, apparently — we can only hope that Nadia will make a return appearance and finally slip out of that uptight power suit they had her wearing throughout the year. Of course there’s no guarantee, we are talking about “24″ here after all, where everyone except Jack Bauer gets it sooner or later. But if Marisol Nichols shows this picture around, I’m willing to bet Nadia will get a chance to climb out of her suit on the show.
Celebrity Cleavage: Brittany Snow
When you think celebrity cleavage, you don’t think Brittany Snow. Then again, I don’t think Brittany Snow very often, but maybe I should start, because she’s not only showing some mighty fine cleavage here, but she’s not an altogether bad looking girl. And of course by “not altogether bad” I mean she’s way beyond my league, but I’m going to pretend like she’s not anyway because that’s just how I like to roll. You can catch Brittany Snow in the upcoming horror remake of “Prom Night”, where if the Gods are listening, we’ll be treated to more pictures of Brittany Snow cleavage. I hear prom dresses are designed for just that.
Celebrity Cleavage: Alyssa Milano
The last time we saw Alyssa Milano, she was playing a witch on the TV show “Charmed”, but after the show got canned, Alyssa Milano ended up, well, somewhere. She’s coming out with a new movie, the horror “Pathology”, which stars that guy from “Heroes”. It’s about a group of young hotshot med students who decide to commit the perfect murder. Bad things happen and hopefully Alyssa Milano ends with most of her clothes on the floor. If, you know, that makes sense in the context of the movie’s story. Oh who are we kidding — we don’t care if it makes sense or not! Ahem. Anyways, some celebrity cleavage courtesy of Alyssa Milano.
Celebrity Cleavage: Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek would like you to know that when it comes to cleavage, no one is spicier than a girl from Down South, and by “South” I mean Mexico, not, you know, “the South”. Which leads me to this thought: We all know that Salma Hayek is currently preggers, and pregnant woman tend to develop very huge melons, so if Salma Hayek already has huge breasts well before she got pregnant, what kind of cleavage do you think Salma Hayek is sporting at the moment? I don’t know, but man, I’d sure like to find out! And oh yeah, congrats on the baby Salma and all that stuff. Let me be the first to congrat you and your wonderful cleavage.
Celebrity Cleavage: Rihanna
R&B singer Rihanna was recently in Germany for a concert, where she decided to give the audience (and us, of course) a nice view of some impressive cleavage. Like most R&B singers, I still haven’t heard a single son Rihanna has released, mostly because my tastes run along more Alternative Rock, although there was a time where I spent a year listening to country music, and after that, indulged in plenty of hip-hop. Then again, I might have heard Rihanna sing something along the way, I just don’t recall. But, um, where was I? Oh right, Rihanna shows some nice cleavage while in Germany. Those Germans, they get all the good stuff.
Celebrity Cleavage: Avril Lavigne
So when did Avril Lavigne gets stacked? And of course by “stacked” I mean, “Dude, did Avril Lavigne get breast implants or is she just showing natural cleavage here”? Of course that generous celebrity cleavage could just be the product of a wonderous wonderbra. In which case, I think men everywhere should band together and make a law banning these wonderbras. I mean, come on, man, it’s like false advertisement! Of course, the superficial part of me wants to believe that Avril Lavigne has gone under the knife and got some breast implants, but the practical side of me knows it’s just the product of a wonderbra. Whatever happened to the days when girls just got implants? Sigh.
Celebrity Cleavage: Melanie “Mel B.” Brown
In her day job as a member of the now-defunct (but reuniting) Spice Girls, Melanie “Mel B.” Brown goes by the moniker of “Scary Spice”, but let me tell you, there is NOTHING scary about that cleavage she’s sporting. Besides having the misfortune of carrying Eddie Murphy’s love child to fruition, Mel B. is a noted bi-sexual, and is quoted as saying, “people can call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it - I have a huge libido and a great sex life.” You go, girl! (And keep showing that cleavage. Holy cow. You know what’s “scary” about Mel B.? That she’s THIS hot and I never noticed. Shame on me!)
Celebrity Cleavage: Gail O’Grady
How exactly did Gail O’Grady go from playing hot-to-trot police secretary Donna Abandando (don’t you just love that name?) on “NYPD Blue” to someone’s mom on “American Dreams” and “Hidden Palms”? I don’t know, but she did, and, um, stuff. Gail O’Grady is 43 years young, which qualifies her for MILF status if she’s so inclined. She’s certainly still very hot-to-trot, which means she’s allowed to do just about anything she wants. When you look this good at this age and can still play the cleavage card with such BAM!, you’re gold, baby. Someone get Gail O’Grady into an erotic thriller before it’s too late! Stat, guys, stat!