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Celebrity Cleavage: Marisol Nichols

18 September 2007

Our celebrity cleavage for today is Marisol Nichols, who you may recognize as Nadia on the last season of FOX’s aging action-adventure TV show “24″. Since Marisol’s character survived last season, a rare occasion since the producers seemed to be killing people off left and right — it sucks to work for CTU Los Angeles, apparently — we can only hope that Nadia will make a return appearance and finally slip out of that uptight power suit they had her wearing throughout the year. Of course there’s no guarantee, we are talking about “24″ here after all, where everyone except Jack Bauer gets it sooner or later. But if Marisol Nichols shows this picture around, I’m willing to bet Nadia will get a chance to climb out of her suit on the show.

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Celebrity Cleavage: Brittany Snow

10 September 2007

When you think celebrity cleavage, you don’t think Brittany Snow. Then again, I don’t think Brittany Snow very often, but maybe I should start, because she’s not only showing some mighty fine cleavage here, but she’s not an altogether bad looking girl. And of course by “not altogether bad” I mean she’s way beyond my league, but I’m going to pretend like she’s not anyway because that’s just how I like to roll. You can catch Brittany Snow in the upcoming horror remake of “Prom Night”, where if the Gods are listening, we’ll be treated to more pictures of Brittany Snow cleavage. I hear prom dresses are designed for just that.

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Celebrity Cleavage: Alyssa Milano

30 August 2007

The last time we saw Alyssa Milano, she was playing a witch on the TV show “Charmed”, but after the show got canned, Alyssa Milano ended up, well, somewhere. She’s coming out with a new movie, the horror “Pathology”, which stars that guy from “Heroes”. It’s about a group of young hotshot med students who decide to commit the perfect murder. Bad things happen and hopefully Alyssa Milano ends with most of her clothes on the floor. If, you know, that makes sense in the context of the movie’s story. Oh who are we kidding — we don’t care if it makes sense or not! Ahem. Anyways, some celebrity cleavage courtesy of Alyssa Milano.

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Celebrity Cleavage: Salma Hayek

27 August 2007

Salma Hayek would like you to know that when it comes to cleavage, no one is spicier than a girl from Down South, and by “South” I mean Mexico, not, you know, “the South”. Which leads me to this thought: We all know that Salma Hayek is currently preggers, and pregnant woman tend to develop very huge melons, so if Salma Hayek already has huge breasts well before she got pregnant, what kind of cleavage do you think Salma Hayek is sporting at the moment? I don’t know, but man, I’d sure like to find out! And oh yeah, congrats on the baby Salma and all that stuff. Let me be the first to congrat you and your wonderful cleavage.

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Celebrity Cleavage: Rihanna

22 August 2007

R&B singer Rihanna was recently in Germany for a concert, where she decided to give the audience (and us, of course) a nice view of some impressive cleavage. Like most R&B singers, I still haven’t heard a single son Rihanna has released, mostly because my tastes run along more Alternative Rock, although there was a time where I spent a year listening to country music, and after that, indulged in plenty of hip-hop. Then again, I might have heard Rihanna sing something along the way, I just don’t recall. But, um, where was I? Oh right, Rihanna shows some nice cleavage while in Germany. Those Germans, they get all the good stuff.

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Celebrity Cleavage: Avril Lavigne

6 August 2007

So when did Avril Lavigne gets stacked? And of course by “stacked” I mean, “Dude, did Avril Lavigne get breast implants or is she just showing natural cleavage here”? Of course that generous celebrity cleavage could just be the product of a wonderous wonderbra. In which case, I think men everywhere should band together and make a law banning these wonderbras. I mean, come on, man, it’s like false advertisement! Of course, the superficial part of me wants to believe that Avril Lavigne has gone under the knife and got some breast implants, but the practical side of me knows it’s just the product of a wonderbra. Whatever happened to the days when girls just got implants? Sigh.

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Celebrity Cleavage: Melanie “Mel B.” Brown

31 July 2007

In her day job as a member of the now-defunct (but reuniting) Spice Girls, Melanie “Mel B.” Brown goes by the moniker of “Scary Spice”, but let me tell you, there is NOTHING scary about that cleavage she’s sporting. Besides having the misfortune of carrying Eddie Murphy’s love child to fruition, Mel B. is a noted bi-sexual, and is quoted as saying, “people can call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it – I have a huge libido and a great sex life.” You go, girl! (And keep showing that cleavage. Holy cow. You know what’s “scary” about Mel B.? That she’s THIS hot and I never noticed. Shame on me!)

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Celebrity Cleavage: Gail O’Grady

30 July 2007

How exactly did Gail O’Grady go from playing hot-to-trot police secretary Donna Abandando (don’t you just love that name?) on “NYPD Blue” to someone’s mom on “American Dreams” and “Hidden Palms”? I don’t know, but she did, and, um, stuff. Gail O’Grady is 43 years young, which qualifies her for MILF status if she’s so inclined. She’s certainly still very hot-to-trot, which means she’s allowed to do just about anything she wants. When you look this good at this age and can still play the cleavage card with such BAM!, you’re gold, baby. Someone get Gail O’Grady into an erotic thriller before it’s too late! Stat, guys, stat!

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Christina Aguilera Shows Massive Cleavage

26 June 2007

Christina Aguilera was recently in Shanghai, China doing her “Back to Basics” promotions, and apparently she remembered to pack the Wonderbra. Either that, or she’s pregnant and as a result is carrying around an extra set of big guns. And of course by “guns” I mean she she showed up in China with an impressive set of gazongas, resulting in a rather impressive looking cleavage. There are also rumors that she has always had breast implants. Then again, it’s not like I keep track of all the rumors about Christina Aguilera, but celebrity cleavage is always enough for me to notice.

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Friday Night Special: Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage

18 May 2007

Would it surprise you if I told you that Jessica Simpson has some incredible cleavage — and yes, some awesome boobage going on, in, up, down, and all around? Well hey, if it doesn’t surprise you, then why beat around the bush? Here’s more of Jessica Simpson being Jessica Simpson, which means going out, looking good, flashing boobage and cleavage, and having a grand ol time. We love it. She loves it. So why stop? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I say. More Jessica Simpson cleavage!

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage: Breast Implants or Wonderbra?

9 May 2007

Singer, songwriter, actress, MTV reality star, and woman about town Jessica Simpson was somewhere doing something with someone showcasing what can only be called “damn impressive” cleavage. Which led many people on the web to wonder if Jess (as her friends and I call her) had gone under the knife and pumped up those hush puppies. Or are they in fact the product of a wonderfully deceiving wonderbra? If it’s the latter, I am going to be suing someone. What is the deal with these wonderbras? It’s false advertising, I tell ya. I’m going with breast implants, but only because I want to believe. (By the way, I’m not too crazy about the “look” Jess is going for here, either…)

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I Predict a Fourth Season Renewal for MEDIUM

8 May 2007

It looks like NBC really likes its housewife with psychic powers, because it has renewed the Patricia Arquette supernatural show “Medium” for a fourth season. In the show, Arquette plays an Everywoman with a husband, kids, a job with the D.A.’s office, and oh yeah, she can see dead people and solve crimes and stuff. In fact, NBC’s “Medium” is probably one of the handful of shows starring an average looking woman who just happens to be, let’s just say, a tad chubby. Patricia Arquette isn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt, or even looks like the supermodels that populate other shows. She’s real, so maybe that’s the charm of the show. Then again, she’s also got a humongous rack, so maybe that’s it.

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Nikki Cox and her Cleavage in TV Guide

6 May 2007

Nikki Cox by herself is quite impressive, but Nikki Cox and her cleavage all in the same shot is damn impressive. The difference between the two? One has cleavage, one doesn’t. You figure out which one is better. But I digress. Nikki Cox is one of the stars of NBC’s “Las Vegas”, one of those shows that I have no idea how it continues to stay on the air. It’s not a very good show, it’s sloppily written, acted, and the best thing about it is James Caan, but unfortunately they only give him about an episode a season to show his stuff, and instead we get countless romantic plots between the show’s young hunks and hunkettes. One of them is Nikki Cox. Wait, what was I saying again? Oh right, Nikki Cox and her cleavage in a recent photoshoot for TV Guide.

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Scarlett Johansson and her Twin Towers

16 April 2007

Every now and then a Hollywood celebrity known for their looks bemoans the fact that people are too shallow and notices only looks. Of course it never occurs to them that they probably end up famous because of their looks, which got them in the door and allowed them to prove their talent (or in some cases, not). Now I don’t know if Scarlett Johansson has done this (although I do recall that she’s pissed and moaned about this topic in some recent magazine article), but I’m sure she has. They all do, eventually. But hey, she can say whatever she wants, as long as she keeps exposing her generous twin talents like she’s doing here in Avenue Magazine.

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Kellie Pickler and her Cleavage Returns to American Idol

1 March 2007

How long ago was Kellie Pickler on American Idol? It was just last year, wasn’t it? Well, seeing her back yesterday, I barely recognized her. I don’t know what she’s done to herself, but I don’t like the hair at all. And the breasts — um, are those the originals, or new and improved implants? As expected, Kellie has gone into country music, where she was born to sing. I don’t actually remember what she sang on the Results Show yesterday, but I remember it was good. And country. And Kellie has really filled up, if you know what I mean. Are those breast implants, or was Kellie just treating us to some incredible cleavage?

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Lindsay Lohan Knows What Boys Like

5 December 2006

You know what I can’t wait for? That “E! True Hollywood Story” on Lindsay Lohan. Man, can you even imagine the kind of material those guys over at E! are already assembling as I type this? They must be going nuts having to cut a bunch of stuff for the doc. Lindsay Lohan is a walking “E! True Hollywood Story” waiting to happen, but thankfully, Lindsay knows what boys want, and it ain’t a sequel to “Freaky Friday”.

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Latin Flavor: Salma Hayek’s Cleavage

24 November 2006

If I was to be impolite, I would say that Mexican spitfire Salma Hayek is a bit of a hypocrite. Every other week I hear Hayek on TV or in some magazine article bitching about Hollywood forcing people to look this way and that, and Hayek’s spiel is that you should be happy with who you are, and not try to conform. Like, duh. It’s easy for Hayek to say that looking the way she does. She’s curvy, has cleavage out the wazoo, and oh yeah, that face ain’t bad, either. Talk to me about self-esteem when you actually look like your Ugly Betty character, Salma! In any case, how ’bout them cleavage?

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Sunday Treat: Halle Berry’s Cleavage

5 November 2006

Talk about a bountiful Sunday Treat! Now granted, a movie star attending a movie awards show isn’t much to crow about (they attend like 50 thousand or so a year, right?), but when it’s Halle Berry in a slinky evening number showing an awful lot of leg and some mucho cleavage, well then, it’s a special occasion? Here’s Halle at the BAFTA/LA Cunard Britannia Awards revealing, once and for all, why she won that Oscar for “Monster’s Ball”. (And no, I ain’t talkin’ about her actin’…)

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Diamonds and Cleavage are Salma Hayek’s Best Friends

27 October 2006

Seriously, folks, Salma Hayek has got some serious boobage going on here, and covering her in diamonds don’t hurt the gal any at’tall. I can hear the phone call now: “Hey, Salma? Wanna come down to our jewelry store, pretend to try on some diamonds while we snap pictures of you, and then you can have those diamonds for free? And oh yeah, wear something low-cut and whatnot.” Ahhhh, the life of a movie star. Ain’t it grand? And a half?

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Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies for President!

19 September 2006

In a recent interview with InStyle Magazine, the cleavage-heavy Scarlett Johansson mentioned that if she could trade places with anyone, it would be Dubya. Says the star of the upcoming “The Black Dahlia”: “Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president’s. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office.” Damn right, Scarlett. That is, if by “things” getting done you mean making men’s pants tighter was you walk by, because, you know, mine has just constricted a bit just posting this…

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