Celebrity Cleavage: Rihanna
R&B singer Rihanna was recently in Germany for a concert, where she decided to give the audience (and us, of course) a nice view of some impressive cleavage. Like most R&B singers, I still haven’t heard a single son Rihanna has released, mostly because my tastes run along more Alternative Rock, although there was a time where I spent a year listening to country music, and after that, indulged in plenty of hip-hop. Then again, I might have heard Rihanna sing something along the way, I just don’t recall. But, um, where was I? Oh right, Rihanna shows some nice cleavage while in Germany. Those Germans, they get all the good stuff.
Celebrity Cleavage: Avril Lavigne
So when did Avril Lavigne gets stacked? And of course by “stacked” I mean, “Dude, did Avril Lavigne get breast implants or is she just showing natural cleavage here”? Of course that generous celebrity cleavage could just be the product of a wonderous wonderbra. In which case, I think men everywhere should band together and make a law banning these wonderbras. I mean, come on, man, it’s like false advertisement! Of course, the superficial part of me wants to believe that Avril Lavigne has gone under the knife and got some breast implants, but the practical side of me knows it’s just the product of a wonderbra. Whatever happened to the days when girls just got implants? Sigh.
Celebrity Cleavage: Melanie “Mel B.” Brown
In her day job as a member of the now-defunct (but reuniting) Spice Girls, Melanie “Mel B.” Brown goes by the moniker of “Scary Spice”, but let me tell you, there is NOTHING scary about that cleavage she’s sporting. Besides having the misfortune of carrying Eddie Murphy’s love child to fruition, Mel B. is a noted bi-sexual, and is quoted as saying, “people can call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it - I have a huge libido and a great sex life.” You go, girl! (And keep showing that cleavage. Holy cow. You know what’s “scary” about Mel B.? That she’s THIS hot and I never noticed. Shame on me!)
Celebrity Cleavage: Gail O’Grady
How exactly did Gail O’Grady go from playing hot-to-trot police secretary Donna Abandando (don’t you just love that name?) on “NYPD Blue” to someone’s mom on “American Dreams” and “Hidden Palms”? I don’t know, but she did, and, um, stuff. Gail O’Grady is 43 years young, which qualifies her for MILF status if she’s so inclined. She’s certainly still very hot-to-trot, which means she’s allowed to do just about anything she wants. When you look this good at this age and can still play the cleavage card with such BAM!, you’re gold, baby. Someone get Gail O’Grady into an erotic thriller before it’s too late! Stat, guys, stat!
Christina Aguilera Shows Massive Cleavage
Christina Aguilera was recently in Shanghai, China doing her “Back to Basics” promotions, and apparently she remembered to pack the Wonderbra. Either that, or she’s pregnant and as a result is carrying around an extra set of big guns. And of course by “guns” I mean she she showed up in China with an impressive set of gazongas, resulting in a rather impressive looking cleavage. There are also rumors that she has always had breast implants. Then again, it’s not like I keep track of all the rumors about Christina Aguilera, but celebrity cleavage is always enough for me to notice.
Friday Night Special: Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage
Would it surprise you if I told you that Jessica Simpson has some incredible cleavage — and yes, some awesome boobage going on, in, up, down, and all around? Well hey, if it doesn’t surprise you, then why beat around the bush? Here’s more of Jessica Simpson being Jessica Simpson, which means going out, looking good, flashing boobage and cleavage, and having a grand ol time. We love it. She loves it. So why stop? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I say. More Jessica Simpson cleavage!
Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage: Breast Implants or Wonderbra?
Singer, songwriter, actress, MTV reality star, and woman about town Jessica Simpson was somewhere doing something with someone showcasing what can only be called “damn impressive” cleavage. Which led many people on the web to wonder if Jess (as her friends and I call her) had gone under the knife and pumped up those hush puppies. Or are they in fact the product of a wonderfully deceiving wonderbra? If it’s the latter, I am going to be suing someone. What is the deal with these wonderbras? It’s false advertising, I tell ya. I’m going with breast implants, but only because I want to believe. (By the way, I’m not too crazy about the “look” Jess is going for here, either…)
I Predict a Fourth Season Renewal for MEDIUM
It looks like NBC really likes its housewife with psychic powers, because it has renewed the Patricia Arquette supernatural show “Medium” for a fourth season. In the show, Arquette plays an Everywoman with a husband, kids, a job with the D.A.’s office, and oh yeah, she can see dead people and solve crimes and stuff. In fact, NBC’s “Medium” is probably one of the handful of shows starring an average looking woman who just happens to be, let’s just say, a tad chubby. Patricia Arquette isn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt, or even looks like the supermodels that populate other shows. She’s real, so maybe that’s the charm of the show. Then again, she’s also got a humongous rack, so maybe that’s it.
Nikki Cox and her Cleavage in TV Guide
Nikki Cox by herself is quite impressive, but Nikki Cox and her cleavage all in the same shot is damn impressive. The difference between the two? One has cleavage, one doesn’t. You figure out which one is better. But I digress. Nikki Cox is one of the stars of NBC’s “Las Vegas”, one of those shows that I have no idea how it continues to stay on the air. It’s not a very good show, it’s sloppily written, acted, and the best thing about it is James Caan, but unfortunately they only give him about an episode a season to show his stuff, and instead we get countless romantic plots between the show’s young hunks and hunkettes. One of them is Nikki Cox. Wait, what was I saying again? Oh right, Nikki Cox and her cleavage in a recent photoshoot for TV Guide.
Scarlett Johansson and her Twin Towers
Every now and then a Hollywood celebrity known for their looks bemoans the fact that people are too shallow and notices only looks. Of course it never occurs to them that they probably end up famous because of their looks, which got them in the door and allowed them to prove their talent (or in some cases, not). Now I don’t know if Scarlett Johansson has done this (although I do recall that she’s pissed and moaned about this topic in some recent magazine article), but I’m sure she has. They all do, eventually. But hey, she can say whatever she wants, as long as she keeps exposing her generous twin talents like she’s doing here in Avenue Magazine.
Kellie Pickler and her Cleavage Returns to American Idol
How long ago was Kellie Pickler on American Idol? It was just last year, wasn’t it? Well, seeing her back yesterday, I barely recognized her. I don’t know what she’s done to herself, but I don’t like the hair at all. And the breasts — um, are those the originals, or new and improved implants? As expected, Kellie has gone into country music, where she was born to sing. I don’t actually remember what she sang on the Results Show yesterday, but I remember it was good. And country. And Kellie has really filled up, if you know what I mean. Are those breast implants, or was Kellie just treating us to some incredible cleavage?
Salma Hayek 2007 Campari Promotional Calendar
Man, Salma Hayek and her incredible cleavage really likes their booze. Either that, or she’s the new spokesmodel for Italian whine Campari, which, in case you don’t know, is an alcoholic aperitif obtained from the infusion of bitter herbs, aromatic plants and fruit in alcohol and water. It is a type of bitters. Or at least that’s what Wikipedia says. I ain’t no booze hound, I don’t know this stuff! Anyways, here’s Salma Hayek in the 2007 Campari Promotional Calendar.
Lindsay Lohan Knows What Boys Like
You know what I can’t wait for? That “E! True Hollywood Story” on Lindsay Lohan. Man, can you even imagine the kind of material those guys over at E! are already assembling as I type this? They must be going nuts having to cut a bunch of stuff for the doc. Lindsay Lohan is a walking “E! True Hollywood Story” waiting to happen, but thankfully, Lindsay knows what boys want, and it ain’t a sequel to “Freaky Friday”.
Latin Flavor: Salma Hayek’s Cleavage
If I was to be impolite, I would say that Mexican spitfire Salma Hayek is a bit of a hypocrite. Every other week I hear Hayek on TV or in some magazine article bitching about Hollywood forcing people to look this way and that, and Hayek’s spiel is that you should be happy with who you are, and not try to conform. Like, duh. It’s easy for Hayek to say that looking the way she does. She’s curvy, has cleavage out the wazoo, and oh yeah, that face ain’t bad, either. Talk to me about self-esteem when you actually look like your Ugly Betty character, Salma! In any case, how ’bout them cleavage?
Sunday Treat: Halle Berry’s Cleavage
Talk about a bountiful Sunday Treat! Now granted, a movie star attending a movie awards show isn’t much to crow about (they attend like 50 thousand or so a year, right?), but when it’s Halle Berry in a slinky evening number showing an awful lot of leg and some mucho cleavage, well then, it’s a special occasion? Here’s Halle at the BAFTA/LA Cunard Britannia Awards revealing, once and for all, why she won that Oscar for “Monster’s Ball”. (And no, I ain’t talkin’ about her actin’…)
Diamonds and Cleavage are Salma Hayek’s Best Friends
Seriously, folks, Salma Hayek has got some serious boobage going on here, and covering her in diamonds don’t hurt the gal any at’tall. I can hear the phone call now: “Hey, Salma? Wanna come down to our jewelry store, pretend to try on some diamonds while we snap pictures of you, and then you can have those diamonds for free? And oh yeah, wear something low-cut and whatnot.” Ahhhh, the life of a movie star. Ain’t it grand? And a half?
Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies for President!
In a recent interview with InStyle Magazine, the cleavage-heavy Scarlett Johansson mentioned that if she could trade places with anyone, it would be Dubya. Says the star of the upcoming “The Black Dahlia”: “Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president’s. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office.” Damn right, Scarlett. That is, if by “things” getting done you mean making men’s pants tighter was you walk by, because, you know, mine has just constricted a bit just posting this…
The Jessica Simpson Cleavage Special
And now, ladies and gentlemen (but mostly the gentlemen), we present the Jessica Simpson Cleavage Special, a very, very special Random Page of Interest posting. It’s kinda like an Afterschool Special, or a Very Brady Episode, only with a lot of Jessica Simpson and Jessica Simpson’s cleavage and not a whole lot of Jan and Marsha.
Maria Menounos and her Cleavage at the AFI
The always obsessively (and some would say, unnaturally) peppy and ever-grinning Maria Menounos seems to have forgotten her date to the recent American Film Institute brouhaha, but luckily for us, she remembered to bring her cleavage along. Lots and lots of cleavage. In a body-hugging, low-cut, revealing slinky black dress. And did I mention she was showing a lot of cleavage? And oh yeah, the AFI was celebrating movies or sumthin’.
More “X-Men 3″ Cleavage — er, I Mean, Premiere Pictures
If you’ve seen enough of these “X-Men 3: The Last Stand” Cannes pictures, then you’ve probably noticed a couple of things: Halley Berry has great cleavage, Rebecca Romijn seems way too happy, and Brett Ratner is all hands. Seriously, people in the Middle East have lost hands for lesser offenses than the way this guy gropes his female stars. Then again, after lusting after Lindsay Lohan and company, it’s probably a shock to see Ratner go after actual grown women. Anyways, here’s the women of “X-Men 3″ doing something somewhere looking fabuloso. And did I mention that Halle Berry has a killer rack and that Rebecca Romijn is way too happy?