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Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies for President!

19 September 2006

In a recent interview with InStyle Magazine, the cleavage-heavy Scarlett Johansson mentioned that if she could trade places with anyone, it would be Dubya. Says the star of the upcoming “The Black Dahlia”: “Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president’s. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office.” Damn right, Scarlett. That is, if by “things” getting done you mean making men’s pants tighter was you walk by, because, you know, mine has just constricted a bit just posting this…

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The Jessica Simpson Cleavage Special

14 August 2006

And now, ladies and gentlemen (but mostly the gentlemen), we present the Jessica Simpson Cleavage Special, a very, very special Random Page of Interest posting. It’s kinda like an Afterschool Special, or a Very Brady Episode, only with a lot of Jessica Simpson and Jessica Simpson’s cleavage and not a whole lot of Jan and Marsha.

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Maria Menounos and her Cleavage at the AFI

9 June 2006

The always obsessively (and some would say, unnaturally) peppy and ever-grinning Maria Menounos seems to have forgotten her date to the recent American Film Institute brouhaha, but luckily for us, she remembered to bring her cleavage along. Lots and lots of cleavage. In a body-hugging, low-cut, revealing slinky black dress. And did I mention she was showing a lot of cleavage? And oh yeah, the AFI was celebrating movies or sumthin’.

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More “X-Men 3″ Cleavage — er, I Mean, Premiere Pictures

26 May 2006

If you’ve seen enough of these “X-Men 3: The Last Stand” Cannes pictures, then you’ve probably noticed a couple of things: Halley Berry has great cleavage, Rebecca Romijn seems way too happy, and Brett Ratner is all hands. Seriously, people in the Middle East have lost hands for lesser offenses than the way this guy gropes his female stars. Then again, after lusting after Lindsay Lohan and company, it’s probably a shock to see Ratner go after actual grown women. Anyways, here’s the women of “X-Men 3″ doing something somewhere looking fabuloso. And did I mention that Halle Berry has a killer rack and that Rebecca Romijn is way too happy?

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Katharine McCleavage

17 May 2006

I watched a little bit of “American Idol” yesterday, but had to quickly switch over to the NBA playoffs after a few minutes (thus proving my masculine manhood and so forth and so on), so I didn’t really see the rest of the show. Just enough to hear Katharine do R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” and, in my opinion, did a somewhat poor job. She looked nervous as hell and wasn’t into it. So if she gets canned tonight, at least we’ll always have this image of Katharine McPhee’s McFantastic McCleavage to hold onto. Hmm… McCleavage…hold onto…

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The Secret of Jessica Simpson’s Success

12 May 2006

Despite evidence the contrary, singer-actor Jessica Simpson is actually not as dumb as people think. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that she’s twice as smart as the average blonde. Don’t believe me? Take a look…

BAM!

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Meet Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Cleavage

7 May 2006

Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. So young, so beautiful, so…bountiful. I’m not sure when this red carpet event is from, but it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt and her date at a Rolling Stones howdy-do doing the red carpet thing. But most importantly, Jennifer brought her generous cleavage with her and was kind enough to share it with the world. Oh my.

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I.D. The Cleavage! (May 3, 2006)

3 May 2006

Hey, kids, you know what time it is? It’s time to play “I.D. the Cleavage!” That’s right, and today’s contestant is a lovely young lass from these United States of Kickass America, who hails somewhere from the Midwest where clean leaving has resulted in some impressive cleavage. Let’s just say that she’s no longer “lost” in Hollywood. Can you ID That Cleavage! Read on for the answer…

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Katharine McPhee in Yellow Dress + Cleavage

26 April 2006

American Idol’s sexiest torch singer, Katharine McPhee, from this week’s performance show. She’s in a long, flowing yellow dress showing a generous amount of cleavage. Yes, I’m pretty sure this is as much cleavage, not to mention a lot of leg, from Katharine McPhee. Can you say, “There is a God”?

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Says Hi

2 April 2006

Recently single Jessica Simpson must be on the prowl something fierce when she showed up at this event (probably a fashion show) wearing the world’s lowest cut dress and revealing some generous cleavage. The way those babies hang, there’s no way they’re implants.

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I.D. The Cleavage! (March 26, 2006)

25 March 2006

Can you guess who it is? She used to be a goody two shoes, but no longer. Now she’s beyond “saving” and ready for Hollywood stardom. I.D. this cleavage!


Answer: Singer/Actress Mandy Moore

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I.D. The Cleavage! (March 16, 2006)

16 March 2006

Here’s a new game I thought would be fun. Take a look at the small pic to the left, and try to guess whose cleavage that belongs to. Once you’ve guessed, click on the link to see the full post, and for the answer! Hint: Everyone loves her.

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Jessica Simpson has Fantastic Cleavage

8 March 2006

Newly single girl and ProActive pitchwoman Jessica Simpson looks good in white. Of course it helps that she’s basically busting out of her top, introducing the world to her wonderful twin talents. I wonder if she’s named them? If she hasn’t, I recommend “Ditzy” and “Airhead”.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a Great Rack

27 February 2006

Would you take a look at those mammoth mammories? I swear, she’s got them squeezed in so tight inside that dress they’re about to pop loose and kill everyone within 10 miles of her. Good God, Jennifer, let them breathe! Here she is doing something with BMG (if the background is any indication) red carpet.

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Scarlett Johansson has Great Cleavage

11 January 2006

Young Scarlett Johansson has an impressive rack — er, I mean, she’s got a lot of talent. I mean, look at all the movies she’s gone. Very diffrent. She’s bound to win an Oscar or two. And oh yeah, she has an impressive rack, too. Damn those are some great cleavage!

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