American Idol Hook-up: David Cook and Kimberly Caldwell Dating
It’s good to be David Cook. After just recently wiping the floor with that little snot nose punk Archuleta, Cook is now dating former American Idol and all-around Texas babe Kimberly Caldwell. Or at least that’s what Cook announced to the world this Tuesday on “Live With Regis and Kelly”. According to Cook, he and the blonde babe (check out some of her old Maxim pics below from a few years back) recently went out on a date after hooking up via Caldwell’s American Idol-based TV show on the TV Guide network, and says Cook, they’ll probably be “hanging out” again. Wow, is that what the kids are calling it now, “hanging out”? Dammit, I should have gone to that AI audition when they came around last year. Heck, I’m sure I would have won. My version of “I Will Survive” is killer, or so I’ve been told.
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Are Engaged
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged? Damn. I didn’t even know they were dating! Then again, it’s not like I keep up with celebrity dating habits, mostly because these people date different people every other day, and I just don’t care nearly enough. But hey, whenever someone manages to not only nab Scarlett Johansson, but take her off the market for the rest of us, then I’m very interested. Word from the AP is that the two actors are engaged — Johnasson is 23 and Reynolds is 31. Or at least, that’s the news according to Johansson’s publicist, although no wedding date has been scheduled.
Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey Engaged?
So I was going through my referral logs this morning and discovered that a ton of people were coming on the site searching for Matthew McConaughey and his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend Camila Alves. So what’s going on? I wondered. A brief search of the net revealed this article from OK! Magazine: “While in Paris to shoot an ad for fashion label Dolce & Gabbana, Matthew McConaughey’s gal pal, Brazilian model Camilla Alves (sp?), was spotted wearing a particularly shiny ring on her left ring finger.” So there you go. Apparently everyone is abuzz about if-if not McConaughey has popped the question to Alves when the duo were in Paris over the weekend. If he did, he’s one lucky man. Now let’s find out what Matty boy is getting himself into. Hmm, that’s some nice trouble there, Camila!
Who is Crazy Enough to Marry Charlie Sheen? Her Name is Brooke Mueller.
Now I’m not saying this upcoming marriage between Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen is doomed, but I am saying I don’t expect it to last that long. Sorry, Charlie, but you don’t strike me as the marrying kind. So who is Brooke Mueller? Well, she also goes by Brooke Allen, and is described here as a “real estate investor”, but that doesn’t exactly jive with some reports that she’s a wannabe actress. IMDB.com has her listed as having minor roles in a couple of movies, including an uncredited role in the John Travolta drama “A Love Song for Bobby Long”, and what appears to be a sizable role in the upcoming sex comedy “Strictly Sexual”. But hey, on the plus side, Brooke is friendly with Charlie’s ex, Denise Richards (as can be seen by the pictures below). You know what this means don’t you, Charlie? You lucky dog.
Joss Stone Denies Prince William Romance
Prince William wishes he could tap that Joss Stone booty, so says Joss Stone’s representative in response to rumors of a possible romance between the 25-year old British Prince and the 20-year old British soul singer. Apparently the only time the two talked was over the phone about what songs Stone will be singing at the concert held in honor of William’s late mother, Princess Diana. Personally I think William’s people is floating the rumors. Seriously, what 25-year old warm-blooded Brit boy wouldn’t want to tap THAT ass? As evidence, see pictures below.
Matthew McConaughey’s Girlfriend Camila Alves
Alright alright alright! Look who Matthew McConaughey is currently putting it to nightly — Brazilian model Camila Alves, who is not quite a supermodel, but when you look this good, does it matter? Matthew probably doesn’t think so, and just as well, because Brazilian swimsuit models are not easy to come by. Well, okay, there’s a ton of them out there, but it’s hard to get with one of them. Besides dating Matthew McConaughey and looking good, Camila’s other claim to fame was that she nearly landed a Bond Girl role in “Casino Royale”, but lost out. I’m guessing she lost out on the Solange role. And rumor has it that the two are engaged, which I find hard to believe. When you’re as handsome as McConaughey, why would you get married and miss out on all the Perfect 10 poon tang out there?
Is David Spade Dating Nicky Whelan?
Because, you know, if he is, then David Spade is my new hero. Nicky Whelan is friggin hot. Why do I think they’re dating? It’s not that I read it anywhere or anything, but I do notice that I keep seeing Nicky show up in Spade’s Comedy Central show “The Showbiz Show”, usually as a love interest in a comedy skit or something. So I’m guessing, yeah, ol Dave is going home to that at night, and he’s trying to help Nicky, who hails from Australia, get a handle on Hollywood by putting her in his skits. Either that, or he really just have great taste.
Taylor Hicks’ Girlfriend Caroline Lyders
Oh, celebrity hook-ups. You gotta love’em. Basically you can partner American Idol Season 5 winner Taylor Hicks with just about anyone and it would seem like the dope is moving on up, being kinda old looking and, well, not that attractive and whatnot. Hicks’ latest conquest is a news anchorwoman (you know, the people who reads those teleprompters like robots?) from Milwaukee’s local Channel 12 by the name of Caroline Lyders, a young blonde hottie who has admitted to being “friends” with Hicks. Apparently being “friends” means going to the beach in a two-piece bikini and holding hands. Now that’s my kind of friendship!
Evan Rachel Wood Needs Boyfriend Advice
Actress Evan Rachel Wood is one of the better young actors coming up in Hollywood right now, but unfortunately she’s also got atrocious taste in men. I mean, come on, she’s dating Marilyn Frakkin’ Manson, for God’s sake. Hey, do you realize what’s going on there? Evan Rachel Wood’s first name is “Evan”, a man’s name, and she’s dating Marilyn Manson, a guy with a girl’s name; basically, if they swap their first names, they’d be perfectly normal! But of course that would mean Marilyn would have to give up his “outsider” shtick. (At least Rachel can’t be blamed for her name, her parents named her that; meanwhile, Manson actually picked his fake first name himself.) Anyways, here’s Evan Rachel Wood, gratuitously freaky pictures of Marilyn Manson not included.
Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures
Well, it didn’t take long for Pamela Anderson to hook up with ex-Tommy Lee again after divorcing Kid Rock, did it? Then again, it probably doesn’t take Pamela Anderson a whole lot to do anything, much less find a replacement man. Despite hitting the bigt 4-0, Pam is still looking pretty good. Mind you, not as good as the Big 4-0, but not bad. Sure, that tummy is a little more pronounced now, and those big hooters are starting to look a little silly on an aging woman, but still… Um, where was I? Oh right. Pamela Anderson in a bikini on the beach. Enjoy.
Carmen Electra is a Lesbian, Dating Joan Jett
The hot to trot rumor around the Girls Get It On Fantasy water cooler is that Hollywood C-list celebrity sexpot Carmen Electra has turned lesbian (lipstick, of course) and has hooked up with long-time rocker Joan Jett (of “I Love Rock’n'Roll” fame) for a little girl lovin’. Obviously Carmen Electra is the lipstick lesbian of the twosome, in case you were wondering. That is, if this is true. But hey, we’re not going to let the possibility that this isn’t true stop us from making this post and hooking the two up anyway. That’s just how we like to roll around these parts.
Elizabeth Hurley Gets Married in a Castle
Famous rich women makes marrying a normal women hard. For instance, when Elizabeth Hurley got hitched for the second time, this time to some Indian business guy, she did it inside a 15th-century castle. I mean, come on — a 15th-century castle???? Uh. Now if I ever get hit in the head and ask my girlfriend to marry me, she’s gonna want to do it in some place similar. Okay, maybe not exactly similar. I mean, I’m not famous, she’s not famous, and neither one of us are from the UK or India. But I digress. Elizabeth Hurley got married in a castle to a rich Indian businessman. She better learn how to cook curry! (I’m just kidding, of course. Nobody marries Elizabeth friggin Hurley for the cooking.)
Keri Russell Gets Married in New York
“Former Felicity star Keri Russell married her longtime boyfriend, Shane Deary, in an intimate Valentine’s Day ceremony on Wednesday, her rep tells PEOPLE. Only a few close friends were in attendance for the wedding, which took place in New York during a snowstorm.” Well there goes another woman I’ve been not-so-secretly harboring obsessive tendencies towards. Oh well, it’s back to Stacy Keibler and Emmy Rossum.
Eva Longoria is off the Market, Guys
Wait, weren’t Eva Longoria and Tony Parker supposed to have split up? Apparently not, because the two are engaged and will be getting married next year somewhere in France. Why France? Because Parker is French, and is one of the first Frenchies to ever play in the NBA. I know, right? Who knew the French could do anything besides drink wine, forget to use deodorant, and look down their nose at anyone who isn’t French. But I digress. Eva Longoria is officially off the market, guys. (At least for a year, until the inevitable divorce. I’m not trying to jinx them or anything, but come on…)
Topher Grace is Tapping Ivanka Trump
You wanna know why Eric Forman, aka Topher Grace, is looking so smug in the photo to your left? That’s because the dorkster is tapping the fine piece of a$$ known as Ivanka Trump. Now don’t get me wrong, I think Grace is a good actor and probably a swell fella, but come on, someone that dorky and lame shouldn’t be able to get someone as hot as Ivanka. Bah, celebrity hook-ups, when have they ever made any sense?
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Set to Marry?
That’s the big buzz all around the Internet this last few weeks, that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are set to get hitched real soon, maybe at George Clooney’s villa over in Italy. My guess is that this is a red herring. They’ll probably get married earlier than that to throw the press off balance. Whatever. Who cares, right? Here’s Angelina Jolie showing her love for grass. And tattoos. The girl really seems to like tattoos.