Sze Ho-chun is my hero. After getting his hands on a laptop from actor Edison Chen to fix and discovering nude pictures of famous starlets in said laptop, our man Sze Ho-chun decided to spread the wealth around. Oops. That’s gonna get ol Sze sentenced to some years in prison, it would appear. What does this mean to you, the everyday people? Um, not much, except it does give me an excuse to post pictures of some of the women Edison Chen has banged silly and taken pictures of. They include Cecilia Cheung and Gillian Chung. How the hell a B-list Hong Kong star managed to get this many hot A-list Hong Kong tail is a mystery for the ages. Which leaves only one thing left to say: You da man, Edison (pictured, middle).
28 April 2008
Well you knew it had to happen sooner or later — a woman known for selling sex for money has just sued a man known for selling women’s sex for money. Yes, it’s the trial of the century, the one we’ve all been waiting for — hooker versus pimp. WHO YA GOT??? At stake is a $10 million dollar lawsuit filed by Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the Eliot Spitzer call girl who took down a governor, and now she’s trying to take down Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, who quickly released a special DVD featuring Dupre when he found out that she had been in his video archive all this time.
14 April 2008
Holy crap. Is this, then, the Mother of All Celebrity Sex Tapes? Quite possibly. Even before Paris Hilton learned how to “work” on her knees, Marilyn Monroe was doing it back in the ’50s, and apparently the FBI knew about it all along. In fact, FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover was desperate to prove that Monroe’s sex partner in the tape (well, film, actually, as all things were back then) was either J.F.K. or his brother, R.F.K. He couldn’t, so the 15-minute film was locked away in a vault, but not before someone made a copy of it first. Now, an unidentified New York businessman has shelled out $1.5 million to buy the film from broker Keya Morgan
3 April 2008
How does that Shakira song go, “These hips don’t lie”? Well let’s hope this article at AOL isn’t lying, when it reports that a sex tape involving Shakira and two men, Alejandro Sanz and Antonio de la Rúa, doing the dirty deed onboard a yacht may be in existence, and that it just might be in the hands of prosecutors. Why’s that? Apparently because two employees of Sanz was just arrested for trying to extort money from the trio, using a purported sex tape between them as leverage. Their excuse for trying to extort money? Sanz was making them work too hard. Wow. Really? It should be noted that all the parties involved have denied the existence of the tape, but then again, don’t they always?
19 March 2008
Apparently there is no truth to the rumor that pictures showing what appears to be Sex and the City star Kristin Davis engaging in sexually explicit acts with a man are in fact Kristin Davis. Or at least, that’s what her publicist says. (But then again, what’s she gonna say? “Yeah, that’s my client! Damn, look at her go!”) What the publicist said was this: “This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape.” That article also said that Davis “laughed off” the rumors. Meanwhile, more pictures have showed up here. Does it still look like Kristin? Beats the hell out of me. You decide.
18 March 2008
Say it ain’t so! Does Kristin Davis have a sex tape somewhere online? Sheesh, I really hope not, as I kinda like Kristin Davis, and it would suck if this was true. But there it is, out on the web — Kristin Davis caught on tape doing very dirty things with some dude’s, er, well, you know. I ain’t talking about his arm, that’s for sure. You can see the pictures for yourself online. I actually heard about this a few days back, but, well, I didn’t want to post on it because I don’t think it’s true. I mean, come on, Kristin Davis? She just seems way too classy to be caught doing something so stupid. And hasn’t she been married, like, forever? (Wait, is she even married?) Again, I don’t believe it, but judge for yourself.
12 March 2008
She was known only as “Kristen” for a couple of days, but that’s about to change, because The New York Times has unearthed the woman who former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (he retired earlier today) paid over $5000 per night to, let’s say, get to know better. Her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré, and on her Myspace page (pictures from it below), she describes herself as being from a broken home, which she left at age 17, and is a fan of Christina Aguilera and Patsy Cline. (Hey, aren’t we all?) So head on down and see what Eliot Spitzer traded an ambitious political career (at one point people were talking about him running for the White House!) for. I gotta say — not bad! Ol Eliot’s got good tastes, even if he is one dumb sonofabitch.
12 March 2008
“Spitzer Swallows”. “Bang the Gov Slowly.” “[Bleep] Gate.” Okay, so I don’t know what went into the [Bleep] one, but I’m guessing it started with an “f” and ended with a “k”, but I could be wrong. Here’s Jon Stewart and the Daily Show’s take on the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal. A bit short; Jon and company usually goes pretty long with a scandal as delicious as this one, usually involving one of their faux reporters defending the topic of the scandal. But apparently they had the whole day set up to cover the Wyoming Presidential Caucasus (oh, joy), and, er, just didn’t have time to really go all out on the Spitzer deal. Oh well, maybe they’ll make up for it tomorrow.
9 January 2008
So she’s a mayor and she has a Myspace page where she posts revealing lingerie pictures of herself with a fire truck in the background. So? What’s the big deal? Oh, right, she’s the mayor of a town and she has a Myspace page. What the hell? You know, people are going on about Carmen Kontur-Gronquist’s lingerie picture (below), but what’s more unsettling about all this hullabaloo is that a grown woman, who is also a mayor of a town, actually has a Myspace page. My nieces have Myspace page. But then again, they’re 12 and 18, respectively. Carmen Kontur-Gronquist is what, in her ’40s? (Although, for a 40-ish chick, she’s still packing some serious heat there, kids. Nice abs, Mayor!)
7 January 2008
I’m having something of a dilemma here. On the one hand, the idea of Vivica A. Fox giving some guy oral pleasures is pretty damn hot stuff, but on the other hand Vivica A. Fox is 44-years old. And come on, that’s pretty damn old! So what am I talking about? Well there are rumors that there is a tape featuring Vivica A. Fox “on her knees” giving oral sex to an unnamed ex-boyfriend, shot using a cellphone camera, floating around. Fox apparently didn’t know she was being recorded; oops, because the boyfriend later sent the footage in emails to his friends to brag about it. Fox’s people have, of course, denied the rumors. Again, I’m having something of a dilemma here. As you can see from her Smooth magazine appearance below, Vivica A. Fox is still a pretty damn hot woman, but then again, she is 44-years old…
7 January 2008
Well, it’s certainly good to know that America isn’t the only country where the beauty queens are more famous for being uber stupid and really slutty. The Brits helped out with Danielle Lloyd, and now the French have added their own bad girl to the growing list of Beauty Queens Gone Wild. Her name is Valerie Begue, and she is Miss France 2008. After Valerie Begue won the crown, suggestive (and nude) photos of her showed up in a magazine called Entreuve. The organizers of the pageant wanted to strip Valerie Begue (heh heh, no pun intended) of her crown, but after a lot of talking, she kept it, although she won’t be allowed to represent France in international contests. Huh? Anyhoo, here are those Entreuve pictures of Valerie Begue. I wonder what she’s licking there…
26 December 2007
Who the hell is Alexandra Paressant? Beats the hell out of me. You remember her, don’t you? She’s the supposedly “French model” who accused San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker of having an affair with her on his wife Eva Longoria. Well it may very well be that the Alexandra Paressant who is passing herself off as a model and actress may not even be the real thing at all. That is, she’s probably not only lying about the affair with Tony Parker, but she’s probably also lying about herself. Or so says Dana Kennedy at the Huffington Post, who has this intriguing article about Alexandra Paressant.
2 October 2007
Could it be? Is God so kind that he would give us a sex tape of the one and only Miss Eva Longoria indulging in some amour with her new hubby Tony Parker? Okay, so I could do without Tony Parker being involved in the tape, but if it’s a tape involving two people having sex, I guess a guy had to be there, unfortunately. (Although it would be better if it was a girl…) Anyhoo. Rumors are circulating that the Desperate Housewives star has a sex tape, and that the tape is currently being hosted on paid sites, which means it may or may not be real, or the whole thing could be crap. This isn’t the first time Longoria was the subject of a rumored sex tape; last year one was supposed to have surfaced, but that proved false.
24 September 2007
Oh, those crazy celebrities and their wacky sex tapes. The latest celebrity to be tossed into the celebrity s-e-x scandal is none other than White Stripes drummer Meg White, who apparently has a tape showing her engaging in wild horse play circulating the Internet. According to this, the maybe-maybe not existence of said tape has cause White such distress that the two-person band has cancelled their tour dates, citing “acute anxiety” on Meg’s part. Now I don’t know if this tape is actually Meg White bumping uglies with some guy (God, I hope it’s not her brother and bandmate, BRRRR), but man, it sure looks like her, don’t it? Look at the pictures below and judge for yourself. (You’ll notice that Meg White has always been, shall we say, well strapped, and so is the girl in the tape…)
13 September 2007
First there were those nude pictures (well, actually only one nude picture, and a bunch of revealing lingerie/pantie pictures), and now there is rumor of the existence of a Vanessa Anne Hudgens sex tape. But wait, don’t get your hopes up, boys, the truth is the tape doesn’t exist. The “news” originally came out of a parody site and was carried by a couple of other blogs as fact, but has since been shot down by other bloggers hours later. (And they say bloggers don’t do actual “research”!) But hey, that’s not going to stop the Vanessa Hudgens sexcapades — at least not if “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis has anything to say about it. The sleazy entrepreneur has already offered Vanessa $500,000 to — quote — “join the GGW brand and lifestyle.” Which is to say, be on an informercial that comes on at 3:00 a.m. Trust me, I’m awake during that time, and they’re everywhere! No word if Vanessa will sign up. (I’m going to guess No.)
8 September 2007
The Vanessa Anne Hudgens sex scandal continues unabated, as pervy kids (and adults, and you know who you are) were all over the Internet searching for nude pictures of the “High School Musical” star. After some denials and finally confirmation that Yes, those were indeed picture of the 18-year old Disney Channel star that were floating around the net, in case you’re still wondering, Vanessa has now issued an apology to “her fans”, which means not you and me, unless you consider being her “fans” means liking the fact that she’s a pretty girl who likes to get nude for her boyfriends and send them pictures of her being said nude, then yeah, I’m a pretty big fan of hers!
7 September 2007
Oh dear, there goes the Disney movie contracts. It would appear that previous reports that High School Musical star (parts 1 and 2) Vanessa Anne Hudgens has indeed been a naughty girl, snapping naked pictures of herself and sending them to boyfriend and HSM co-star Zac Efron. Earlier today, the nude pictures started surfacing all over the web, sending Vanessa’s no-doubt mammoth team of lawyers on a “we’ll sue your ass!” spree. Obviously we don’t have the nude pictures, and we don’t intend to have them, so if you came here hoping to see them, sorry, kids, it ain’t gonna happen. We’re a family site. Well, sort off. But these guys here aren’t.
2 September 2007
Now I don’t know if The Sunday Mail online newspaper is a tabloid that indulges in sensationalism that can’t be proven or if they’re a proven online newspaper mag, so take that into consideration when I report this news: That “High School Musical” star Vanessa Anne Hudgens apparently took some nude pictures of herself for boyfriend and “Musical” co-star Zac Efron has leaked onto the internet. Can you say, “Oops”? Basically, if this is true and nude pictures of Vanessa does show up on the net, she’ll be in a ton of trouble, not least of which because her entire career is built on being a role model for the legion of “tweens” that made “High School Musical 2″ the most watched cable TV movie of all time.
21 August 2007
Filipina actress Angel Locsin was recently voted the second sexiest woman in the world right behind Angelina Jolie by FHM magazine, and I’ve never even heard of her. Well we’re going to change that now. Besides being one of the most famous faces in the Philippines, Angel Locsin was recently caught up in a sex tape scandal that turned out false. Well, okay, it was a tape of someone who looks like her having sex, but it wasn’t her. Instead, it was a Thai adult actress name Natt Chanapa, who has since been arrested by the Thai Government. I guess no one in Thai has sex; or if they do, they can’t tape it. Watch out, Pamela Anderson! But back to Angel Locsin and why she’s ranked second behind Angelina Jolie. I mean, okay, she’s cute, but come on, there has to be hotter girls in the Philippines, right? Eh, I could be wrong.
11 June 2007
Earlier this week Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth met up in the West Village for some coffee at a quaint little restaurant and the two actresses exchanged a friendly smooch. Or at least, Liv Tyler went in for a smooch, and Kate Bosworth looked kinda surprised by the incoming lips. (Liv Tyler has giant lips, I’m told.) But hey, who’s complaining? Well, okay, no one is complaining, but a whole lot of people’s eyebrows perked up at the sight of Liv Tyler planting a major wet one on Kate Bosworth’s lips. Gentlemen — start your fantasies!
29 April 2009