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Who is Crazy Enough to Marry Charlie Sheen? Her Name is Brooke Mueller.

15 July 2007

Now I’m not saying this upcoming marriage between Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen is doomed, but I am saying I don’t expect it to last that long. Sorry, Charlie, but you don’t strike me as the marrying kind. So who is Brooke Mueller? Well, she also goes by Brooke Allen, and is described here as a “real estate investor”, but that doesn’t exactly jive with some reports that she’s a wannabe actress. IMDB.com has her listed as having minor roles in a couple of movies, including an uncredited role in the John Travolta drama “A Love Song for Bobby Long”, and what appears to be a sizable role in the upcoming sex comedy “Strictly Sexual”. But hey, on the plus side, Brooke is friendly with Charlie’s ex, Denise Richards (as can be seen by the pictures below). You know what this means don’t you, Charlie? You lucky dog.

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Because You Demanded it: “Wall Street 2 – Money Never Sleeps”

7 May 2007

Via MovieHole, here’s news that the Powers That Be have decided the world needs to see Wall Street raider Gordon Gecko again, and they’ve greenlit a sequel to Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street”, to be called “Money Never Sleeps”. The culprit is producer Edward Pressman, who was so keen to squeeze money out of the body of Brandon Lee that he made 3 crappy sequels to “The Crow”, but instead of doing something different, he made the same identical movie 3 extra times. Seriously, Edward, grow some balls and buy an original script, man. Anyways, Michael Douglas is back as Gecko, who will be released from prison, but Charlie Sheen won’t be back as Bud Fox, thank Goodness. I don’t need to see that half-tard in the movies anymore; let’s keep him confined to TV sitcom hell where he belongs.

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