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Charlize Theron Looking Good in GQ

Charlize Theron gives good photographs. But that’s a given, since she’s a former model who didn’t exactly impress with her acting ability when she first showed up on the big screen in “2 Days in the Valley”. But oh my did she impress with everything else, including the nude scene. Yow! Anyhoo, Charlize Theron probably doesn’t do a lot of nude scenes anymore, which is a crying shame, but she still looks better in professional photography than pretty much anyone in Hollywood these days, with the possible exception of Naomi Watts, who can look pretty damn good, too, on certain occasions. Here’s Charlize Theron in GQ. Looking spectacular must be as easy as breathing for her, don’t you think?

Charlize Theron: Uber Hot, Foul Mouth. Marry Me?

Who would have guessed that South Africa’s hottest piece of ass would have the mouth of an ornery sailor on leave, who goes to a brothel, and leaves with clap? Anyone whose worked with Charlize Theron on the set, apparently, because word from her castmates is that Theron curses like a sailor and has one of the foulest mouth in all of Hollywood. Holy crap, could this be true? Apparently it is. Check out this interview with MTV.com, where Theron liberally sprinkles profanity throughout. It’s not that bad, but it’s still pretty damn hot to see a woman this gorgeous use foul language.

Charlize Theron is Esquire’s 2007 Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire Magazine has chosen its Sexiest Woman Alive for 2007, and surprisingly it’s not Rosie O’Donnell. (She was robbed, I tell ya!) The winner is “In the Valley of Elah” star Charlize Theron, who will be featured in the mag when the issue hits newsstands October 16th. Charlize is in good company. Past winners of the title includes Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. So what put Charlize Theron on top? Well, she is an Oscar winner, and a Golden Globe winner, and a Screen Actors Guild winner. But amusingly, she won all those Awards for playing a really dirty, ugly serial killer. Basically, Charlize had to fugly herself up to win Awards, but this time she’s getting Awards for being super hot. But what REALLY put Charlize on top? I’m guessing great family genes had something to do with it. That and “Reindeer Games”, of course. Read all about it at Esquire.

Charlize Theron is “Jinx”-ed

Via SuperheroHype, here’s news that Charlize Theron’s upcoming graphic novel (re: comic book) adaptation “Jinx” now has a full script courtesy of the GN’s creator and comic book writer Brian Michael Bendis (”Ultimate Spider-Man”). The interesting part is that it’s only 2007, and Theron’s name is already attached, but IMDB.com has the movie listed as going into production in 2009 — two full years away! I don’t know if IMDB.com has fubar the movie’s info, or if this film is still a long way from happening. In any case, “Jinx” concerns a bounty hunter who teams up with a crook to find a stash of lost mob money. Bendis first created the “Jinx” comics in 1995, and counts the titles Goldfish, Fire, Jinx, Torso (with Marc Andreyko), and Total Sell Out among the franchise.

Teen Wolf and Aeon Flux Joins Big Willie for “Tonight, He Comes”

Damn, they’re really packing the upcoming Peter Berg superhero movie “Tonight, He Comes” with big superhero names, aren’t they? First it was Will Smith in the titular role of an alcoholic superhero on the outs with the public because of all the collateral damage he causes, now they’ve tossed in Teen Wolf II himself, Jason Bateman, and Aeon Flux, Charlize Theron into the mix. In the upcoming film, Bateman plays a PR dude who is trying to makeover Smith’s character’s image with the public, while Smith’s character is putting the moves on Theron. Hey, I don’t blame him. Have you seen Charlize Theron in that Aeon Flux outfit?

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Or should I say, pictures of Charlize Theron’s bikini’ed ass. Which isn’t really such a bad thing, considering that Charlize Theron’s ass is pretty awesome to behold. Here’s the “Monster” Oscar winner on the Malibu beach playing with her dogs. Oh, to be a rich, hot Hollywood starlet’s doggies…

Charlize Theron in a Bikini on a Beach

Some old shots of Charlize Theron in a bikini playing with her dog on the beach. Charlize is looking a tad flabby here, but then again, I don’t think she was ever really ripped to begin with, just skinny because she was a model and whatnot. Oh what am I saying — she’s still really hot. And plus, check out that throwing form. Nice.

Hot Famous Women on the Red Carpet — at the Oscars!

It’s that time of the year again, when hot famous women in expensive dress walks down a bright red carpet and crazy photographers snap pictures of them. Woohoo! It’s the Oscars again, baby! And for your viewing pleasure, a group of Oscar arrivals by some of Hollywood’s hottest women.

Charlize Theron in Amica Magazine

Charlize Theron is one busy actress. Here she is in Amica Magazine looking regal. Watch out, Charlize, Paris wants your movie roles!

Paris Hilton is Ready to Take Charlize Theron’s Roles

I’m, like, totally serious. Duh. Read on…

The hotel heiress and amateur actor Paris Hilton had this to say about the possibility of stealing roles from Oscar winner Charlize Theron:

My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her so we may end up vying for the same parts.

Charlize Theron in GQ Magazine

Remember when Charlize Theron was just another tall, leggy supermodel turned actress who can’t really seem to convince anyone she actually knows how to act? Then she goes and does “Monster”, wins an Oscar, and now she’s in the same league as Susan Sarandon and Julianne Moore! Only in Hollywood does gaining respect means “going ugly” on purpose. Here’s Charlize in GQ.

Charlize Theron is Golden — and Mostly Nude!

Look! It’s Charlize Theron and she’s nude! Well, someone covered her up with gold paint (she’s nominated for an Oscar, and Oscar is gold — get it?) because it’s the artsy fartsy thing to do (God I hate gay photographers!). This Theron almost nude pic is part of the New York Times’ ode to the Oscars.

Charlize Theron in Flaunt Photoshoot

Being an Oscar winner and a serious actress means you get involved in crazy photoshoots like this one Charlize Theron just did for Flaunt. It’s yet another photoshoot that does all it can to make its subject look as unattractive as possible because, you know, it’s art. Or something like that.

Jessica Alba Tops AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women of 2006

AskMen.com recently did their annual Top 99 women of the year, and screen siren Jessica Alba topped the list this year. Coming in second was British hottie Sienna Miller, followed by Angelina Jolie at #3.

The rest of the Top 10 Babes of 2006 shook out like this:

Charlize Theron

Random Charlize Theron hotness for your perusal pleasure. Yes, that’s basically it. I would like to tell you that there are other justifications for this post, or even attempt to lie through my teeth about it, but there really is no other reason why I’m making this post except, well, I think Charlize Theron is really hot, and I’m sure you agree, which is why I wanted to share these pictures of her with you. Now come on, doesn’t that kind of honesty just begs to be rewarded? You can send me cash, if you want. I ain’t too proud to take cash.