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Charlotte Church is Pregnant

2 March 2007

Just when you thought Wales crooner Charlotte Church had finally ditched all that baby fat she has been carrying around for most of her singing career, the 21-year old announces that she’s now pregnant with her rugby playing boyfriend’s baby. I’m sure the boyfriend has a name, but we don’t really care. What we do care about is that Charlotte Church has gone and ruin a perfectly good body, and you know it wasn’t easy for her to ditch all those pounds she was lugging around. Now that she’s slim and, dare we say it, hot, she has to go and get preggers. Oh, Charlotte, we here at the Random Page are so disappointed in you. Tsk tsk!

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Hot Movie Babes Approve of Movie Piracy

3 July 2006

Besides the star of the movie showing up at the UK premiere of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”, there were plenty of other bootilicious (Get it? Pirates? Booty? Oh, I stab me.) celebrities at the shindig. Including but not limited to: the singing church herself, Charlotte Church, perennial UK hottie Kelly Brook, ex-”OC” resident Mischa Barton, the torny Natalie Imbruglia, and Maggie Grace, who got lost and ended up in England. (Get it? Maggie Grace? Lost? Oh man, I kill me.)

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Charlotte Church in Bikini on Beach

14 April 2006

It’s classical singer Charlotte Church frolicking about the beach in a bikini. I feel kinda dirty posting this, but what the hey, she’s 20, and way past jailbait territory. Charlotte’s got some junk in the trunk, wouldn’t you say? Mind you, not that that’s a bad thing, but I guess you always expect your celebrities to look a little hotter than this. Then again, she still looks better than me without a shirt on, but I’m pretty disgusting to look at, so that’s not saying much.

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