Christina Milian Bikini Pictures
Christina Milian in a bikini is pretty good stuff, especially when the weather outside is really outrageous. I mean, seriously, I thought Al Gore was telling me the whole world was getting warmer. I call bullshit on you, Al Gore, because it’s cold as hell outside my house, you bastard. But I digress. Here’s R&B singer/actress Christina Milian doing the two-piece bikini thing at the beach and at the pool. Okay, I don’t know what she’s doing at the pool, but the whole beach bikini stuff is really good stuff, and if you say differently you need a punch in the face. Anyhoo, completely wanton violence not withstanding, Christina Milian in a bikini is so good stuff I might have a stroke just looking at it.
Christina Milian Makes a Comeback
Remember when singer/actress Christina Milian was supposed to be the next big thing? Her people managed to get her into every high-profile gig they could a few years ago, but she just never quite stuck. She was a decent actress, but never really stood out; and she was a decent singer, but I don’t think anyone ever ran to the store to pick up a Christina Milian CD, which may explain why she’s never quite burst out onto the American consciousness the way people were expecting her to. Earlier, Christina Milian had a TV show, but I think it’s either been canceled or something has happened to it. Anyways, we still like Christina Milian, if only because she’s what the kids call hot.
My Girl’s Anna Chlumsky is all Grown Up
You remember her, Anna Chlumsky. You know, the one from “My Girl”? The movie that was memorable because (besides being a pretty good teen movie) it featured that brat Macaulay Culkin dying? Yeah, we all loved that one. I mean, come on, who didn’t want to do in that punk ass ever since those “Home Alone” movies? Anyways, Anna Chlumsky is all grown up now (she’s 27!), and has a new TV series called “Eight Days a Week”, which was just picked up by the CW Network as a mid-season replacement. That means there is no guarantee it’ll be back, but it also means it has no expectations to meet.
Christina Milian Gets it “Eight Days a Week”
Not satisfied with making movies, singing, and constantly haunting my fantasies, Christina Milian is launching her TV pilot career on the fledgling CW network. The series will be called “Eight Days a Week”, and co-stars “Dancing with the Stars” guy Mario Lopez. The project revolves around four twentysomethings who work under the top movers and shakers in New York. Lopez will play one of the bosses, an impeccably dressed wunderkind with a cell phone attached to his ear. Milian will play one of the assistants, a beautiful, young woman who left behind a law career to start over as a receptionist/gofer at an art gallery.
Christina Milian in Blender Magazine
I will confess that I have never heard Christina Milian sing. I’ve seen her on stage performing, but I never actually bothered to listen to the songs. And frankly, I don’t think anyone has heard Christina sing either, judging by the lack of her musical talent’s popularity. Then again, when you have this kind of body and face, and the willingness to flaunt them, I’m not sure if singing ability has anything to do with it. Look at Britney Spears pre-fat ass.
Hollywood Babes Love Horror Movies with a “Pulse”
There’s nothing like a good ol fashion remake of a Japanese horror movie to bring out the Hollywood babes. In the movie “Pulse”, ghostly spirits try to make their way back into the land of the living using shadows, the Internet (I knew that Internet was up to no good!), and washing machines. And the only thing that can stop them is red tape over doors and the combined powers of Kirsten Bell and Christina Milian’s washboard abs. I like our chances!
The Babes of “Pulse”: Kristen Bell and Christina Milian
Hot chicks love horror movies. Or at least, they love getting paid big bucks to star in Hollywood horror movies that are remakes of Japanese horror movies. Either/or. Here’s Kristen Bell and Christina Milian (who disappointly doesn’t show any abs; what a gyp) promoting their upcoming hopefully-it’s-not-teen-centric horror movie “Pulse” at Planet Hollywood. The original was a masterpiece of mood, inevitability, and senseless horror; I’m guessing the remake will be CGI and have a lot of screaming. Oh well.
Babes Love Free T-Mobile Swag
So T-Mobile is launching their new T-Mobile Sidekick 3 (which I hear is sidekickier than the previous 2) and of course they’re “launching” it with a party and inviting a buttload of hot celebrities to join the fun and get free T-Mobile swag. And of course, the babes came in droves, since as we all know, the only thing hot Hollywood babes love more than guys with great personality and a sense of humor and who likes quiet walks on the beach is free cellphone shit. You’d think they could just buy this stuff with all the money they have, but I digress. Continue for the full guess list…
Random Christina Milian
There is really no reason why I’m posting more Christina Milian pictures. After all, I haven’t heard any of her songs, I don’t really want to, and she isn’t even showing any of her fabulous abs here. Then again, there are two reasons I’m posting these pictures. See if you can figure it out. Hint: Bam!
Babes at the Maxim Hot 100 List Party
As always, get a list of hot babes together, and the hot babes themselves are bound to show up. Which reminds me, I gotta start my own list, dammit! Anyways, here are a ton of hot ladies at the Maxim Hot 100 List party, including everyone’s favorite recent divorcee exchange student Shannon Elizabeth, the always “Charming” Alyssa Milano, bountiful teen tart Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more bountiful than ever, mob princess Jamie-Lynn Siegler, and R&B and ablicious Goddess Christina Milian, who, disappointly, didn’t show off her abs.
Christina Milian is Ab-licious
It must be nice to have singing and acting talent and be smoking hot to boot. Such is life for R&B babe Christina Milian, last seen in the not-that-cool flick “Be Cool” with John Travolta. Here she’s performing on stage and giving a great view of those fabulicious abs of hers. Hey, if I put that much work into my abs as Christina apparently does, I’d wear nothing but half-shirts, too!
Christina Milian in FHM Magazine
R&B singer Christina Milian working it for FHM Magazine. And my oh my is she working it. Of course it helps that the woman is smoking hot and knows how to show it.
Christina Milian
R&B hottie Christina Milan (who is also an actress to boot — check her sexy act out in “Be Cool”) is super hot, and she ain’t afraid to show it.