Who would have thought that former Step by Step child actor Christine Lakin would grow up into a major hottie? And who would have thought that such a hottie would end up playing second fiddle to Paris Friggin Hilton in a movie? Yes, that’s right, Christine Lakin is one of the stars of the brilliantly titled “The Hottie and the Nottie” (look, ma, it rhymes!), where she plays the plain best friend (the nottie, if you will) to Paris Hilton’s pretty girl (the hottie, of course). The whole thing is ridiculous, of course, especially since Christine Lakin is hotter than Paris Hilton in, like, twenty universes or something. Anyhoo, here’s Christine Lakin in FHM. Bloody hell, now that’s hot.
13 July 2007
Christine Lakin is primarily a TV actress turned big-time movie star. Okay, so maybe the “big-time” part isn’t quite there just yet, the little lady still has a ways to go. The little lady hails from Dallas, Texas, which makes her either a former beauty queen or someone who always wanted to be a beauty queen, but got talked out of it when she had to audition for the cheerleading squad. I’m totally stereotyping Texans, of course, but if you can’t stereotype people for the sake of lame comedy, then maybe I don’t quite understand this First Amendment junk we Americans abide by come hell or high water. Christine’s walk toward movie stardom starts in 2007 with “Dark Mirror”, “The Game Plan”, and in 2008 she’s in the appropriately titled “The Hottie and the Nottie”. I’m guessing Christine will play the Hottie.
12 February 2008