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Chuck Norris vs. the Blendtec — WHO YA GOT???

No one can stop Chuck Norris, not even the Blendtec blender, and as we all know, the Blendtec blender can stop anything, even a cadre of the world’s baddest bad guys. Now if you combine Chuck Norris with the Blendtec blender, and it’s goodbye city for bad guys everywhere. Behold, the Blendtec and Chuck Norris, teaming up to rid the world of bad guys everywhere. God Bless Chuck Norris and Blendtec.

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Mike Huckabee is so Tough, Chuck Norris is Scared of Him

Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is so tough, even Chuck Norris is afraid of him, and you know damn well that Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of no man, living or dead, or somewhere in-between. It’s also probably because Huckabee is so tough that Chuck voluntarily did this endorsement video ad for him, even though we all know Huckabee doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the election. You know what’s the funniest thing about this ad? Chuck is an actor (well sort of, you know what I mean), but his line reading is stilted as heck, while Huckabee is a politician, and his line delivery is as smooth as silk! Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? Oh, Chuck, if I wasn’t afraid you would come to my house and beat the crap out of me, I’d call you silly. Here’s Chuck’s ad for Mike Huckabee.

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Video: Chuck Norris’s Chin in Family Guy

Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn’t have a chin behind his beard, he has another fist. No, serious. Brian, the Family Guy’s talking dog, found this out to his great pain. Check out the video clip if you don’t believe me. But watch out — they say that Chuck Norris is so tough, just watching a video clip showing just how tough he is might get you pregnant. Then again, they say Chuck Norris doesn’t breed, he destroys, so I don’t know how the impregnation would work…

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Video: Superfuzz, More Badass than Chuck Norris? No Way!

A man who is actually more superhuman than Chuck Norris, perhaps the most superhuman human ever? No friggin’ way! And what, he’s even tougher than SNL mainstay Bill Brasky, who once ate a whole cow, then went after the cow’s children? Say it ain’t so! And what’s this? This Superfuzz guy can also beat the living Bejesus out of Jack Bauer with one hand tied behind his back? I don’t believe it! This I gotta see!

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Video: Chuck Norris Mountain Dew Commercial

No one messes with Chuck Norris, and no one makes a website about him and doesn’t give him proper credits. Chuck Norris doesn’t surf the net, Chuck Norris forces the net to surf him. Okay, that’s a little lame. But come on, this is a great commercial. And Chuck Norris kicks major ass, even if he is as stiff as a board. How come Chuck was better on his show, but when you see him on other shows he’s incredibly stiff? Hey, it’s Chuck Norris; don’t ask why. Here’s that Chuck Norris Mountain Dew commercial. Fun stuff.

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Video: Chuck Norris Does the Chuck Norris Top 10 Facts

You’ve heard about it, and you’ve probably made some of them up yourself. The game of, “Chuck Norris…”, where you make some absurd pronouncements such as, “When the bogeyman goes to sleep at nights, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris”. You know, that sort of stuff. Well hey, Chuck Norris has heard of the game, and he recently read the Top 10 Chuck Norris pronouncements on the Best Damn Sports Show Period. Okay, so maybe “recently” was last year, but you know what I mean. Hell, if Chuck Norris was here now, he’d reach through your monitor and bitch slap you just for making fun of that last sentence.

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