You gotta give credit where credit is due: without girls like Cindy Crawford, there wouldn’t be girls like Gisele Bundchen and their perfect bikini body flauntin’ ways. So yeah, Cindy Crawford is one of the originals, and she’s definitely a retro bikini goddess. Though to be honest, calling her “retro” is a bit of an insult. So let’s not. I should probably change the title of this post, but being that I’m lazy, I’m not gonna. What of it? Please to enjoy some retro bikini goodness with Cindy Crawford.
3 July 2007
So when was the last time we heard anything from Cindy Crawford? As I recall, she’s still doing some modeling around the world, and I think she’s even been on some runways. Then again, Cindy is kinda getting long in the tooth — what is she now, in her ’40s? In the modeling world, that’s like 80! — but we can always go back to the glory days of Cindy Crawford goodness. Which is what we did here, back to when Cindy Crawford draped a stars and stripes bikini on her find body and showed it to the world. Oh my, the American Flag has never looked better.
12 September 2006
Hey, remember when Cindy Crawford was trying to break into acting, and her first big movie was “Fair Game” with one of those Baldwin Boys? (I forgot which one; does it really matter?) The movie got terrible reviews and Cindy’s acting was viciously harpooned by the critics and just about everyone in the known universe. The poor girl had to run off to hide somewhere, her supermodel mystique shattered into a thousand pieces. Anyway, seeing these pictures of Cindy Crawford in Flare Magazine reminded me of that moment in movie history, especially the next to last image of Cindy “licking” the Hollywood sign. Cindy’s certainly gotten classier in her old age, huh? Not.
7 April 2006
Is it just me, or do you think Cindy Crawford has taken this “muscular women are sexy” thing just a bit too far? The former supermodel’s comeback seems to be on a somewhat strange road. What is she trying to go for here, the lesbian “Butch” look?

8 March 2006
40 year old Cindy Crawford’s comeback continues with an appearance in You Magazine, which I’m pretty sure is actually about me. Or you. Or they. Hmm… Anyways, love the one with her in the green panties. Yum.
16 February 2006
Former supermodel Cindy Crawford continues her road to a comeback (to where?) by appearing in the German magazine Max. Cindy’s put into some pretty weird poses, but then again, we are talking about the Germans, so these are probably considered “normal” to them. Speaking of which, is it me, or does Cindy look a little too thin and gaunt in some of these pics?
2 December 2005
Cindy Crawford, the original supermodel, finally lets her hair down and — well, you’ve probably seen her a lot nuder (is that a word?) in some of her fashion spreads, but what the hey, this is her doing it for the men in the audience via Maxim Magazine.
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