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Claire Danes Breaks out the Yowsa!

Check one of our favorites, Claire Danes in Black Book Magazine. I could do without the overly done make-up — just smears what is already a perfect face, in my opinion — but I ain’t hatin’ on the costume. Those are costumes, right? Cause I’ve never seen women wear that kind of clothes when I go to the grocery store. Then again, since I rarely go to the grocery store, maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about. Which means I should probably stop talking. Right now. As in, after I type this last sentence.

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Charlotte Gainsbourg Steals John Connor from Claire Danes

Well this is crap. I’m probably one of only five people in the whole wide world who liked “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (hey, that’s just me; don’t ever say I roll with the wind, biotches), and I loved Claire Danes on pure principle. But replacing Claire Danes with British babe Charlotte Gainsbourg as Kate Brewster on the upcoming Terminator movies? I don’t know about that. Charlotte Gainsbourg is not a bad looking doll, but let’s face it, no one beats Claire Danes. Here’s a side-by-side comparison. Hands down, Claire Danes wins by a mile. Then again, maybe I’m just bias; does three wet fantasies a week about Claire Danes count as a bias?

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Continuing my Fascination with Claire Danes

I’m so fascinated with Claire Danes that I even think that lame commercial she did for The GAP was great. (I hear you have to add the “the” part at the beginning, or it doesn’t make any sense, or at least, that’s what my nephew John told me, but the little brat kinda likes to lie, so who knows.) Claire Danes hasn’t exactly had a boffo movie career since she left My So-Called Life, her last two big movies being “The Flock”, which didn’t even get a theatrical release, and “Stardust”, which did get a theatrical release, but almost no one saw. She’s got “Me and Orson Welles” coming out in 2009, and yeah, it probably won’t do a whole lot of business, either, but who cares. I will always be fascinated by Claire Danes, and you’ll never convince me otherwise.

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Your Daily Dose of Claire Danes

Oh admit it. You never thought that lanky, skinny girl from My So Called Life would ever grow up to be the gorgeous woman you now see before you. I always thought Claire Danes would grow up skinny and tall and kind of awkward looking; you know, like Hilary Swank before the mega makeover that she’s recently gone through. Instead, Claire Danes grew up to be a gorgeous woman with perfect skin and a face that is parts girl-next-door and parts supermodel good looks. Plus, that body just looks better all grown up, doesn’t it?

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Claire Danes is Still Gorgeous

Wow, I can’t believe how gorgeous Claire Danes looks. She just keeps getting more and more gorgeous every time I see her at one of these publicity events. Who knew that the geeky girl from “My So Called Life” would grow up to be a tall young woman with a perfect body and strong cheekbones? In honor of Claire Danes’ continued growth as a Hollywood beauty, you should all run out and see her new movie “Stardust”. Or you can send me money and I’ll go see it over and over again. Deal? Great. Send your money to, imaschmuck@paypal.com. Did I mention that Claire Danes just keeps getting more gorgeous every time I see her? Beautiful.

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Claire Danes is a Vision in White

It’s been a while since I’ve made a post to appreciate the natural beauty of former “My so called Life” star Claire Danes. She’s completley enchanting in these pictures, even if I’m not entirely sure if a woman’s waist should be that narrow. Then again, Claire Danes is a dancer (did you see her Gap commercial?), so that could explain why she doesn’t have a single ounce of fat on that nice, fine looking body of hers. But anyways, Claire Danes is simply a lovely vision in white here.

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Neil Gaiman’s “Stardust” Images, Trailer

I’m familiar with Neil Gaiman the British comic book writer, but as I hear it, he also writes novels and what have you, and apparently he’s quite the prolific bloke. One of his works, “Stardust”, is getting the big screen treatmeant, to star Claire Danes, Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sienna Miller, and Charlie Cox, and is being directed by Matthew Vaughn (“Layer Cake”). In the film, a young man promises his beloved that he’ll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm, where he has to contend with witches, goblins, gnomes, talking animals and evil trees. All manner of “Harry Potter”-esque stuff happens.

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Claire Danes is All Grown Up

I remember watching Claire Danes back when she was the star on the teen drama “My So Called Life”. Well young Claire has since grown up and is looking pretty good these days. I dare say she’s looking almost…hot? She’s 27, but she could probably still play a teen in High School, although it’s to her credit that she hasn’t been doing that. After showing up in “Terminator 3″ in 2003, Claire’s only done 3 movies since, but she’s gearing up for a major comeback in 2007 with 3 movies, “The Flock”, “Evening”, and the Neil Gaiman fantasy “Stardust”, which should be pretty big.

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