In case you haven’t heard, boys, Claire Forlani (most recently seen as one of the CSI babes, New York division) is now off the market, having gotten hitched to Scottish actor Dougray Scott over the weekend in Italy. Here are pictures from the, from all appearances, very public wedding. (Did those guys in the background get invited or did they catch a flyer or something?) Why did the couple get married in Italy? Well, Claire Forlani is half-Italian, so I guess it makes sense. Kinda. Well, okay, it doesn’t really make sense, but they’re rich and famous, so it doesn’t have to. This is Claire’s first marriage and Scott’s second.

Ah, Claire Forlani, one of my favorite actresses in the whole wide world ever since she whispered her way through “Meet Joe Black”. What a lovely, lovely woman, with smoking, enthralling eyes and yes, that accent. Now I’m not a big fan of the “CSI” shows, but with Claire joining the cast of “CSI: New York”, I might have to start tuning in. Here are some promo work Claire did for the show.

I love Claire Forlani. How much? So much that I even liked “Meet Joe Black”. Yes, that ’90s movie with Brad Pitt that seemed to go on and on and on and on like a giant boulder covered in moss rolling down a hill, coming right at you, but for some unGodly reason, never seems to arrive. Yup, that’s how much I love Claire Forlani. Here’s a recent photoshoot. Cripes, is she gorgeous or what? I love those smoky eyes… Sigh…

Okay, first of all, I love Claire Forlani. The first time I saw her on screen, in “Meet Joe Black”, with those smoky eyes of hers and pouty lips… I swear I fell in love right then and there. So you’ll imagine my shock and excitement when I ran across these bikini pictures of the lovely Miss Claire (who is British I think) vacationing in St Tropez sometime in 2005 while wearing a bikini. Oh dear.