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Deutchland’s Collien Fernandes

17 August 2007

Hamburg, Germany resident Collien Fernandes is German, but the name makes you think Spaniard, or Italian. Personally, everytime I run across a German woman who isn’t tall, blonde, and has blue or green eyes, I’m always confused. It’s entirely my fault, of course, and has nothing to do with Germans as people. I’m sure they’re all lovely. In fact, if I ever meet a German in real life, I’d like to invite her to lunch and I’ll even pay. Okay, I’ll even split the check. I ain’t payin’ for no one, German or not. Where was I? Oh right. Here’s a completely random dose of Collien Fernandes. She’s got a body to die for. Mind you, not that I’d kill anyone for a woman’s body, but you know, if I had to…

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Collien Fernandes

9 May 2007

Although our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Collien Fernandes is indeed German, she obviously doesn’t look German. That’s because our saucy dish is the product of an Indian father and a Hungarian mother, which makes Collien, who was once a member of the girl-group “Suco e Sol”, all kinds of good looking. (Want hot kids? Just make sure to marry outside of your ethnicity. Guaranteed hottie.) Collien splits her time hosting German TV shows and appearing in bikinis and lingerie in men’s magazines like Maxim. Finally, a woman with her priorities straight!

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