Sundays on the Beach with Cora Skinner
If model and kinda actress Cora Skinner does end up being a regular on MTV’s fake Reality TV show The Hills, then there is a very good reason I might actually tune into that thing just to ogle her. Now you may be asking yourself, am I really that shallow and superficial? Oh hell yes, especially when the object of my shallowness and superficialness looks as insanely awesome as Cora Skinner does in a two-piece bikini. Check her out at the beach. See, this is how she usually looks when we head out to enjoy a lazy Sunday at the beach together, although she sometimes prefer black bikinis — wait, what? Where am I? Oh right, wide awake. Damn. Anyhoo. This is Cora Skinner, she’s a model, and bikinis were made for girls like her.
Slap Me Some Cora Skinner
Say, brotha, can you slap me some skin? Cora Skinner? Who is Cora Skinner, you ask? She’s a model and the current girlfriend of The Hills star Brody Jenner, and I use the term “star” loosely, because let’s face it, when you fake your way through a “reality” TV show, is it really considered “starring” in anything? Isn’t it more like walking around doing junk while someone with a camera records it? But anyways, Brody did himself good by nabbing some Cora Skinner, because the woman is what the kids call smoking hot. I agree.