What better way to start the weekend off than a treat in the guise of Courtney Hansen, the co-host of “Overhaulin’” and easily the sexiest grease monkey to ever pull on greast-stained overalls, here attending the premiere of Kevin Smith’s “Clerks 2″, the sequel to his ultra-indie feature-film debut from way, way, way back. How way back? Kevin was only 300 pounds back. What’s the guy up to now, 400? Jesus Christ, Kevin, slow down, bro! But I digress. Here’s Courtney Hansen.

It’s already pretty obvious that “Overhaulin’s” Courtney Hansen is pretty damn hot, even when she was all greased up and in her bikini. But I’ll be damn if she isn’t practically beaming here in a long gown attending the Indie Producers Awards Gala. Lordy, lordy, Lordy!

Courtney Hansen is one hot gal. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s equally comfortable in the garage as she is in a bikini posing in one, or maybe iet’s because she knows more about cars than I will ever know. Whaever the case, the blonde beaut is hard to resist. See if you can do better.

The world’s hottest grease monkey, Courtney Hansen, at what looks like the world’s most casual movie premiere, this one for the TV show “Thief” on the FX Channel. How come no one invites me to these things?

More of car babe Courtney Hansen, this time in a very non-greasy monkey like spread for FHM Magazine. Unless they started wearing high heels and lingerie in garages, I mean. Have they?

I’m not afraid to admit it — I don’t know anything about cars. I mean, jack. I know that you press that lever thingie and the car goes. You press the other lever thingie and the car seems to stop. That’s it. Period. Here’s Courtney Hansen, who knows more about cars than I ever will, in a 2004 Hot Rod Magazine profile.