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Danica Patrick Shows off the Shape in Shape Magazine

So, did Danica Patrick finally win a race? I don’t know, and I don’t really care. I do know that Danica Patrick keeps showing off the body in those Godaddy.com ads and in magazines like this latest appearance in Shape magazine. She’s wearing a bikini, of course, which is a must for every celebrity show shows up on the cover. Inside the magazine, you get Danica Patrick’s daily exercise routine, which apparently involves playing around with a yellow ball. Huh, that’s all it takes to look that good? Damn, and here I am going to the gym. Stupid gym.

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Danica Patrick 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Is it possible that Danica Patrick just keeps getting hotter with every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue spread? Quite possibly. But if not, I choose to believe it anyway, and just go with it. Yes, I’m delusional that way. Speaking of delusional, what are the chances that I’ll bump into Danica Patrick in a crowded bar and she comes over to hit on me? I say it’s about 50-50. I’m really dashing and junk in a dark room. Or at least, that’s what Ed tells me, and Ed never lies about such things. Anyhoo. Here’s Danica Patrick back in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I know the whole draped over the car in a bikini is to associate her with her professional of car racing, although I don’t know why, cause the woman is just flat out hot, car racing or not.

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OMG. Danica Patrick Finally Wins a Race

Will miracles never cease. After being hyped for what seems like decades, Indy Racing’s most bangable driver, Danica Patrick, has finally won herself a race. Yes, that’s right, the darling of Indy Racing has actually won a race after being hyped endlessly by ESPN. I guess now she can add a trophy to her cabinet full of Sports Illustrated issues and modeling pics. She finally won the trophy at the Indy Japan 300, her 50th start, at the still-hot age of 26. She was emotional after the winning, saying, “When it actually happened, maybe it was a little anticlimactic,” she said. “Then the emotions came out and that was a little girly of me.” Aaaaaaaaaah.

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Danica Patrick in 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

So, uh, has Danica Patrick actually won a car race since the last time we made a post about her? Just wondering. Anyhoo, Danica Patrick is the courtesy sports babe in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year. Last year, of course, was Maria Sharapova, who finally slipped on the two-piece bikini for the boys out there. Danica Patrick in a two-piece bikini doesn’t look too damn bad herself, although I could have done without the racing helmet and half-on/half-off racing jumpsuits. Yeah, we know she’s a race car driver, now can we just focus on the girl and the bikini? Thanks much.

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The IRL’s New Babe: Milka Duno

The Indy Racing League has just got an injection of latin flavor. Joining the ranks of fellow IRL female drivers Danica Patrick and Sarah Fisher will be Venezuelan Milka Duno. Hailing from Caracas, Venezuela, Milka made her American driving debut in the American Le Mans Series in 2000, and followed that up with drives in 24 Hours of Daytona and 24 Hours of Le Mans the following year. She’s now signed to the Grand Am Series team, and will be racing in the IRL circuit. So, three women on the same track — that’s got to be some kind of record. So the question is, if Milka and Danica’s cars rub up against each other on the track, does that qualify as girl-on-girl action? Just wondering…

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Danica Patrick, Hot NASCAR Chick Driver?

Danica Patrick is the world’s most famous race car driver — who has never won a single race in her life. Her top finish? Number 4. Not that it matters, because despite being a shorty, she’s got a rockin’ body as her FHM spread proves, and you gotta love a spitfire of a girl who will rage against the machine and at the same time play the man-dominated media like a fiddle. Now some NASCAR owners are trying to steal Danica’s sex appeal away from the IRL and over to NASCAR. Good idea? Bad idea? Who cares? Here’s our shorty at a recent party for ESPN the Magazine, which I hear is twice as dumb as ESPN the TV network, if that’s possible. (Am I the only one who thinks Stuart Scott tries way too hard to be ghetto?)

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Danica Patrick is Beautiful People

According to People Magazine, race car driver Danica Patrick is one of the world’s most beautiful people. I can’t say I really disagree with them, as the diminutive driver (she’s 5′2″ on a good day) is quite a looker. As to how good is she at her job? I dunno, but I think the fact that she hasn’t won a single race kinda answers that question: she ain’t that good. Still hot, though.

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Danica Patrick in FHM Magazine

Danica Patrick races cars in the day, poses for men’s magazines at night, and we say more power to her. Has she ever won a car race? We don’t know, and frankly, we don’t really care. Car races come and go, but hotness stays forever. Well, okay, not really, but kinda. When you think about it, Danica Patrick’s hotness will last longer than her racing finishes, or in this case, lack there off. So has Danica won a car race yet? Eh, who cares. Let’s hear her roar some more! Here she is in FHM Magazine looking good enough to jump start. Get it? She drives race cars? Jump start? Eh, nevermind.

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