Ride’em Hard Delta Goodrem!
When people find out that I’m originally from Texas, three things immediately run through their mind: 1) Damn, he’s awesome! 2) Dude, if he got anymore awesome, they’d have to make a statue dedicated to his awesomeness! And 3) I wonder if he has horses and wears cowboy hats? Well to answer your question in order: 1) Yes, I am. 2) True dat. And 3) No, I don’t. I’ve never owned a cowboy hat. I’ve never ridden a horse. And I don’t wear chaps, except in, you know, for other occasions that shall remain nameless. Ahem. I bring those things up to say this: Delta Goodrem as a cowgirl is hot. No idea what the theme of this shoot is (besides the obvious “cowboy” theme), but being that Delta Goodrem is quite the hottie, she can wear homeless bags and still look good. Okay, maybe not quite that far, but pretty close.
Double Dose of Aussie Hotness with Miranda Kerr and Delta Goodrem
Before Miranda Kerr and Delta Goodrem came around, it used to be that Australia was known only for kangaroos and that guy who likes to wrestle crocodiles. (Please send all hate mail to, therandompagehatesmycountry@randompage.com — this bit shamelessly stolen from Late Night with Conan O’Brien) Nowadays, it’s known for putting forth really hot women with great, long, lean bikini bodies. For example: Miranda Kerr and Delta Goodrem. Now if you were to ask me who I’d take to an island for the next 10 years, I would have to go with singer Delta Goodrem, which, I’ll grant you, is an odd choice considering that Miranda Kerr is, like, a supermodel and junk. But maybe it’s just the dress Delta is wearing in these pics, with those revealing shoulders, but the supermodel takes a backseat on this one. Sorry, Miranda, maybe when I get lost on another island, you can come along. But no promises, though.
Delta Goodrem Bikini Pictures
It’s Down Under time with Australian singer Delta Goodrem in a swanky two-piece bikini! If I was a Brit, besides showing off my bad teeth, I’d say that Delta Goodrem was “on holiday” when these pictures of her and her beau (whoever he is, the lucky bastard) were snapped on the beach frolicking about. Sigh. To date a famous women with a fabulous body. What kind of karma do you have to have from a previous life to land this kind of great life? You’d probably have to be Ghandi, or at least his little brother who helped carry around his robe, to get something this good in the next life. That, or the guy who finally shot Hitler. But I digress. Delta Goodrem bikini pictures. Please to ogle.
Down Under with Delta Goodrem
After reading Australian beauty Delta Goodrem’s resume (multi-ARIA Award winning Australian singer-songwriter, pianist and Logie Award winning actress), I feel kind of guilty making this completely superficial post on her. Thankfully, I’m so superficial that I can quickly let go of my guilt and wallow in my shallowness. Thank you, bad genes! Anyhoo, our latest Hottie from Down Under is Delta Goodrem, who found fame on the Aussie nighttime soap “Neighbours” and parlayed it into great success in other avenues, such as music, much like fellow ex-”Neighbours” stars Holly Valance and Kylie Minogue. We haven’t seen anything of Delta in America, but hopefully she’ll follow in the footsteps of her two colleagues soon.