Hollywood does a lot of things well, but movie strippers is not one of them. More often than not, you’ll get an actress who wants all the cache of being able to say, “I played a stripper in a movie”, but without taking the clothes off. By not stripping, they are technically not playing strippers, as the word “strippers” would seem to imply the “stripping” off one of one’s clothes. Another major problem with movie strippers is the “good girl wants to go bad” syndrome, where an actress known for an innocuous career decides to “shock” us by playing a stripper to prove she’s grown up. Sometimes it works, but mostly it doesn’t. Here, then, are our Hollywood Top 5: Worst Movie Strippers.
19 April 2007
Got in some new stills from the upcoming Kevin Costner serial killer movie “Mr. Brooks” (opening June 1st, 2007). Consider MR. BROOKS. A successful businessman. A generous philanthropist. A loving father and devoted husband. Seemingly, he’s perfect. But Mr. Brooks has a secret — he is an insatiable serial killer, so lethally clever that no one has ever suspected him — until now. Come on, admit it, the prospect of seeing Costner as a lethal serial killer intrigues you to no end. It certainly does me.
4 April 2007
Kevin Costner’s serial killer movie “Mister Brooks” nabs itself a new poster. It looks pretty groovy, too. Academy Award winner Kevin Costner stars as Earl Brooks, a man who has managed to keep his two incompatible worlds from intersecting by controlling his cunning, wicked alter ego Marshall (William Hurt). But now, as Mr. Brooks succumbs to one last murderous urge, an amateur photographer (Dane Cook) witnesses the crime. Suddenly Brooks finds himself entangled in the dark agenda of an opportunistic bystander, as well as hunted by the unorthodox and tenacious detective Tracy Atwood (Demi Moore). Can Mr. Brooks outsmart his adversaries and conceal his shocking double life from his wife (Marg Helgenberger) and daughter (Danielle Panabaker) or will someone expose his crimes and his identity once and for all?
7 May 2006
So, “That 70’s Show” is gone, and good riddance. The last season was incredibly hard to stomach. The jokes were staler than Fez’s incredibly hard to understand accent, and even the always hot Mila Kunis was starting to annoy with her voice. Overall, it’s a good thing they killed this sucker. It jumped the ship when the ’70s kept going and going and going… Anyways, here are the show’s established babes Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis, as well as Demi Moore and Melissa Joan Hart at the Wrap Party.
10 March 2008