Denise Richards in It’s Complicated Promos
Now it’s not everyday that I watch the E! Channel, usually I end up watching it really late at night (usually when I’m updating this blog) and I catch The Soup, which is really funny. I mean, come on, when you’re making fun of American TV, especially Reality TV, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, right? And The Soup shoots better than anyone out there. But anyways, every now and then I have caught Denise Richards’ Reality TV show It’s Complicated, and you know what? It doesn’t look all that complicated to me. Denise Richards spends her time going to photoshoots, doing magazine interviews, and visiting the family. Wow, real complicated there, doll. But hey, I ain’t hatin’, especially when the girl looks as good as she does in these It’s Complicated promos.
There’s Nothing Complicated about Denise Richards Bikini Pics
So Denise Richards, aka the former Mrs. Charlie “STD Machine” Sheen, has a Reality TV show on the E! Channel called It’s Complicated. Like all Reality TV shows about a specific celebrity, the show follows Denise Richards around Hollywood as she goes about doing, you know, stuff. Seriously, what do actors in Hollywood do all day besides going to see family members and friends and going rock climbing? It seems that every Reality TV show I see about a celebrity always has them going around doing stuff that has nothing to do with their chosen profession — i.e. acting, modeling, etc. Anyways, I thought I would explain the premise of this post’s title in case, you know, you guys cared. Eh. Denise Richards bikini pics. Please to ogle.
Denise Richards and Pam Anderson are Blonde and Blonder
I can’t decide if Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson teaming up to play dumb blondes in the comedy “Blonde and Blonder” means they’ve given up the serious acting thing and are now completely embracing their blondeness, or if this is shrewdness on their part — playing type in an attempt to play against type? Uh, I’m confused. Here’s what the movie is about: “Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.” Yeah, and they’re both really blondes, with huge racks. (Well, Anderson’s rack is still huge, but Richards seems to have gotten smaller?) What more could you ask for? Hopefully some raunchy comedy slash nudity would be nice. Check out a pic from the movie below.
Pam Anderson and Denise Richards in Playboy Together?
Hugh Hefner, being the dirty old man that he is, doesn’t think it was enough that he had Pamela Anderson on his magazine like, a billion times, and that he had Denise Richards on his magazine, like, a couple of times — look, I’m just not good at math, let’s just say they HAVE been in Playboy before. But now Hugh wants not one, but both women to be on the magazine at the same time, sharing a spread and, ahem, one can only hope other things as well. And he’s willing to pony up $1 million dollars for the privilege of shooting two hot girls rubbing up against each other. Oh my! And according to this, the two women are actually considering it! Wow, if this actually came true, I might actually buy the magazine again instead of stealing my dad’s copy. Dad likes’em naked.
Denise Richards Bikini Madness
If you were to get technical about it, Denise Richards does in fact qualify as a MILF — she’s the mother of two. But she’s also only 36 years old, and I don’t know, but I kind of like my MILF to be a little older. Say, late ’30s, or maybe ’40s. I’m not saying you have to be decrepit to qualify as a MILF, but you know, if you can maintain a MILF level of hotness while you’re in your ’40s, that’s like winning the lottery. Anyways, rather she belongs in that category or not, Denise Richards looks incredible in a two-piece bikini. But then again, she always did, does, and will. Remember “Wild Things”? Exactly. I’m still waiting for Denise to do one of the sequels…
Who is Crazy Enough to Marry Charlie Sheen? Her Name is Brooke Mueller.
Now I’m not saying this upcoming marriage between Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen is doomed, but I am saying I don’t expect it to last that long. Sorry, Charlie, but you don’t strike me as the marrying kind. So who is Brooke Mueller? Well, she also goes by Brooke Allen, and is described here as a “real estate investor”, but that doesn’t exactly jive with some reports that she’s a wannabe actress. IMDB.com has her listed as having minor roles in a couple of movies, including an uncredited role in the John Travolta drama “A Love Song for Bobby Long”, and what appears to be a sizable role in the upcoming sex comedy “Strictly Sexual”. But hey, on the plus side, Brooke is friendly with Charlie’s ex, Denise Richards (as can be seen by the pictures below). You know what this means don’t you, Charlie? You lucky dog.
It Doesn’t Suck to be… Richie Sambora
You know, I can stand Tom Brady getting Grade-A tail like Bridget Moynahan (and apparently now Gisele Bundchen) — I mean, the guy is talented, an amazing quarterback, and hell, he’s even as good looking as Brad Pitt, minus the girlie qualities of Pitt. But Richie Sambora? Come on! This guy plays guitar in a rock band, can’t sing, looks like a manatee, and he’s gone from Heather Locklear to Denise Richards? And now he spends all his time frolicking on Hawaiian beaches while Denise Richards parades around in a variety of bikinis for him? I tell you, it doesn’t suck to be Richie Sambora. Where’s my rock band? Guys? Anyone? I can stand in the back playing guitar, too. Well, not really, but I could learn. How hard is it to play guitar, anyway?
Denise Richards is Still Looking Good
A lot has been said about Denise Richards, but being really hot has its privileges. Okay, so maybe she did backstab her good buddy Heather Locklear by schtumping Heather’s husband behind her back, but do you care? Take a look at Denise out and about in Hollywood in tight jeans and shades. If I had a wife, I’d dump her for this in a heartbeat. Then again, I would hire a fake wife just to dump her and schtump Denise Richards behind my fake wife’s back. Yes, Denise, that’s how far I’d go for you. Give me a call.
More Denise Richards Bikini Pictures. Woot woot.
If you haven’t gotten your fill of it yet, here are more pictures of beautiful people prancing about barely dressed in places you’ll never ever get to visit while showing off their hard-earned physique. In any case, how hot is Denise Richard? Oh sure, she comes across like a total airhead, but there’s nothing “airheaded” about that body. Yes, I realize that last statement doesn’t make any sense, but what-EVA.
Denise Richards as a Pussycat Dolls
For the life of me, I can’t see what makes the Pussycat Dolls so appealing that hot famous people keep wanting to be a part of it. Scarlett Johansson did it, Pam Anderson did it, and now Denise Richards has gone and done it, and she looks, er, kinda wacky. And by “wacky” I of course mean Charlie Sheen probably did the right thing by running away from her when he could, cause the girl don’t look too good. Anyways, here’s Denise dressed as a Pussycat Dolls.
Denise Richards Vacationing in Italy
Holy crap, is Denise Richards smoking hot or what? Didn’t she just have a baby like yesterday or something? Anyways, here she is vacationing in Italy with a very red Richie Sambora — or at least I think that’s Sambora; it’s not like I know what the guy looks like or anythin’, I’m just a-guessin’. But whoever he is, he’s so out of his league it’s not even funny. How guys like Sambora ever managed babes like Richards and Locklear it’s beyond me. Damn, I shouda learned how to be a rock and roller. Damn you, Guidance Counselor!
What Charlie Sheen is Not Getting a Piece of Anymore…
You gotta feel just a little bit sorry for Charlie Sheen. First he goes on radio and starts blabbing about how “in his experience” the 9/11 attacks were engineered by the American Government, then his wife divorces him and claims he’s basically the Devil Incarnate, just in time for the launch of his “kiddie” clothing line. Oh man, the guy is not having a very good 2006! And then there’s this — more visual evidence that Charlie Sheen has been F-in-the-A.
Denise Richards: “Charlie Sheen Wants to Kill Me!”
Remember when Charlie Sheen went on that tirade about how he thought Dubya was responsible for 9/11, and that America faked the whole thing in order to invade Iraq, etc? Well maybe this explains the genesis for tha nutty theory. Apparently according to Denise Richards, Charlie was on drugs, gambling, and doing all kinds of unsavory things, including threatening to kill her, while they were married. Read on…
Denise Richards Shops for a New Man
Word on the street (and by “street” I of course mean the Internet) is that Denise Richards, now separated from hooker enthusiast Charlie Sheen, has hooked up with ex-boyfriend John Stamos, who is still trying to get over the label of, “That idiot who let Rebecca Romijn get away”.
Denise Richards Likes Nakedness
Okay, so she doesn’t know how to properly pronounce “nuclear”. Do you care? Here’s Denise Richards, aka the ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen. Oh, Denise, why did you let that disgusting pig ever touch you?