The Hot Chicks of “DOA” — Posterized
Okay, here’s the thing. I’m pretty sure that Corey Yuen’s ass-kicking spectacular “Dead or Alive” (or as the kids call it, “Dead or Alive”) is going to suck — movie-wise. As in, it’ll probably not make a whole lot of sense, the script will be filled with the kind of bad dialogue that makes you want to slice off your ears — er, what was I saying? Oh, right. Despite all that, your eyes will be happy, and so will something, um, much lower. So don’t hesitate, kids, run and check out “DOA” when it opens. Here are some posters to keep you busy in the meantime. Violence + hot chicks = genius marketing.
More Devon Aoki
More of model turned actress Devon Aoki, because you can never have too much of that face and that body. Sweet and innocent looking, yet dirty and sexy. Yum, what a powerful combination!
Devon Aoki Likes Big, Long Things
I’m talking about snakes, of course. What did you think I was talking about? Perv. Anyways, you might know Devon from “2 Fast 2 Furious” or the upcoming chick action flick “Dead or Alive”, which I always thought was about volleyball chicks, but is apparently about martial arts chicks. Go figure.