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Mondays with Diora Baird on her Back

Hey, look, it’s Diora Baird! You probably still don’t know who Diora Baird is, but I’m telling you, there will come a time when this woman becomes really famous. Okay, maybe it’s going to take a while, but I’m telling you, she’s got everything it takes to get really famous in Hollywood. One, she’s gorgeous to look at. Two, she’s got killer eyes. And as to acting talent, look, I haven’t actually seen anything she’s been in, but if Jessica Alba can become world famous by just being pretty, why can’t Diora Baird? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Anyways, your Monday is courtesy of Diora Baird on her back. Well, in two of the three pics, anyway.

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Diora Baird in FHM

Diora Baird hasn’t been around that long, but she’s already been in a ton of movies, with some pretty big parts in those movies, although her biggest break will probably be what turns out to be a brief appearance as an Orion green-skinned slave girl in J.J. Abrams’ upcoming reboot of “Star Trek”. An image of Baird in Orion Slave Girl costume (or lack thereof, ahem) is already making the rounds on the Internet and made her more famous than all of her previous movies combined. See, this is the power of horny fanboys. Deal with it, Hollywood.

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Diora Baird in Maxim 2008

In the latest issue of Maxim Magazine, model turned actress Diora Baird laments that when producers get a hold of her, they usually cast her as a stripper, or someone of equal predilection to take off their clothes. I can’t say as if I blame those scummy Hollywood producers, as one look at Diora Baird’s latest Maxim spread simply convinces me one thing: this woman is holy hot, and should be playing strippers on the big screen. Now that may be unfair, but you know, men being men, we’re a simple bunch, and when we see a hot woman, we immediately wish she was naked in front of us. Failing that, we try to get her into something that would require her to take off her clothes. Hey, it’s a half-assed way to see a hot woman naked, but you know, it ain’t such a bad way to go through life.

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Diora Baird in Young People F*cking

You can pretty much call your movie anything you want, from “Where’s Waldo” to “Waldo is at Home Eating a Cheeseburger”, but why in the world would you call your movie “Young People F*cking” (minus the censoring)? That’s just begging for your movie, based purely on the title, to be censored and banned from potential customer base. But hey, I’m not a filmmaker (or Canadian, which the filmmakers of this movie are) so what do I know? The film is described as: “…a smart and fast-paced comedy that intertwines the stories of 5 couples over the course of one sexual encounter. As the couples attempt to have some seemingly straight forward sex, they run into all sorts of problems.” It stars Diora Baird, who, one presumes, can be seen in various stages of half-dress (or undress) in the film.

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Diora Baird in French FHM

According to my logs (no, not THOSE logs), you guys really like Diora Baird, and because I’m in this business to please my loyal 5 readers, I’m going to give you more Diora Baird. Here’s the former Playboy Playmate (which lists her bust size as 32DD, FYI) in the French edition of FHM Magazine. You can currently catch Diora (lovely name, that) on TV’s “The Loop”, which I’m told she’s in a bikini quite often. Oooh, Diora Baird in a bikini. Can you get any better? Well, yes, but let’s not go there since we’re trying to keep this clean. I hate clean.

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Diora Baird in Men Style Magazine

Free as a Diora Baird? Okay, okay, that’s really lame. I’m sorry. That was so lame, it hurt even me. Anyways, here’s Diora Baird in Australia men’s mag Men Style magazine. So what is “men style”? Is that doggie style? Har har. I’m sure they’re talking about fashion and whatnot. Then again, why a hot woman on the cover if all they care about is men’s fashion? Yeah, see, this is how my genius works. I take what’s given and I extrapolate pure brilliance out of it. It’s friggin awesome, I tell ya. Ahem. Here’s Diora Baird.

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Diora Baird in Toro Magazine

So I was going through my referral logs for the site and discovered that a whole lot of people were finding me because they were looking for pictures of Diora Baird. Now I don’t really know all that much about Diora Baird, but you know me, I always like to keep my readers happy. (Yes, all 5 of you.) So here is more of Diora Baird, this time in Toro Magazine, which I still contend is about bulls and bullfighting or somesuch. Then again I could be wrong. (I’m probably wrong…)

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Diora Baird in Maxim

Diora Baird is famous for dropping her clothes in the Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn comedy “Wedding Crashers”, and before that, taking it all off for Playboy. (You starting to see a pattern here?) Now the blonde, Catherine Deneuve lookalike is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine playing golf. Or pretending to. Either/or. What matters is that she’s looking pretty damn good doing it. I gotsa pick me up some golf.

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