British actress Donna Air is so airy. Get it? Because her name is Donna Air? Oh, man, if I was any more clever with all this wordplay stuff, I’d shoot myself in the head and cal lit a day. But thank God I’m not all that clever, so that means I don’t have to blow my own brains out. Wait, what am I doing talking about suicide when we have half-naked pictures of Donna Air, looking delicious in lingerie for a Maxim spread, to look at? Please to eyeball, and try not to drool all over your computer monitor. You know how hard it is to get drool off a monitor screen.
29 October 2006
If my local car salesman looked like Brit babe Donna Air, or filled out a two-piece bikini the way she does, I’m pretty sure I would have spent $5000 on that 1960 Chevy Nova that he was trying to sell me. Thank God my car salesman was plumb ugly, and looked nothing like “Byker Grove’s” Donna Air. According to Wikipedia, the sexy blonde earned her reputation as a vacuous blonde by asking the Irish pop band “The Corrs” how they met. Yes, you are allowed to go all LMAO on that one. But really, when you’re as smoking hot as Donna Air, brains just gets in the way. Just ask Jessica Simpson.
25 February 2008