Drew Barrymore is More Beautiful than Katharine McPhee? Whatever.
In one of those pointless lists that gets people riled up, here’s another one: Lisping blond wunderkind Drew Barrymore beats out Katharine McPhee in People Magazine’s annual 100 Most Beautiful Natural Celebrity list. Coming in third was R&B singer Rihanna. But anyways, this is obviously idiotic. Drew Barrymore looks like a 12-year old with breasts, and talks like a 9-year old high school drop out. Besides that, she can’t hold a candle to Katharine McPhee, who exudes sex appeal without trying. Then again, Hollywood has been trying to sell us on the idea that Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker are “sexy” too, so it’s not like this isn’t a pattern with these dumbasses.
Hollywood Babes Love “Borat”
Who knew a fake Kazakhstan half-wit played by a real British half-wit would be so popular among the Hollywood’s babes? Apparently he is, because out for the premiere of “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” were Rhona “My Big Break was a Rape Victim in Hollow Man” Mitra, Drew “I’m a Sucker for funny half-wits” Barrymore, Jillian “Talent? I Don’t Need no stinkin’ Talent” Barberie, Courtney “I Miss my Friends Paycheck” Cox, and of course, the lady of the hour, Isla “Yup, I Actually Sleep With this Borat Guy, Pity Me!” Fisher.