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A Great View of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Bikini

Let’s face it, the only reason any self-respecting man still watches the View (if you happen to fall into that category, that is; I personally don’t, being a manly man and all) is for the show’s young blonde hottie, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Who else are you gonna watch it for? The fat black chick? The white, ugly fat chick who looks like a car ran over her face? Or the old white chick that looks like the Cryptkeeper? Exactly. It’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck or bust. So, here’s a very nice Elisabeth Hasselbeck in bikini picture that has been making the rounds on the interwebs. Yup, that’s a great view. The only thing that could have made it better? More side ass view of the bikini bottom, because who couldn’t use more side ass bikini bottom shots?

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Fitness Bikini Cover

Let’s face it, unless you’re a 40-year old housewife, there’s absolutely no reason why you should ever, EVER, watch ABC’s The View program. Come on, how much of the inane chatter that goes on on that show, and at such high decibels, and any sane person take before they blow out their own brains? But if you absolutely had to watch The View (say, your girlfriend or your dog forces you to watch it with them), then there’s at least Elisabeth Hasselbeck to focus your entire conversation on. In a show full of old, nagging hags, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the one hotness that makes an otherwise torturous affair just this side of bearable. Speaking of Elisabeth, here’s the baby-dropping babe having lost her baby fat and in a bikini on the cover of Fitness Magazine. Get a nice “view” of that bikini body. Get it? Eh.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Still the View’s Best Asset

Without a doubt, if you ever catch yourself watching The View, you might stay for a minute or two just because Elisabeth Hasselbeck is sitting at that roundtable. Otherwise, there really isn’t a reason to stay tune to watch a bunch of women fight for talking time. Who else is there to even bother staying for? And I’m not even talking about their politics, or Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s status as the show’s Token Republican. I’m talking about the fact that everyone on that show is butt fugly (and they just got fuglier with the addition of Whoopi Goldberg) except for Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who is, bar none, the show’s only saving grace, and the only “view” worth viewing.

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Video: Rosie O’Donnell versus Elisabeth Hasselbeck Part 50 — WHO YA GOT???

Not a whole lot to say here. May 23rd, 2007. Rosie O’Donnell mauls Elisabeth Hasselback. It’s like watching an Elephant trying to trample a helpless kitten who can’t seem to get out of the way. It’s just not right. Here, I’ll summarize the fight for you — Rosie: “Bush is a liar, Bush kills people, you are stupid for not hating him like me, Elisabeth!” Elisabeth: “Um, what?” ‘Nuff said. Behold: chick verbal fight. May Lord have mercy on those who watches this show regularly, you poor, wretched souls.

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Rosie Punching Bag Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Poor Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It’s bad enough that she’s a Republican on a TV show composed entirely of hardcore Democrats, but now she’s opened herself up to being the punching bag for Rosie “Too Legit to Diet” O’Donnell, who has become the epitome of an Uneducated Loudmouth With a Microphone. (Rosie’s latest theory is that Bush actually rode a donkey into the World Trade Towers while strapped with dynamites in order to knock it down.) You gotta feel for Elisabeth. Besides being the only attractive woman on that show, each and every day she has to listen to Rosie regurgitate more crap she heard Charlie Sheen said at last night’s dinner party. You gotta wonder how long it’ll be before Elisabeth loses it and decks Rosie. When that day finally comes, it’ll be like pouring sweet honey sugar (Elisabeth) on a steaming pile of crap (Rosie).

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