Italian Babe Elisabetta Canalis Brings her Bikini Goodness to Miami
Apparently tired of giving the Italians an eyeful of that wonderful body of hers, model, actress, and all-around hot babe Elisabetta Canalis wandered over to the States earlier this month to show off that ridiculously perfect bikini body. And what’s this? I don’t see a man anywhere within sight of her, and let’s face it, if you came to Miami with a bikini-clad Elisabetta Canalis, there is no way in hell you’re letting her out of your site — or a 5 feet radius from you. Let’s face it, men, if we knew Elisabetta Canalis was here all by her perfect bodied little lonesome, we’d be all over Miami. Of course, we’d have to get some time off from our night shift at the Burger King, but you know, we’d make it happen. Elisabetta Canalis bikini pics. Please to ogle.
Elisabetta Canalis is Still Spicy
You know, I’ve made a half-dozen posts on Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis, and I still don’t really know all that much about her. She had a small part in “Deuce Bigelow 2: European Gigolo” that didn’t really go anywhere, but maybe her role in “Virgin Territory” with Hayden Christensen and Mischa Barton will do more for her international career. One thing’s for sure about Elisabetta Canalis — that face, combined with that body, is just too damn fantastico, as they say in Italy, to go to waste on just Italian TV. Hey, I’m sure Italian TV is all fine and what have you, but come on, you gotta share this with the world!
Elisabetta Canalis Beach Bikini Pictures
Poor Elisabetta Canalis. You just knew that the reason why she came all the way to enjoy the beaches of Miami in the Good Ol United States earlier this year was because she didn’t think anyone would know her or go around snapping pictures of her pulling off her clothes to reveal a bikini underneath. But thank God she was wrong! Or else we wouldn’t get these fine, fine pictures of Italian babe Elisabetta Canalis on the beaches of Miami enjoying the sun and sand with a female friend. Too bad the friend isn’t hotter, or that could result in all kinds of groovy fantasy scenarios…
Elisabetta Canalis in Maxim Russia
I really can’t explain to you what it is about Italian babe Elisabetta Canalis that intrigues me to no end. I mean, she’s not gorgeous gorgeous, but she is pretty pretty. As in, effortlessly pretty. Maybe it’s that somewhat sad looking quality about her eyes, or the way she doesn’t appear to crave attention. I.e. whereas you can tell women like Carmen Electra would wither away and die if no one paid attention to them, you don’t get the same vibe from Elisabetta Canalis. Maybe that’s what has me so intrigued by her. Anyways, here’s Elisabetta Canalis in the Russian edition of Maxim Magazine.
Can’t Get Enough of Elisabetta Canalis
I don’t know about you, but if you’re like me, you can’t get enough of Elisabetta Canalis. Maybe it’s the Italian in me — oh, who am I kidding, I’m not Italian. I’m not even a quarter Italian, although I hear stories that I might be a penny Italian. That and a dime Indian, a nickle Greek, and quite possibly, about 3.33% Yucatan Mayan. No, seriously. Well, okay, no, but I still can’t get enough of Elisabetta Canalis, and if you say differently, you need a punch in the face.
New Babe Alert: Elisabetta Canalis
Mama mia, that is one spicy meatbahl! (Let me right now apologize for that furthering of a cliche. I am so ashamed.) If you need to sell something, Elisabetta Canalis is not a bad way to get your product noticed. Here is the Italian Goddess in a shoot for Baci e Abbracci Intimo ads. I’m guessing that Baci e Abbracci Intimo sells lingerie. Then again, Paris Hilton was wearing bra and panties in a hamburger commercial, so what do I know.