Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse on FOX is pretty damn awesome, but you know what I love even more than the show itself? These awesome promos with star Eliza Dushku. Of course it helps that Eliza Dushku is insanely photogenic, and has a rocking body and the will to use it to its deadliest and sexiest max. At least, in these photos. I’m not saying she goes out and shoot people or slash arms off with that katana or anything. Or maybe she does? Who am I to say what the girl does with her free time? And really, I say let her. She’s hot, she can do whatever she wants.
16 September 2009
Eliza Dushku. Black leather. Guns. Eliza Dushku in black leather holding guns. Enough of a reason for you to tune in when Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse returns to the airwaves? If not, then you’re a dick, cause this show needs to stay on the air. Eliza Dushku needs to be seen once a week. Or twice. Or if you’re really into her, maybe three times, but that’s definitely it. Too much Eliza Dushku will destroy your brain. Honest, it’s a proven scientific fact. Plus, I’m a doctor, you can trust me.
25 August 2009
Eliza Dushku in tight black leather pants holding a gun is how FOX is selling the upcoming Season 2 of their sci-fi show Dollhouse. The show stars Eliza as some kind of person who does stuff and, you know, other stuff. Look, it mostly has Eliza Dushku running around the screen looking hot in various hot looking clothes. Basically, it’s the show with the really hot lead. That would be Eliza Dushku, the lady in the pics below. What else you want from your TV show?
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To be honest with ya, I’m not sure why Eliza Dushku isn’t more famous. Sure, every geek knows who she is, but if you’re not of that persuasion, you have no clue. Maybe it’s her last name. Dushku. That sounds like the name of a “Die Hard” sequel bad guy, doesn’t it? Or something your mom warns you not to touch as a kid. “Billy, don’t you dare touch that Dushku! Don’t make me warn you again, mister!” Etc. Of course if they took a look at this Dushku, they’d realize there is nothing to fear, except for that sudden tightness in your pants, I mean. Here’s Eliza Dushku in the latest issue of FHM looking all hot and junk.
10 February 2009
Nothing quite says “Please watch my TV show before it gets canceled and I’ll need to find another job” like a spread in Maxim magazine. Thankfully for those of us who likes hot chicks in Maxim spreads, Eliza Dushku has taken to promoting her new show Dollhouse by appearing in Maxim magazine. Eliza Dushku has always been one of those really hot chicks who you just know is a party girl in real life. And if she isn’t, well, that’s just too disappointing, so I’m going to pretend like she is, even if she turns out not to be, because the truth hurts and sucks, and I like my Eliza Dushku doing the party circuit. Anyhoo, here are some pics of Eliza Dushku in Maxim.
4 February 2009
Here’s what you can take to the bank: if Eliza Dushku’s new show Dollhouse doesn’t make it when it premieres sometime this month, it won’t be because of Eliza Dushku. Why? Because Eliza Dushku is doing these kind of promos for the show. Ones where she’s practically naked. The girl is selling the soap like gangbusters, so if people don’t tune in, it’s not because Eliza Dushku didn’t try hard enough. The girl is working her cute little ass off to get this thing off and running, and we wish her luck. We would also wish she’d invite us to her house for a private party, but being the realistic chaps we are, we’d settle for a private bash in our basement. Here are some smoking hot Eliza Dushku promos for Dollhouse. Tune in when it airs, you bitches!
25 August 2008
Three very nice pics of the girls from Joss Whedon’s new TV show Dollhouse, premiering on FOX later this year. The notable picture for me is Olivia Williams. I remember when she first burst onto the scene in “The Sixth Sense” and “The Postman”, and she was so fresh and hot back then. She’s still quite a dish now, but wow, the years have sure gone by, how? Anyways, here are the girls of Dollhouse — Eliza Dushku, Dichen Lachman, and Olivia Williams — taking part of FOX’s “So Fresh” campaign. What the hell is the campaign about? I haven’t a clue, but I guess it’s their way to re-introduce (or in some cases, introduce) stars from their shows to the masses. I think. Anyways, very nice pics, especially the Dushku one.
2 November 2007
Hurray! Eliza Dushku is coming back to TV! She’ll be starring in a new TV serires by Joss Whedon, the guy that geeks just loooooooooooove, thanks to creations like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly, which got canceled and then re-emerged as the movie Serenity. You might have heard about it? Well, you probably haven’t heard anything about Whedon or his work unless you’re a real geek, since those are the only people that follows everything the guy does. Me, I just follow everything Eliza Dushku does. The show is some futuristic sci-fi where Eliza plays someone who kicks ass looking good. Or something like that. Dollhouse will be coming to FOX sometime in 2008, and here are some reasons to tune in. Yum.
23 July 2007
Damn the 21st century. Since when did nurses stop looking hot? Apparently since the last time I went to the hospital, which would be when I was born. In which case, I probably wouldn’t notice, being just born and all. Wait, where was I? Oh right. Here’s a picture of Eliza Dushku from her new TV series, “Nurses”, formerly known as “Philadelphia General”. Gee, I wonder what it’s about? According to IMDB.com, the show is about “A look at the personal and professional lives of a group of nurses.” From vampire slaying to giving old people sponge baths, as it were. But anyways, shouldn’t Eliza Dushku look hotter as a nurse? I’m so disillusioned.
13 March 2007
Eliza Dushku’s association with Fox didn’t exactly go well. Her show “Tru Calling” came and went and came again and went again, finally canceled for the last time. Which is too bad, because that was a pretty good show, and it’s always great to see someone like Eliza Dushku on TV daily. Well she’s coming back to TV, and back to Fox, for the drama-sitcom pilot “Nurses”. No doubt the choice of sex appeal in a hospital setting is a direct result of the unfathomable success of ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy” (can someone tell me why that show is so popular? It’s the epitome of “crap on TV”). Let’s hope Eliza’s second stab at headlining a TV show goes better than last time.
7 December 2006
Via here, here’s news that everyone’s favorite vampire killer bad girl Eliza Dushku will be taking on the real life serial killer The Alphabet Killer in her next movie. “Based on a true story, the flick tells of the unsolved 1970s Alphabet Murders in Rochester, NY – which claimed the lives on three girls, all having the same first letter in their names as the town their bodies were discovered. Dushku, in a change of pace, will play a badge-carrying law enforcer who’s assigned to the case.” Yeah, but will Dushku get to stake the bastard if she catches him? Because, you know, that would be kinda cool.
12 July 2006
Only in Hollywood would really attractive women show up in their Sunday best (well, most of them, anyway) for the premiere of a movie about people they wouldn’t be caught dead dating. But thank God for Hollywod superficiality and those hard-working PR people, or else we wouldn’t have Kristen “Not from Veronica Mars” Bell, Ali “I Got Yer Lather Right ‘Er” Larter, Rosario “She’s Supposed to be Hot But I Don’t See It” Dawson, and Eliza “Albanian For Life, Beeyatch!” Dushku at the premiere of Kevin Smith’s “Clerks II”, the continuing saga of New Jersey’s “Star Wars”-lovin’, “Lord of the Rings”-hatin’, minimum wage-earnin’ losers. Wait a minute, is this movie about me?
13 June 2006
Now why the hell is Eliza Dushku in Albania? Well, she is half-Albanian. And Danish, so I guess she’ll be going to Danish next. Wait, is that Danish or Dutch? Or is that Holland? Damn my lame world geography knowledge! (I’m kidding, of course. As everyone knows, Danish people are actually trolls and in fact lives under bridges in Scotland.) So here’s the former “True Lies” star in Albania, getting the star treatment and going to war. At least I think she’s going to war judging by the picture of her all dressed up in combat gear. I hope she doesn’t invade me. Then again, maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing…
20 March 2006
A daily dose of Eliza on a weekly basis can basically cure cancer. Or at least a mild sinus problem. Here she is in Arena Magazine, looking tough and sexy at the same time, as usual. Love the picture of her in the black fishnet “dress”. Wow.
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18 March 2006
Here are some pictures of self-described yoga fanatic Eliza Dushku on the beach doing her thing, which includes looking adorable, super hot, and tough at the same time. Man, does she look good while doing so little or what? This woman could wear a bag and still attract men from around the block. Of course we’re glad she’s not, but you know, I’m just saying, she could and we’d still line up. We’re pathetic that way.
18 March 2006
Who knew a plain pink background and a plain white dress could look so good? Apparently I’ve never seen Eliza Dushku standing in front of one and wearing one. She looks great by doing very little. Now that’s natural hotness!
19 February 2006
What in the world has happened to Eliza Dushku? She had such a promising career, and then she just sort of disappeared. Or if she’s done anything I haven’t seen it or heard about it. Eliza, where have you gone? Come back! Here are some reasons why we should see more of her. In a word, the girl is hot. Smoking hot. The kind of hot where you’d tune into a really bad TV show if just to see her. Now that’s hot!
26 November 2005
Eliza Dushku has done everything, from starring alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in “True Lies” to fighting vampires with Buffy, and then solving crimes with help from the dead in her own show “Tru Calling”. But over here, she’s just a babe and a half.

25 September 2009