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British MILF Supreme Elizabeth Hurley

19 June 2008

Let’s face it, if there ever was the model of British MILFdom, you needn’t look any further than former model turned actress turned model turned simply hot British chick Elizabeth Hurley. I have nothing else to add to that sentence, but just to fill out this post, here are some trivial about Elizabeth Hurley that I have blatantly cribbed from IMDB.com: 1) She was “considered” for a role in the James Bond movie “Goldeneye” (my guess is it’s the Izabella Scorupco role, and not the Xenia Onatopp role played by Famke Janssen); 2) Dated cheap ho-humpin’ Hugh Grant for a whopping 13 years before the whole cheap ho-humpin’ incident in L.A. And finally, 3) She’s quoted as saying, “I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.” Hey-yo!

Random British Goodness with Elizabeth Hurley

8 June 2008

A random posting of British lovely Elizabeth Hurley is always a good thing. Hurley turns 43 in two days, and she’ll still look better than most girls 20 years younger than her. Of course, being that her entire career depends on her looking good, and one suspects, she does everything to keep it that way, I guess we might be giving her too much credit for looking like a total babe at 42 (going on 43). Then again, if you ever find yourself thinking that deeply while ogling pictures of Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini, then you have a serious problems on your hands, bro, and a swift run into the wall will fix you right up. What are you waiting for? Run, now!

Elizabeth Hurley in Diva Magazine

26 December 2007

I wouldn’t call Elizabeth Hurley a Diva, but she was recently in Diva Magazine, which is world famous for being dedicated to divas from around the world. Well, probably not, I just made that last part up. But wouldn’t it be cool if I just made it up, but it turned out to be true after all, and I was actually right all along, but I didn’t know it and apologized for it? Man, that would be, like, mind-blowing or something! Anyhoo. Elizabeth Hurley looking her damn finest in Diva magazine. What a dish Liz is.

Elizabeth Hurley Cares About Breast Research

5 October 2007

British model/actress Elizabeth Hurley cares about breast research, and we’re proud of her, because we care about Elizabeth Hurley’s breasts…research, too. Here’s Elizabeth doing a Breast Cancer Research Foundation gig. But forget that for a moment. Let me talk about breasts for a second here. I love breasts. There are two things in this world that I love more than breasts, and that’s the right and the left breast. Seriously, when God created women and slapped those two hills on them, he knew what he was doing. If you give man a choice between breasts and a nice car, they’d go with the breasts. Or at least I would. But then again, I’ve never touched a live breast before, and you know, the anticipation is killing me. (I could just steal a car…)

Elizabeth Hurley Wears a Sari in India

15 March 2007

It’s not enough that Elizabeth Hurley has to go and break my heart by marrying some old guy from India, but she has to go to India and slip on a sari and look damn fine doing it, too. I mean, come on, how much heartache can a guy take? Which leads me to this thought: I wonder if Hugh Grant showed up for the Indian wedding, and did they spontaneously break out into song and dance like they do in those Bollywood movies? Just wondering.

Elizabeth Hurley Gets Married in a Castle

4 March 2007

Famous rich women makes marrying a normal women hard. For instance, when Elizabeth Hurley got hitched for the second time, this time to some Indian business guy, she did it inside a 15th-century castle. I mean, come on — a 15th-century castle???? Uh. Now if I ever get hit in the head and ask my girlfriend to marry me, she’s gonna want to do it in some place similar. Okay, maybe not exactly similar. I mean, I’m not famous, she’s not famous, and neither one of us are from the UK or India. But I digress. Elizabeth Hurley got married in a castle to a rich Indian businessman. She better learn how to cook curry! (I’m just kidding, of course. Nobody marries Elizabeth friggin Hurley for the cooking.)

Elizabeth Hurley: 41 and Still Too Hot for Us

8 February 2007

Elizabeth Hurley has already surpassed the 40-year old mark (she’s pushing 42!), and we’ll be damn if she’s still waaaaaay too sexy to go out with the likes of us. Mind you, not that we (as in, I) are fugly, but compared to her? We mind as well be Martin Lawrence and that fat girl from the upcoming “Norbit” movie put together. Forty-one years young, Elizabeth Hurley is still in a class all by herself, and we still can’t comprehend why Hugh Grant had to go to a skanky hooker in Central L.A. when he had this waiting at home. Then again, we still can’t understand why we keep typing “we” when it’s obvious “we” is actually only “I”, and the act of typing “we” constantly must surely be a sign of mental health issues. But I digress.

Elizabeth Hurley in Esquire Magazine 2006

20 January 2006

Uber British babe Elizabeth Hurley in Esquire’s February 2006 issue. Now why did Hugh Grant ditch this woman for a Los Angeles street hooker again? Man must be nuts. Friggin nuts.

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Elizabeth Hurley in Marie Claire Magazine

8 January 2006

British beauty Elizabeth Hurley gets physical on Marie Claire Magazine, showing everyone once again why Hugh Grant is a major douche bag for cheating on her with a cheap five dollar hooker.