The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Crazy Ass Video of the Day: Give’em Hell Malone

Check out this video for a new movie called “Give’em Hell Malone”, starring that Thomas Jane guy from “Punisher” and “The Mist”. It also stars Elsa Pataky, who is bloody hot. In the flick, Jane is a private investigator with a big ass revolver who goes around killing people. Okay I don’t think that’s what he actually does in the movie, but it sure looks like he does a lot of killing in this one. The nearly three minute trailer below is bloody as hell and if this movie looks like a bloody good time. Could have used more Elsa Pataky scenes from the movie, though, but hey, I ain’t hatin’.

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A Little Bit of Elsa Pataky

Some Elsa Pataky never hurt no one, and they certainly brighten up a boring and dull Tuesday. Since we’re going to post pictures of her, here are some attempts at lamely justifying it, by offering you some of her bio from Wikipedia: “Elsa Pataky was born in Madrid, Spain, and is fluent in Spanish, French, English and Romanian. Pataky attended the Universidad de San Pablo and studied journalism. During this time, Pataky also enrolled in acting classes. She was also a member of the Madrid theatre company, Teatro Cámara de Ángel Guitiérrez. Eventually, she left school when she was cast in the television series Al Salir de Clase.” Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Snakes on a Plane Crashlands, Elsa Pataky Still Babelicious

Okay, so maybe “Snakes on a Plane” didn’t set the box office ablaze over the weekend, big whoops; it’ll still do gangbusters on DVD because guys like me will be buying it just to listen to Samuel L. Jackson’s audio commentary (and Sam, you better do a commentary, biotch!) so there, take that, experts! But in any case, Elsa Pataky, one of the stars of the movie, probably won’t get snake bit (har har, I’m so clever) by the film’s box office failure, if only by the power of sheer hotness. What’s up next for Elsa? “Snakes in my Trousers”!

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Hollywood Babes Love Snakes on a Plane

The greatest movie nobody has ever seen, “Snakes on a Plane”, opens today, and the Hollywood babes are out in force to attend the premiere. Battling with snakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and a horde of Internet fanboys for a seat were: Annabella Sciorra, Carla Gugino, Elsa Pataky, Sunny Mabrey, Rachel Blanchard, Julianna Margulies, and of course, though he’s no babe, he’s definitely a motherphuckin’ badass, Samuel L. Jackson. (Curiously, there weren’t any live snakes at the premiere; but then again, I’m sure they ushered all the agents in first because, frankly, agents, like snakes, scare children.)

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Elsa Pataky Bikini Pictures (Plus Adrien Brody)

She’s fought snakes alongside Samuel “Motherf’in Man” Jackson in “Snakes on a Plane”, and now Spanish hottie Elsa Pataky is about to tackle her most dangerous foe — telephoto lens armed paparazzi! Here’s Elsa getting snapped while at the beach and poolside in a bikini and frolicking about with (one presumes) boyfriend Adrien “I can’t tell a lie lest my nose get even bigger” Brody. Check out the look of total shock on Elsa’s face when she spots the paparazzi snapping pictures of her. Priceless!

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Elsa Pataky in Maxim Magazine

Soon to be seen battling motherf’in snakes in her Hollywood debut alongside motherf’n Sam Jackson, Elsa Pataky first went through the men’s magazines. First FHM, and now Maxim Magazine. The whole snake motif is appropriate considering her upcoming movie, but that still doesn’t mean it doesn’t give me the willies. I hate snakes. More than Indiana Jones hates snakes. And more than spiders. And I friggin hate spiders. Brrrr. Hot girl, though.

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Elsa Pataky in FHM Magazine

Check out Spanish beauty Elsa Pataky when she shows up in the role of “Passenger” in the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson schlockfest “Snakes on a Plane”, but for now you can check out the lovely senority in this 2004 issue of Spanish FHM Magazine. Hey, you gotta start somewhere, right? Today it’s a nameless role in a bad movie about snakes on a plane, and tomorrow it’s a nameless role in a movie starring Julia Roberts and her giant fat mouth.

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