Emily Procter: The Only Reason to Watch “CSI: Miami”
I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve watched “CSI: Miami”, and each time it was while channel surfing and stumbling across a scene with Southern blonde beauty Emily Procter. That soft, sexy Southern drawl, that nice, tight body… Look, folks, nobody watches that damn show for the guy from “NYPD Blue” or the scenery, unless you count Emily Procter as part of the scenery, which I do, being the primitive ape I am. Wanna make something of it? Anywhatssa, here’s Emily, looking a tad, er, more “plus” than I’m used to seeing her, but still pretty hot.
Emily Procter Can Investigate Me Anytime
“CSI: Miami’s” Emily Procter is basically the only reason I ever watch that show. Okay, so I sort of watch it only when I stumble across it while channel surfing, but Emily Procter is definitely the only reason I don’t continue surfing right on by. That Southern accent of hers… Man, that’s just sexy. Of course, only when spoken by a woman. There’s nothing sexy about a Southern accent on a dude. I mean, come on, that’s just wrong.