British glamour model Emma B. is also known as Emma Blocksage, but since “Blocksage” sounds like something that happens to your bowels after a long, hard night of drinking, she opted to go with just Emma B. as her professional name. And really, can you blame her? Plus, Emma B. just sounds hotter. Of course it helps that the woman is already smoking hot. When you have a hot sounding name, and you really are hot, it’s like winning the lottery. Or at least a very cool business card. Here’s Emma B. selling a motorcycle. I think. Either that, or she likes riding in her undies. Hey, I can dig it.

Emma B. unloads on Loaded Magazine with some nice pics. I don’t really know who Emma B. is. I’m assuming she’s someone famous or else they wouldn’t have put her in a magazine half naked. Or maybe she’s my next door neighbor. But I digress. She’s hawt so that’s all that counts.