For a balding guy in his ’60s (he’s in his ’60s, right?), Bruce Willis sure knows how to live up life. Hell, I’ll be lucky if I accomplish 5% of the things in my entire lifetime that this guy gets done in one morning. Such as marrying a gorgeous Victoria’s Secret supermodel, which Willis has just done when he hooked up with Emma Heming over the weekend. Lucky bastard. Take a look at some Emma Heming pics below, and then join me in wishing ill on Bruce Willis, will you? Okay, we like the guy, and we don’t want anything to happen to him, but holy shit … Emma Heming is HOT.
3 February 2006
More Emma Heming goodness because you can never have too much of a good thing, and if you say otherwise, you’re an idiot. Don’t be an idiot. You’re not an idiot, are you? Okay, glad we got that worked out. Now stop being such an idiot and start gawking. Hot woman alert!
26 November 2005
This is a gorgeous model name Emma Heming. Great body, beautiful abs, and a perfect figure. Where have you been all my life, Emma?


25 March 2009