Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Ball Tosser
Celebrities tossing first pitches at baseball games are a dime a dozen, and most of them aren’t worth talking about. How did you like that retarded shit Mariah Carey pulled at the mound a few weeks back? Talk about assbackwards moronic. Emmanuelle Chriqui recently tossed out the first pitch at a Dodgers-Cubbies game in Los Angeles, and let me just say, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. She looks mighty fine doing it; but post-Mariah Carey, anyone who doesn’t look like a total retard standing out there on the mound is a-okay in my book. Check out Emmanuelle Chriqui tossing a ball around. That’s right, Emmanuelle, clutch that ball tightly…
Last Call with Carson Daly Doesn’t Deserve This …
Let’s face it, if you watch Last Call with Carson Daly, you are a loser. A big, fat, pathetic loser. Or maybe you just have tastes. I dunno, I never actually watch the guy, so I can’t really say (despite what I’ve already said, I mean, ahem). Anyhoo. Earlier this month Emmanuelle Chriqui was on the show, I’m guessing to hawk her movie “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”, and she came out in an outfit that simply put made grown men weak in the news. The dress, the white heeled boots. I’ve already said that Emmanuelle Chriqui was just too girl next door cute to be really hot, but I’m starting to think that’s bullshit.
Emmanuelle Chriqui in GQ
My appreciation for actress Emmanuelle Chriqui’s combination of uber cuteness and next-door hotness is legendary. (And of course by “legendary” I mean it’s bordering on becoming a problem; no, seriously, someone get me some help.) Emmanuelle’s latest attempt to turn me into nothing more than a pool of dripping saliva is an appearance in GQ magazine, where she goes topless, with a shirt covering the good bits. Wait, does that qualifies as topless? Well, sort of, I guess, although since she has something on, it’s not technically topless, but she isn’t covering up her chest with a bra or some such, so maybe it does qualify — eh, nevermind. Emanuelle Chriqui, including some bikini pictures, of course.
Emmanuelle Chriqui in Don’t Mess with the Zohan Promos
I gotta admit, the more I see of Adam Sandler’s new comedy “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”, the more I’m liking it. It actually looks, you know, funny. But I do have one quibble with the film’s trailers: not enough Emmanuelle Chriqui. In fact, I don’t recall ever having seen Emmanuelle Chriqui in any of the trailers. I could be wrong, of course, but you know, probably not. So to make up for that great mistake by the film’s producers (or whoever cut those trailers), here are a couple of promos from “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan” featuring the incredibly cute as a button Emmanuelle Chriqui. And oh yeah, that Sandler guy, too.
Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini Pictures
Emmanuelle Chriqui by her lonesome is cute enough, but put her in a two-piece bikini and snap some pictures and mama mia! I think I need a change of shorts! Okay, maybe that last bit was a little much, but you know what I mean. You can currently catch Emmanuelle on the Showtime show “Entourage”, and she has the movies “After Sex” and “Patriotville” coming up in 2007. I also hear that “Entourage” is very good and that I should watch it, because not doing so means I am not American and thus should not be allowed to procreate. Or somesuch. Maybe I’m thinking about voting Democrat. Oh well, whatever. Here’s Emmanuelle Chriqui in bikini pictures.
Emmanuelle Chriqui Cuteness Overload #2
Canadian actress Emmanuelle Chriqui is so gosh darn cute that if you don’t agree with me, you deserve a punch in the face. How dare you not agree with me? Just look at her, she’s cuter than two puppies sleeping on the floor curled up against each other. Now that’s cute. But it’s not as cute as Emmanuelle Chriqui, which is saying something because, well, Emmanuelle Chriqui is super cute.
Hollywood Babes Love Fighting Cancer
There’s nothing like a good ol fashion cancer event to bring out the Hollywood babes. I.e. the “Design A Cure” Breast Cancer Awareness Event held yesterday at Brentwood, California. Among the throngs of babelicious cancer fighters were Stacy “Too Tall for You” Keibler, the always cute (but apparently shockingly midgety) Emmanuelle Chriqui, Samantha “Too Hot for Fake Journalism” Harris, Elisabeth “I Used to be on Law and Order, Remember?” Rohm, Mandy “I’m Ready for my Skanky Movie Roles Now, Please” Moore, Sarah “I Have No Idea Who I am, Either” Chalke, Linda “No Scooby Doo Dogs Here, bub” Cardellini, and of course, Samaire “I Was Once in a Werewolf Horror Flick with that Guy from the ‘Friday the 13th’ Movies” Armstrong. And once again, someone misplaced my invitation. Damn you, mailman!
Your Daily Dose of Emmanuelle Chriqui Cuteness
Yet another completley pointless post featuring Canadian actress Chriqui Cuteness, where nothing is achieved save more capitulation towards our newfound obsession with all things Emmanuelle Chriqui and her overt and undeniable cuteness. What I’m trying to say is, Emmanuelle Chriqu is really, really cute, and we can’t help ourselves, we have to post pictures of her whenever we get the chance. So sue us.
Hollywood Babes Love “The Departed”
There’s nothing like a good ol fashion movie premiere starring the biggest names in Hollywod and directed by one of the biggest names to ever direct movies to get the Hollywood babes all afluttered and flocking to the red carpet. Then again, they might have just heard that Leo was going to be there, and wanted to get a piece of the Leo train. (That bastard, God I hate him and his easy supermodel-layin’ ways.) Attending were Ana Beatriz Barros (see that snarky comment about Leo and supermodels), the always cute as a button Emmanuelle Chriqui, and Mira Sorvino, whose career, in a bit of a coincidence, everyone thought had “departed”.
Hollywood Babes Love Cliche Movies About Dancing
In ‘Step Up”, a boy from the wrong side of the tracks (re: he ain’t white) and the girl from the right side (re: she is) meet and fall in love, and it’s up to the power of ballet (or insert your trendy dance style of the moment here) to right the wrongs of society and bring peace to the Middle East. Or something along that line. Hot Hollywood babes showing up for the Los Angeles premiere of yet another cliched teen movie that you can predict from the word “Go” includes Nikki Griffin, Jenna Dewan, Ciara, and of course, the unfathomably cute Emmanuelle Chriqui.
Emmanuelle Chriqui Cuteness Overload
Seriously, how much cuter can Emmanuelle Chriqui get? At this point she’s around a 11 on the Cuteness Scale, which as you all know, can only go up to 10. Once you’ve passed the 10 mark, you’re treading very dangerous ground. We’re talking end of the World stuff here, folks. End of Days and all that. But I digress. Cripes, how much cuter can Emmanuelle Chriqui get? The sky is the limit. God help us all.
Hollywood Babes Celebrate Their “Miami Vice(s)”
Face it, Hollywood chicks dig the Vice. Miami Vice, that is. And although most of them were probably not even alive when the show was originally on TV, they’ve come out of the Hollywood Hills for the premiere of Michael Mann’s remake of his own television show, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, who, according to the previews, is no one’s second banana in the flick. Present and accounted for, vices in hand, were Garcelle “She Gives me NYPD Blue Balls” Beauvais-Nilon, Emmanuelle “Sweet Chick” Chriqui, Kelly “OKay, okay, Stop with the Hu’s That girl Jokes Already” Hu, Gong “The Bell Gongs For Me, Beeyatch!” Li, Angie “Someone Give Me a Job” Harmon, and of course, Michelle “Tough Girls don’t Shave” Rodriguez.
Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini Pictures in Complex Magazine
Canadian cute-as-abutton Emmanuelle Chriqui is going for sexy here, but she doesn’t quite make it. It’s nothing against her, but Emmanuelle just isn’t the “sexy” kind. She’s more of the uber cute kind, and that’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Who wants to get all “drrty” and slut it up like, say, Christina Aguilera? Stay cute, Emmanuelle! Anyways, here she wearing various shades of bikinis in Complex Magazine.