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Dragon Blue Balls Alert: Emmy Rossum in Details

19 March 2009

Holy sexy anime! Check out Emmy Rossum in the latest issue of Details magazine, showing off her wares for the general public. I’m not sure if Emmy Rossum has ever looked this hot in a photoshoot, and truth be told, I don’t care. That’s how hot these pictures of Emmy Rossum in Details are. Check her out in her new movie “Dragonball” when it opens next month. I hear it’s got a lot of Emmy, which means a lot of chances to gawk at the big screen and drool like the anime perv you are. Just make sure to save your bathroom runs for when the spikey hair kid shows up and shoots balls out of his hands.

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More Emmy Rossum in Dragonball

25 February 2009

You know, I wish I was into this Dragonball thing that all the kids are into, then that way I might be more excited about seeing “Dragonball” on the big screen. But I’m not, mostly because I’m not a virgin and I kinda have a girlfriend, although she keeps playing games with restraining orders and what have you. She’ll come around. Anyhoo, I wish I was into Dragonball, then maybe I’d be more into these pictures of Emmy Rossum as Bulma from the movie. What kind of name is Bulma? Sounds like an old fat chick with 10 cats, not a hot young thing like Emmy Rossum. She’s quite the hot young thing, you know.

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Emmy Rossum Wants to Sell You Some Balls. Dragonballs.

18 February 2009

Emmy Rossum’s new movie “Dragonball: Evolution” is about a bunch of guys with weird hair and some green alien who are looking for glowing balls to throw at each other and it explodes or something. Look, I gave up following these crazy Japanese anime a long time ago. Anyways, the live-action movie stars Emmy Rossum as a really hot chick who carries a gun and kicks ass. That’s enough for me! Here’s Emmy Rossum in South Korea selling the movie to the Asian folk. Needless to say, glowing balls or not, Emmy Rossum was clearly the star of the evening. I mean, look at her. The woman is just gorgeous.

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Emmy Rossum Destined to Give Boys Dragon Balls

4 September 2008

If you close your eyes and listen closely, you can hear the Dragonball geeks out there screaming because they think the upcoming “Dragonball” movie is going to blow chunks harder than Rosie O’Donnell after a buffet gone terribly, terribly wrong. But hey, we aren’t Dragonball fans, so any movie that puts Emmy Rossum in a skin-tight uniform and allows her to show off her nice curves, we’re for one hundred percent. I call it our, “hot chick in hot outfit” rule, which basically has only one criteria: hot chick in hot outfit. Seriously, are you even paying attention here? Anyways, here are a couple of promos of Emmy Rossum from “Dragonball” the movie. Dragonball? More like blue … balls. Get it? Blue? Balls? Dragonball? Oh man, I’m a goddamn genius.

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Emmy Rossum is Pretty in Pinkitude

17 August 2008

If you had to put a measurement on loveliness (you know, in case someone put a gun to your head and demand that you do so; hey, don’t say it can’t happen to you), I don’t know if you would need to keep measuring once you got to Emmy Rossum. She sure is one lovely young lady. An actress and singer and the object of my more sanitized wet fantasies, Emmy Rossum needs to do more movies and leave the singing career being. When you look this good, you can’t be putting the loveliness to waste in some recording studio somewhere. Personally, if she still wants to sing, my basement makes for a lovely recording studio. It’s soundproof, you know.

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More Emmy Rossum for 2008

7 April 2008

Ah, the dichotomy that is Emmy Rossum. Cute in a girl-next-door sort of way, and at the same time, pretty gosh darn sexy. You can next see her in the upcoming fantasy movie “Dragonball”, to be released in 2009. It’s also her first movie in what seems like ages. After 2006’s “Poseidon” and 2005’s “The Phantom of the Opera”, I think everyone was expecting to see more of Emmy Rossum on the big screen, but she disappeared for a while to concentrate on music. She’s back, though, with no less than four (four!) movies in 2008. Please to enjoy some Emmy.

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Good God How Cute is Emmy Rossum?

18 January 2008

Holy geez, just how cute is Emmy Rossum? She’s so bloody cute that I would run through a wall to prove how cute she is. Emmy Rossum is so cute that I would maybe rob a liquor store if she asked me to. And hell, I might even use a fast food joint’s bathroom if she insisted, and the two guys who read this site on a regular basis knows how much I hate using bathrooms at fast food joints. I mean, come on, have you seen these places? They’re disgusting! But anyways, that’s how cute I think Emmy Rossum is. Here she is somewhere being super cute.

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Saturday Treat: Emmy Rossum

1 December 2007

In case you didn’t know, Emmy Rossum is purty. She’s not just that, but she’s also cute as a button. Now that’s a pretty darn hard combination to work out. Most women are pretty, but not overly cute; and cute women are cute, but will never be mistaken for pretty. Emmy Rossum, on the other hand, is that rare breed who is both cute and pretty, which means she might be living right next door to you (the cute part), and still go to work in Hollywood starring in movies (the pretty part). Basically, yeah, we have something of a crush on Emmy Rossum, and here are two reasons why…

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Emmy Rossum Makes Beautiful Music

29 August 2007

Talk about women looking incredible in red dresses, here’s the always lovely Emmy Rossum on the set of her music video. Yes, you read that right. On the set of HER music video. And don’t think our girl can’t sing, either, you bums. She’s proven that she has pipes to reckon with in “The Phantom of the Opera”, after which she got a bunch of record offers. Now she’s ready to come out with her debut album. Emmy says about her music: “It’s pop music, but not Britney Spears bubblegum pop. I want it to have a David Gray or Annie Lennox feel. I’ve been spending up to 12 hours a day in the studio.” Ooooh, hard worker. Hot, hot hard worker.

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Fresh Emmy Rossum

8 September 2006

The lovely young woman named Emmy Rossum is possibly the only reason the box office disaster “Poseidon” (Hey, guys, let’s remake a crappy movie about people trapped on a boat! Hell yeah!) didn’t suck as much as it should. Then again, it sucked pretty hard, so that’s not saying a whole lot. In any case, here’s the oh-so-adorably cute Emmy Rossum at the Viva Glam shindig (whatever the hell that is). Ain’t she fresh and lovely? Emmy and Emmanuelle Chriqui should have a “cute off”. I’d pay a buck to see that. Okay, maybe even two…

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Emmy Rossum at the L.A. Premiere of “Poseidon”

11 May 2006

Ex-”Phantom of the Opera” star Emmy Rossum at the red (or is that blue?) carpet L.A. premiere of Wolfgang Petersen’s “Poseidon”, remake of the classic ’70s disaster movie. Emmy looks incredible as always, even next to her “Poseidon” costar (and disturbingly handsome) Josh Lucas. But I especially like the photo of Emmy with Mia. Very nice.

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More Emmy Rossum

7 April 2006

More from natural beauty Emmy Rossum, aka That Chick from that Movie About Opera With that Disfigured Dude Who Wears a Mask. You gott admit, she cuts a mighty fine figure, doesn’t she? I especially like the ones with her in the gold evening dress. My my, is she ever gorgeous. Why, if I was a disfigured dude, I might even fall in love with her. Okay, I’d fall in love with her even if I wasn’t disfigured. Which I’m not, just so you know.

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Emmy Rossum in Marie Claire May 2006

6 April 2006

No wonder the Phantom was so enamored with actress Emmy Rossum. Check out Emmy from “The Phantom of the Opera” looking all slinky and babelicious in the May 2006 issue of Marie Claire. You can catch her later in the remake of “Poseidon” by Wolfgang Petersen, who also did “Troy” a few years back.

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