Let’s face it, America rocks. If you don’t agree, then you’re probably not one of us (you poor bastard), or you are one and if you still disagree, then you’re a self-hating douche bag. Either way, go fuck yourself. And now, our daily dose of celebrities looking smoking hot in American flag themed bikini ensembles. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s probably not such a good idea to turn our precious American flag into a frakkin’ bikini, or any other article of clothing for that matter, but just for THIS ONE TIME, we’re going to look the other way. Please to enjoy. (And try not to blow off your fingers throwing dynamites at your bratty nephews, ya bums. Happy Fourth of July!)
30 January 2008
I have to admit, I’ve been meaning to catch up with the CW’s superhero show Smallville ever since they introduced a certain blonde girl from Krypton as a new character, but, um, I never did. I’m sorry, but I have this strange obsession with AVOIDING things that are shown on the CW channel. I still hate the hell out of that name. But I really should tune into Smallville more often, especially if star Erica Durance (aka Erica Parker) is looking this good on the show as she does in this issue of Tecin-Rebel Magazine. Now I don’t know what Tecin-Rebel Magazine is, but when they can convince Erica Durance to take off her shirt and cover her ta-tas with her arms, they’re A-okay in my book.
24 September 2007
Erica Durance and the babes of Smallville are coming back for yet another season (and I think the boys are coming back too, but nevermind them), but this time Erica Durance has a major hottie to contend with in new co-star Laura Vandervoort, who will be playing Supergirl. It’s hard enough competing against farm girls and gossip reporters, but now poor Lois Lane has to battle aliens with superpowers from another planet? It’s almost not fair! Here’s Erica Durance taking it semi-off for the October issue of Maxim Magazine. She looks good, no doubt, but I think it could be better. Still, Erica Durance half-dressed is mighty fine, so enjoy.
25 October 2006
With a little hard work, a lot of luck, and five days a week at the gym, you too can be just as hot as Smallville’s Erica Durance. Okay, maybe not, but if you do the exercises she’s demonstrating here in Self Magazine, you’ll be, um, fit. Kinda. I guess. Look, not everyone can be Erica Durance, otherwise, well, Erica Durance wouldn’t be Erica Durance, if you know what I mean. But anyways, is there anything more special than watching a really attractive woman work out? I think not.
22 September 2006
Continuing our ever growing — but completely justified — obsession with Canadian actress turned TV’s Lois lane on the newly Christianed CW’s “Smallville” program (I here it’s very popular with the kids, and by “kids” I of course mean everyone under the age of 15 and fanboys that still live in their parent’s basement), here’s a post featuring Erica Durance as Lois Lane in some “Smallville” Season 6 promos. Whew! Maybe I should go back and insert some periods into that first sentence…
19 September 2006
I’ve never hid the fact that I think the new CW network is kind of stupid. Not the whole network thing, but that name. But you know what? The CW was smart enough to hold onto shows like “Smallville”, which means Erica Durance gets to keep working. Which means we get to see Erica Durance as Lois Lane do more stuff like go undercover in a strip club. You’ll never catch Margot Kidder doing that, or Kate Bosworth in her recent bony stage. (Thank God for small miracles.) Erica Durance most definitely makes the CW less stupid. Here she is at the network’s launch party.
18 July 2006
A glamorous looking Erica Durance, in a long black dress, at the CW Network Summer TCA party. And no, I don’t know what “Summer TCS Parties” are, and I don’t want to know. And yes, even after living with the name “The CW” for about a year now, I still think it’s retarded. Anyways, here’s Geekdom’s current wet obsession Erica Durance of “Smallville” fame at the mysterious party. (I bet they’re roasting goats inside…)
1 June 2006
No, seriously. I’ve been seriously ignoring this show for way too long. It sounds like a winner. Superman, back when he was a teen (played by a 30-year old guy)? Man, you can’t go wrong with that. Plus, I think there’s a girl on that show named Erica Durance who likes to wear a bikini and get wet, or sumthin’. But of course I won’t be watching for that. It’s for the, er, superman and junk. No, really. Honest to God. Pinky swear!
18 May 2006
The CW is a really dumb name for a new network, but you can’t go wrong with loading your schedule with hot chicks. Damn these guys are smart! Some of the babes at the CW’s Upfront part includes “Veronica Mars” herself, Kristen Bell, “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush, “Seventh Heaven”-ly body Beverly Mitchell, one-half of “The Gilmore Girls” Alexis Bledel, “Smallville’s” resident hotties Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, Allison Mack, and of course, America’s top model herself Tyra Banks, huge forehead and all.
2 April 2006
“Smallville’s” Lois Lane, who I think doesn’t have anything going on with Superman, in the May 2006 issue of FHM magazine showing the goods that will make Superman eventually fall heads over cleavage — er, I mean, heels in love with her. And oh yeah, Erica Durance plays Lois Lane.
22 January 2006
Erica Durance does some promo pictures for her role as Lois Lane in the WB’s “Smallville”. I will admit that I don’t watch “Smallville”, mostly because I like my shows bigger. Get it? Bigger? Smallville? Oh ho, I’m so brilliant. Eergh, whatever.
26 November 2005
This is actress Erica Durance, who stars as Lois Lane on the TV show “Smallville”. These are promo shots of her doing a strip dance on the show, during an, um, episode where she’s apparently required to strip. (Must be tough being a fake journalist on a TV show about a guy who can fly…) I know she’s supposed to play a teenager on the show — but damn, those aren’t teenage abs, baby! Not that I’m complaining, mind you…
4 July 2008