It’s official: diehard Spurs fan Eva Longoria is the hottest of them all. At least for 2006, and at least according to Maxim Magazine. Longoria tops the list for 2006 after doing it once in 2005, a major move for the hot brunette after coming in at #91 in 2004. So who did she beat out? Everybody’s girl Jessica Alba, teen tart Lindsay Lohan, the “she’s so out there I don’t even wanna try” Angelina Jolie, the Goddess herself Stacy Keibler, the upcoming Goddess Scarlett Johansson, the “too goofy even for me” Cameron Diaz, “don’t call me Lois Lane” Kate Bosworth, British lass Keira Knightley and “these abs are made for flaunting” Christina Milian.
8 May 2006
How many outfits can one woman wear in the same night? Apparently a hell of a lot if you’re a TV star like Eva Longoria, who must have spent as much time changing in and out of her many wardrobes at the 2006 NCLR ALMA Awards (held this Sunday) as some people do in a lifetime. Personally, I have two shirts and two pants, which says more about my sad, sad miserable life than it does about Eva’s. Here’s the ever-changing Eva and her many dresses on Sunday.
8 May 2006
Looks like Hollywood was out and about for the 2006 ALMA Awards this Sunday. Some of the babes present was a dangerously orange Jessica Simpson, a smoking hot Jessica Alba in a black number, Latina songstress Paulina Rubio, big ass mother trucker Jennifer Lopez, desperate housewife Eva Longoria taking time off from watching her boyfriend cut a swath through the NBA Playoffs, not-really-any-talent chick Carmen Electra, and of course the always gorgeous and illuminating Roselyn Sanchez. And oh yeah, the ALMA Awards celebrates Latinos in the entertainment biz and such.
22 March 2006
You can never have too much Eva Longoria, right? Well, we’re getting there, but we’re not there just yet. Here’s the “Desperate Housewives” star in Allure Magazine. It’s in black and white, cause that’s fancy or some such. Whatever.
3 March 2006
TV cameras love girls like Eva Longoria. If you ever watch the Spurs on TV, and Longoria is there to cheer on boyfriend Tony Parker, then chances are you’ll be seeing Longoria on TV. A lot. I don’t know what it is, but the guys shooting the game loves to shoot the girlfriends of one of the players. Here’s Eva in British GQ looking, as usual, hot.
21 February 2006
I was watching the NBA All-Stars game over the weekend and saw Eva Longoria. Man is she hot or what? Here is the “Desperate Housewives” star in Elle UK Magazine looking yummy and not at all desperate.
31 January 2006
AskMen.com recently did their annual Top 99 women of the year, and screen siren Jessica Alba topped the list this year. Coming in second was British hottie Sienna Miller, followed by Angelina Jolie at #3.
The rest of the Top 10 Babes of 2006 shook out like this:
Continue reading...14 January 2006
Eva Longoria in German’s P Magazine doing some, er, desperate house cleaning.
8 January 2006
Eva Longoria of “Desperate Wives” fame shows us how she looks in white undies. The answer? Vavavoom! Tony Parker is one lucky bastard.
26 November 2005
Eva Longoria is the hottest and youngest castmember on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives”, and this is why she’s probably the most photographed of the bunch:

15 May 2006