09-11-2007 | Evangeline Lilly
So rumor on this thing we call the Interweb is that Lost star Evangeline Lilly is now single and ready to mingle. And of course by “rumor” I mean I read it somewhere or saw it on TV somewhere and is so senile that I can’t remember. But I digress. So Evangeline Lily is PROBABLY single again, and one would suspect, ready to mingle. As you’ll recall, she was dating, and was even engaged at one point to that hobbit Dominic something or rather. Does it matter what his name was? I think not. In any case, so Evangeline Lilly is single again, and my phone still isn’t ringing. Evangeline, come on, baby, what’s the hold up? You know you want a piece of this. Get on the phone already! I’m waiting…
To no one’s surprised, ABC announced today that they’ve renewed their former juggernaut of a show (but still commercially successful) “Lost” for a fourth season. Like they were going to yank it, I mean come on. Even though “Lost” has been trumped in the ratings and in the hearts and minds of geeks everywhere by something called “Heroes” (you might have heard about it?), it’s still got a lot of freaky fans that cling to its every undecipherable and illogical plotlines. But me, I’m just glad Yunjin Kim and Evangeline Lilly gets to be on TV every week for one more year. Especially Yunjin Kim. Have you seen her Stuff shoot? I wanna get lost with that!
In case you haven’t heard, “Lost” is gearing up for the second half of its third season very soon, which means we get some extra promotional images of the show’s reigning babes. I recognize three of the faces — Evangeline Lilly, Yunjin Kim, and Emilie de Ravin — but I have no idea who the other three are. I sure wouldn’t mind getting lost on an island with these women, though, especially Lilly and Kim. Roooarrrrr, ladies.
Seriously, I know “Lost” star Evangeline Lilly is very sexy and (supposedly) very in love with fellow lostie and (still?) fiance Dominic Monaghan, but this is a little ridiculous. Surely, they know the paparazzi is always on them. I mean, if you’re a paparazzi in Hawaii, who else is there for you to photograph except the “Lost” crew? What I’m more curious about is who is the third wheel dude and why’s he just standing there looking on as Lilly and Monaghan play kissy face? Dude, it’s not polite to stare. That’s our job.
Yes, folks, it’s that time of the year again, when TV’s beautiful people crowd the red carpet and act like movie stars, even though, you know, they’re not. I mean, they do work in TV, primarily. But I digress. Among the hotties attending the 58th Annual Primetime Emmys (aka the Friggin Emmys that No One Watches) were Jennifer Love Hewitt and her marvelous breasts, former American Idol chick Kimberly Caldwell, found again Evangeline Lilly, midget lover Heather Locklear, “reporters” Maria Menounos, Vanessa Minnillo, and Nancy O’Dell; and finally, my favorite house call Doctor, Jennifer Morrison. Now where did the Emmys misplace my invitation? I tell ya, those guys need to get their act together…
No, seriously. Look. Does this girl know how to work the camera or what? Very, very sexy single shot of everyone’s favorite castaway babe.
“Lost’s” Evangeline Lilly loves geeks. Or anyways, geeks that pays money to see her. Here’s the lostaway hottie attending the 2006 Grand Slam XIV Sci-Fi Summit, which I think is some kind of convention or rather. I bet these geeks have never seen a woman with legs like these.
If you’re like me, you’ve been trying desperately to get rid of that taste in your mouth after seeing Evangeline Lilly walk around in that 
Evangeline Lilly got caught running to her car to and from a beach in a bikini. Although I have to say, I’m not a big fan of that weird bikini bottom, but I am a big fan of Evangeline Lilly, so there you have it. Still, that’s one fugly bikini…
“Lost’s” smoking Evangeline Lilly takes time out from being stranded on the ABC island to shill for a carpet company. The first picture is killer, the second one is good, and the third is okay. But the first pic — wow. Can Evangeline Lilly fill out a dress or what?
The buzz around the gossip watercooler is that Evangeline Lilly is pregnant with recent fiance Dominic Monaghan’s lovechild. Which would explain why the two quickly got engaged in secret. In Hollywood, lovechild = marriage. Divorce comes a year later.
Hearing President Bush’s call to help your country, Evangeline Lilly is doing her part for the American economy — specifically wearing this slinky black number to somewhere (looks like a party, no?) that sent husbands running to high-end shops everywhere to get an exact duplicate for their wives. God bless Evangeline. America thanks you.
Everyone’s favorite castaway and front runner for the upcoming “Wonder Woman” movie Evangeline Lilly does Esquire Magazine. Lilly looks beautiful as always, but I’m always curious why photographs would put them in such strange, unnatural looking poses. If I didn’t know better, I swould swear all the photographers for these fashion magazines were gay, and they have no idea how to shoot a beautiful woman looking, well, beautiful.
Choice sexy shots of gorgeous “Lost” star Evangeline Lilly.
Evangeline Lilly is the sexiest castaway on TV. She makes the insanity of “Lost” actually worthwhile, or so I’ve heard. Here’s a spread she did for the UK’s Arena Magazine.