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Faith Hill Bikini Picture in Shape

20 October 2008

Are you serious? Country singing Goddess Faith Hill is 41 years old? Holy mother of Mary and Josephine. Doesn’t that make her a MILF of uber proportions? Why, yes, it does! Here’s country western’s first lady of hotness Faith Hill on the cover of Shape Magazine in a two-piece bikini. Because, you know, nothing sells country music CDs like the singer in a bikini on a magazine cover. Notice the ugly yellow sweater. Now why would you pose on the cover of a magazine in a two-piece bikini and still keep on the ugly sweater? Probably to lesson the “hotness” factor, one presumes, though why in the world you would want to do that is beyond me. I blame it on Faith’s husband, that Tim McGraw guy. Dudes in cowboy hats are always antsy about their hot wife showing up in a bikini on a magazine.

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Great Music Videos: Faith Hill’s Breathe

4 October 2007

So what do you do when you have a super hot country singer looking to cross over to the mainstream, and you have a love song that isn’t really all that great, unless you’re into sappy love songs? Well, since you have a super hot country music, you put her on a bed in the middle of the desert, make sure she wears no clothes, and cover her up with silk bedsheets and have her writhe around the bed. No, really, that’s basically what they did with this video for Faith Hill’s Breathe. Okay, not really, there are scenes where she’s in a silk dress doing weird hand gestures or something. But basically the parts you should pay attention to is the naked under the sheets parts. It is, bar none, one of the sexiest damn music videos I’ve ever seen.

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Country Goodness with Taylor Swift

25 April 2007

What’s this? A potential challenger to the throne of Country Music Hotness? Hey, why not. Although Shania Twain and Faith Hill have provided us with many pleasures over the years, it’s about time someone came around to knock them off their perch. Could that person be 17-year old Taylor Swift, who first made it big in 2006 with the song “Tim McGraw” (who we will assume is about Tim McGraw, husband of Faith Hill, and a country star himself — “Indian Outlaw”, anyone?) Taylor is a guitar slinger, a singer-songwriter, and she’s got curly blondes. I predict good things for this country gal!

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I Swear I Didn’t Rob Faith Hill’s L.A. Home

13 February 2007

I swear I was at home, eating a microwave burrito or two (or three), when Faith Hill and hubby Tim McGraw’s L.A. home was burglarized over the weekend. As proof, I submit the three wrappers from my frozen microwavable chilli burritos. Anyhoo, some bastard broke into Faith and Tim’s home in L.A. and stole, according to police, an unknown amount of money. Probably a lot of money. I mean, come on, these two people have movies and sold out concerts. Even their toilet lid probably costs more than my car. Then again, since I drive a piece of junk, I’m sure anything they have costs more than my car. But I digress. We hope the cops nab the burglars post haste. You can rob Mel Gibson or Frank Stallone, but when you go after America’s sweetheart Faith Hill, that’s crossing the link, punks!

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Faith Hill + Black Leather = Fantasy

19 March 2006

Country singer Faith Hill is so beautiful, and every now and then you get glimpse of that beauty when she shows a little skin (like here), but wow, how many men’s fantasies would come true if she, one day, just let it all “go”? I’m grinning just thinking about it. Here’s Faith Hill in tight black leather pants and shirt and — Oh man, someone’s raiding my fantasies again! (Which reminds me: stop looking into my head!)

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Everyone Needs More Faith … Hill

28 February 2006

No story or article leading up to this, just some high quality pictures of the beautiful Faith Hill, and that’s more of something we can all use. Kinda like orange juice. Or a visit to the doctor. Well, maybe not the doctor, but definitely the orange juice analogy holds. I think. And if not, just go with it. The entire foundation of the space-time continuum depends on it. No, really.

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Faith Hill Country Goodness

20 February 2006

If it wasn’t for the fact that Faith Hill is one gorgeous woman, I wouldn’t even listen to country music. Okay, so I don’t actually listen to country music (I’ve heard of it, that’s the same thing, right?), but it’s because of Faith Hill that I’ve considered listening to country music. Um, yeah. Plus there are some Maxim pics of Faith in here, too.

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Faith Hill

8 January 2006

You don’t know impossible until you try to get some sexy pictures of country Goddess Faith Hill. These looks pretty good, but they’re nowhere as sexy as she can be. Alas, that’s what happens when you’re into someone who doesn’t unnecessarily rebels against who they are, ala all those skanky pop stars out there.

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Faith Hill

26 November 2005

Country songstress Faith Hill is one of the sexist woman in the world, but you’ll never catch this country gal exploiting her sexiness. Except in music videos. Well, one music video. She showed a lot in “Breathe”, but it was still classy, like the lady herself. Anyways, she’s got a killer body, but it’s too bad she hardly ever shows it. Damn you Tim McGraw!

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