Fearne Cotton Returns
True story: I was traveling through America one time in a Winnebago when I ran across this girl who works at a gas station name Fearne Cotton, who had dropped out of high school when she thought she was going to be a model. As it turned out, the modeling gig didn’t work out, and Fearne ended up back home in Georgia (come on, you knew a girl name Fearne Cotton had to come from Georgia, right?), where she found work at the gas station. Well, okay, that story was bullshit, and I never meat any such girl name Fearne Cotton. In fact, I don’t even own a Winnebago, and if I did, I’d shoot myself out of self-pity. The point of this story is, um, Fearne Cotton, the TV chick from England, is hot, and go with it.
Brit Babe Invasion: Fearne Cotton
Our latest Brit Babe Invasion entry should be hailing from Texas, or at least somewhere in Southern America. I mean, come on, you can’t call yourself “Fearne Cotton” and be from Northwood, north-west London! But that’s exactly where saucy British lovely Fearne Cotton is from. According to Wikipedia, Fearne Cotton is “an English television presenter and DJ. Known for presenting a number of popular TV programmes such as Top of the Pops and Red Nose Day, she can also now be heard co-hosting the BBC Radio 1 Weekend Breakfast show with Reggie Yates.” Got that?
Brit Babe Invasion: Brit Babes at the Brit Soap Awards
It’s that time of the year again, when Hollywood — wait, no, not Hollywood, but the British equivalent goes about honoring themselves with statues (like most awards statues, those things look really dangerous, too) and whatnot. The British Soap Awards were recently held, and it was Brit Babes galore, which kinda makes sense since, well, it’s for British folks. But anyways, present were some of our favs, including but not limited to: Gemma Atkinson, Kate Ford, Roxanne McKee, Lacey Turner, Ali Bastian, Helen Flanagan, Nikki Sanderson, Fearne Cotton, and Roxanne Pallett. Now THIS is one British Invasion Americans can get with. Well, the guys, anyway…