Hot and Spicy Venezuelan Import Gabriela Vergara
Let’s face it, the Venezuelans haven’t exactly given the world a whole lot besides jungles and mud huts and cocaine, (site note: Please send all hate mail to chillout@dork.com), but they did manage to do one thing right, and that’s give us Gabriela Vergara. Now I don’t really know who Gabriela Vergara is, and yes I’m very well aware that we have an existing post on Gabriela Vergara, but looking that up and refreshing myself on her would, like, take a second or two longer than I have (I’m a very busy man, you know), so in the service of brevity, I’ll just say this: Man, that’s one spicy Venezuelan! Please to ogle Gabriela Vergara in her undies.
Latin Flavor: Gabriela Vergara
Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Gabriela Vergara, a Venezuelan beauty from Caracas, and one of the stars of Univision’s Spanish version of ABC’s slutty MILF show Desperate Housewives, or as its called down Southaways, Amas de casa desesperadas. Which, I think, roughly translate to, Dumb ass show about slutty MILF housewives. Or maybe not. Either way, Gabriela Vergara is one of its stars, and if you ever find yourself watching something that looks strangely like Desperate Housewives, but Teri Hatcher is nowhere to be seen, then you’re probably watching the Spanish version. In which case, enjoy the wonders of Gabriela Vergara and her fabulous freckles.