Neil Patrick Harris as a sympathetic supervillain, Nathan Fillion as a douche bag superhero, and Felicia Day as the object of their affection. Will the bad guy win this one? Probably not. From fanboy God Joss Whedon. I hear he’s got a purty typewriter.
Continue reading...18 August 2009
You geeks and your crazy fancy games and whatnot. Get off my lawn!
Continue reading...27 July 2009
Olivia Munn in a building full of geeks. It’s munny. Get it? Whatever.
Continue reading...14 July 2009
Groovy beats. Freaky vids. You know, classic German shit.
Continue reading...12 May 2009
Silly nerds and your delusional fantasies.
6 May 2009
Giant Effin’ Robots are Back! And oh yeah, Megan Fox makes me wanna buy a motorcycle.
5 May 2009
It’s funny, cause it’s true.
27 April 2009
Forget the “Call of Duty” monikor, the guys behind “Modern Warfare”, the fourth “Call of Duty” game (and in my opinion, the best), is going strictly with “Modern Warfare 2″ for the sequel. Which means no more World War II setting, it’s all about the P90’s and M16’s and helicopter gunships once you hit 7 kills in a roll. The game is scheduled to be released sometime in November of this year, but until then, here’s a teaser trailer for it. Very cool, looks like they’re going the terrorist route on this one. They’ve even put up an official site, though there’s just the trailer (below) there at the moment.
16 April 2009
Sure, laugh at The Dark Knight if you must, but when the chips are down, he’ll … run out of breath and fall down? That’s the theory behind these series of animations from the College Humor guys, which posits The Dark Knight as just some dude in a bat costume trying to fight real bad guys with the all-powerful Superman and the Justice League. Pretty funny stuff, especially the second video when the other members of the Justice League kept expecting ol Bats to use some of his bat powers cause, well, they can’t believe some guy would just dress up as a bat and not have, you know, bat powers and stuff.
2 April 2009
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Zoe Salmon, an Irish lass who is the host of the TV show Blue Peter. Which, disappointingly, is not about what I thought it was about. It’s actually a children’s TV show. Who would have thunk it? She also appeared on the reality TV show Dancing on Ice, which I believe is sort of like Dancing with the Stars, except it’s on ice. Because, let’s face it, if watching stars fall down while dancing is funny, watching them fall down while ice skating has to be, like, three times as funny, am I right?
18 March 2009
In our latest installment chronicling the lengths the Japanese will go to freak us out, here is your introduction to the HRP-4C. What the hell is an HRP-4C, you ask? ABC has your answer: “The girlie-faced humanoid with slightly oversized eyes, a tiny nose and a shoulder length hair boasts 42 motion motors programmed to mimic the movements of flesh-and-blood fashion models.” Basically, it’s a robot. A walking, creepy (but kinda cute) girl robot. Pictures and video below. You gotta realize, of course, that it’s only a matter of time before futuristic sex slave bots are invented, right? Time to put in your orders now, kids! She only costs, er, 3 million to produce. Maybe they can get the Chinese to make them cheaper…
19 February 2009
The sequel to “Transformers” is called “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”. The Fallen is some kind of big ass robot. No, not Megatron, apparently, who I think bit the dust in the first movie. Or not. I only remember a lot of robot ass kicking and Megan Fox making chubbys happen in theaters all across America. So here’s the trailer for “Revenge of the Fallen”. Yes, it rocks. How much does it rock? It rocks so much that I just punched myself in the face and tried to do likewise to my dog, but he was smart enough to avoid my fist. Stupid dog, I’ll never feed him again. Check out the “Transformers 2″ trailer and behold the awesomeness of even more big fucking robots.
12 January 2009
Trust me, you didn’t grow up with the neighbor girl named Kersti Kroon. Or if you did, then you are one lucky bastard, and I would put your eye out just to be you. Okay, so maybe that’s a little harsh, but haven’t you had a good run already? Anyhow. Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Kersti Kroon, an Estonian model from, er, Estonia, which if my master of geography is correct, is located somewhere between the Gaza Strip and Africa, and just south of South Korea. Of course I could be wrong, as the last time I was in Estonia was, oh, quite a long time ago. At least, I think it was Estonia. I could have been Arkansas, though. Where was I? Oh right. Kersti Kroon is a model from Estonia. Me likey.
14 November 2008
If you’ve ever worked in an office at least a day in your life, then you pretty much look at Mike Judge’s 1999 office-themed comedy “Office Space” as THE movie to end all movies when it comes to working in an office setting. It’s not just a brilliant movie because it’s funny, but because it’s true. Of course, I never pulled a caper ala something from a “Superman” movie, but then again, there has been many a times when I’ve wanted to put a hole or two into a company property like that fax machine that never seems to work, the copying machine that always seems to jam when I need it most, or that damn computer that refuses to boot before I grow old and die. Here’s the two best moments from Judge’s “Office Space”, in which three office geeks pull off the perfect caper, and then later, destroys a printer in a field. When David Herman’s character goes after the printer with his bare fists? Priceless.
20 May 2008
British actress Sienna Miller was at a beach somewhere at some point in time doing the bikini thing. Where? When? Why? Um, all very dumb questions, especially when there’s a very pretty girl running up a beach splashing herself all wet. Besides making a menace of herself to her various boyfriends and paparazzos out there, Sienna Miller can also be seen in the action movie “G.I. Joe” come 2009. She’ll be playing The Baroness, and yes, she’ll spend most of her time onscreen wearing a skin-tight black outfit. Word (and set pictures) also has it that Sienna is also nekkid in “Hippie Hippie Shake”, which I think is about, um, hippies. And shakes. Because, as we all know, hippies love their shakes. Stinking hippies.
6 March 2008
Trying to name the Top 5 hottest Star Trek babe is like asking a random stranger if he’s got an asshole — chances are he’ll say yeah, he has one, what of it, and then punch you in the face. Ask any 10 Trekkie, and they’ll give you 10 different answers. The Trek universe is varied and expansive, and you can’t just pick any 5 babe from the franchise’s various incarnations. But hey, that’s exactly what we’re going to do here anyway. Borgs, aliens, and plain ol humans are represented. Here, then, is the Hollywood Top 5: Hottest Star Trek Babes.
20 February 2008
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, NBC is bringing back the Knight Rider TV show and transplanting it from the ’80s into 2008, but if you’ve already seen the movie on Sunday, then you know this is basically the exact same show except, er, with younger people and a Shelby Ford Mustang as the new KITT instead of the cool TransAm. Early in the movie, you also heard the new Knight Rider theme. They start off with the old theme, but it quickly changes into some unGodly awful rock/alt crap. Oh well, listen for yourself in the video below. It starts off good, but they had to go and fubar it. Dummies. In fact, here are the two themes back-to-back. Tell me which one sounds better, and if you choose the new one, you’re an idiot.
10 January 2008
Holy crap. How small does your penis have to be for you to buy a 150-inch Plasma TV just to show off to your buddies? Wait, my penis is pretty small, so I’m definitely getting this thing when it hits the market! Japanese TV folks Matsushita showed off their brand spanking new 150-incher at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas on January 7, 2008 (pictured below with a video of what 150-inches looks like), and it’s a beauty. It promises four times better resolution than full high-definition 1080p picture quality and offers a screen the size of nine 50-inch plasma televisions. That means it’s really, really big, and really, really nice to look at. Line up for yours in 2009, kiddos.
3 August 2007
Kevin Smith is a funny dude. Sure, you might not like any of his movies, but in person, this is one funny dude. And vulgar, too. This video is SOOOO NSFW. So here’s Kevin Smith, at Comic Con (an annual geek event at San Diego), who is taking questions from the audience. This fat white kid with glasses goes up to the stand and dares to ask Smith if he’ll ever do anything original. Smith, of course, answers as if it was a good question, but then quickly rips on the guy’s mom. It goes on for two minutes. Smith is just ripping the guy a new one, and the lesson of the day is: “Never attack a dude with a microphone.” Sucka.
2 July 2007
I think it’s safe to say that Apple’s iPhone launch was a success. The company has moved over 525,000 units since it went on sale on Friday at 6:00 p.m. and continued selling through Sunday. But with the glut of new iPhone customers are problems. The LA Times reports that customers experienced hang-ups including activation problems and insufficient tech support for customers who have run into problems. Apparently even Apple didn’t realize they would do so well because the tech support wasn’t ready for the deluge of calls. Either that, or they just didn’t expect as much problem as they got.
19 August 2009